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Sean
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Auckland, New Zealand.
Jan 2001
time: 05:14
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We might as well keep playing this file.
Sean.
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berXpert
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Home :)
Jan 2001
time: 23:14
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A HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA'S SECOND RULER: APOLYTON II, BERxPERT THE FIRST:
3750BC The old man die and BerXpert take the control of the 2 warriors and the huge city Snorf.
A group of people orginize in secret to form a second city they call them self settlers, but they are just a few and maybe will need too many years to complete their dreems of a free land for their families.
Warriors take out the five miles limit imposed by Apolyton I and launch to explore at east and west.
3725BC Some travelers tell to the west warriors that there are some extrange ruins, new expedition on the way to explore.
3675BC Nothing found in the ruins, just rocks with out meaning.
3575BC A great discovery at east, warriors find the limit of the Australian land in the middle of the jungle, the coast are rich in crab, they call this The Double Crab peninsula.
3550BC Traveleres bring news about a unknown civilization called Frenchs whom begin a big proyect the Ramayana
3500BC Near the 450 years old (BerXpert went to kindergarden with Skeeve  ) Apolyton II die  due a heart attack while working with the tax list: no gold, no science, no warriors, no new units
Immortal Wombat were working with him that night where the tax take the life of the 2nd Apolyton, his last words were: "please take the power for me"
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Immortal Wombat
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in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:14
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while editing my dp, it seems the *information* arrives, so I apologise again.
And so I don't get accused of spamming...
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Herein lies an account of the reign of Apolyton III, Wombat "the Immortal"
Following the untimely death of BerXpert, Immortal Wombat takes control of Australia, and there is much rejoicing.
*yay yay* 
- His first act as dictator, in 3500BC, was to invent lowercase letters, a much-needed research that enabled him to rename SNORF, Snorf. There was much rejoicing.
*yay yay*
- ## editor insert, what does that acronym stand for then Skeeve? ##
- Before the year 3375BC, the warriors continues their exporation of the Australian borders, going anti-clockwise around. Then in that glorious year, Apolyton Wombat declares that enough production has accumulated in the labours of the population that he is able to publicly reveal how it is that civilisation will be a success over a nomadic lifestyle. He unveils the first Australian farm. It has been started in a sheltered river valley to the North East of Snorf, between two ranges of hills.
In view of the geographical layout of this part of earth, an advisor to Apolyton suggests research is changed from bronze working to ship building, so we can find a way to sail across the vast surrounding oceans.
- Then in 3325BC, a barbarian is sighted crossing the North-West passage into the outer regions of Australia. Immediatly, the northern warrior is recalled to Snorf, in case the city needs defending.
The farm to the NE is complete, and there is much eating, and rejoicing.
*yay, yay*
- 3300BC. The southern band of warriors enters a ruined village in the hopes of finding food... Instead, they is ambushed, and outnumbered 3:1.
- After a lengthy stand-off (25 years), the barbarian hoard make their attack, and our brave men are slain, after a brave fight. The year of 3275BC will be taught to all young Australians as a dtae when the first lives were been laid down for Australia, on the shores of the great eastern ocean. And the people are sad. By now, enough people are fed up of life in Snorf to complete the shadowy group of "settlers", and they venture out North east, in search of fertile soil on the shores of the north ocean, by the jungle on Double Crab peninsula.
The northern warrior has reached Snorf, and entrenches. The barbarian threat is now great.
- 3350BC.
In view of the great barbarian threat, Wombat changes research back to Bronze working, and orders the execution of his advisor. He also persuades the populace that it is right to have compusory military service from 16, and a new warrior unit becomes his next great project.
- In the later half of the year 3351BC, Wombat disappears from the throne in Snorf, amid much controversy.
And there is much rejoicing
*yay yay* 
After a lengthy period of civil strife, lasting 24 years, a new ruler heed the call to power, and he is Darkknight, Apolyton IV.
Last edited by Immortal Wombat on 31-05-2001 at 22:33
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Sean
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Auckland, New Zealand.
Jan 2001
time: 05:14
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Here is the Transcript.
Sean takes power from Darknight after he points out a simple, yet obvious fact..."We are surrounded by ****ing hordes of barbarians". The Australian people, after years of stupidity rally around "Sean the Rational", in a last attempt to save the Australian civilisation. For the Second time in our history, Australia stands at the brink of collapse.
1) 3000BC. Sean shows is military genious by ordering the warriors outside the city of snorf to retreat behind the relative safety of our city limits, with the reinforcements. Thereby advertiny "Darkknights last stand". Snorff is attacked however. But by uniting our forces Sean has seen of diastour. We loss one Warrior, and the second one barely survives. (It was almost gameover again folks . )
2) 2975BC.Start Ramayna in Snorf. (Sean is ever the optimist). Australia is out of any immediate danger.
3) Warrior built in Aaargh. Sent to explore (only gets as fare as Snorf before the end of Sean's rule.
4-8) Move warrior unit around the board. 
9) Another Warrior unit is built in Aaargh. It is foritified there.
10) Warrior unit arrives at the outskirts of Snorf, and is order to head for the "dark lands", and explore.
Sean, burden by the incompetent rule of his forefathers (he didn't relise just how incompetent until he took over...), and the general stupidity of the Australian people, Sean decides to take up a Hermit lifestyle. The people are shocked that their beloved hero is leaving them, (he did save all Australia) and beg him to stay, (they are not bright enough to relise the contempt that Sean holds them in.). They let him go as Sean promises to return whenever Australia is dire need of his help, (as it was before, and will no doubt be in again). As Sean heads off into the wilderness he does not bother to appoint a new leader, saying that any one leader would be "much of a muchness" as any other leader. Rumour has it however, that a bright young lad by the name of od David has come of age recently....
Sean the Rational; Savior of all Australia.
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30-05-2001 15:33
At least Australians don't **** sheep, like the people across the Tasman Sea
And there really aren't any second goes for a real civilisation. Maybe we should conced defeat.... 
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