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Hydey
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up shyte creek without a paddle
Mar 2000 time: 14:14
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I downloaded it ok andplayed it ok but cannot seem to attach it here as it is now a larger file.
Try this I hope it works.
Sorry about that had to zip it , Play on and enjoy 
1200 AD In a huge upset the radical Hydey party is swept to power. President Hydey proclaimed that regular elections are for the weak and from now on parties shall rule for 200 years.
The people celebrated and orgies where held in every city, this was sure to boost population.
1210 Ad Temples, harbors and caravans built as leonardo the lion waved his magic wand to turn all catapults into cannon.
The coneheads discover metalurgy
1220 Ad Caravans for trading and Musketeers for defence, just in time as Barbarians land near Zohak and Japanese land near Dakyanus. Japanese demand we give them the secret of gunpowder, president Hydey laughs in there face , Japanese then beg for peace and it is granted.
1230 Ad Yet more caravans and musketeers
1240 Ad More caravans, musketeers and a library then leonardo declares "too many camels " and turned all caravans into freight.
The coneheads discover the corporation.
Barbarian attackers crushed by Zohak defenders
1250 Ad Just a temple built
1260 Ad Marketplace, harbor and colosseum built as president Hydey demands our defences be strenghthened and with that leonardo turns all musketeers into rifleman.
The coneheads discover conscription.
1270 Ad Just a freight built
1280 Ad President Hydey holds an orgy for all comers in the palace so nothing is built.
1290 Ad freight and Library built as the coneheads discover communism. 
1300 Ad Just a freight built
1310 Ad Temples built as leonardo magics Knights and crusaders into dragoons.
Coneheads discover leadership
1320 Ad Harbor, library, freight and rifleman built
1330 Ad Rifleman built
1340 Ad temple ,freight and rifleman built as coneheads discover medicene
1350 Ad Library built
1360 Ad Marketplace and freight built while coneheads discover sanitation. At last a place for the crap to go
1370 Ad Sewer System built
1380 Ad Harbor and freight built, leonardo turns dragoons into cavalry. Coneheads discover tactics.
1390 Ad Sneak attack by Japanese forces.
1400 Ad Temple , Harbor and aqueduct built.
The time is right for the Hydey party to call a new election, our power is supreme and our reputation is spotless.
Aproval 58% 4th
Population 13,720,000 1st
GNP 634 million $ 1st
MFG Goods 276 Mtons 1st
Land Area 1,483,000 Sq Miles 1st
Literacy 64% 2nd
Disease 9% 1st
Pollution 00 tons 1st
Life Expectancy 62 Years 1st
Family Size 4.0 children 6th
Military Service 2 Years 6th
Annual Income 96 $ per capita 2nd
Productivity 65 1st
VOTE 1 HYDEY
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Last edited by Hydey on 10-07-2001 at 15:58
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Marquis de Sodaq
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... no, a Marquis.
Jul 2000 time: 23:14
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1515ad - Markida Sodak is elected president. The people rejoice! Not everybody, tho. Some barbarous types attack Hydey City, but the newly trained troops capture the leader. He is released for a bribe, but only after a thorough cornholing in the jail.
The Celts land near Turing Tepe, offering peace. The president says no, but the cursed senate intervenes! The president's thick-necked goons spend the next month beating senators mercilessly.
The geniuses over at R&D report the discovery of electricity.
The president surveys the state of Persia. He's never seen so many size 8 and 12 cities without acqueducts and sewers in all his life! He orders a new public works program, and generations of Persians are forced to build these improvements across the nation.
1530 - After the first acqueducts and sewers are built, the population continues growing. The smart fellows at R&D establish a new division, Q. This group will focus on sneaky underhanded dealings with foreign governments. Spies begin training with 3mm pen guns.
1540 - A new crop of senators learns to equate underhanded cease-fires with throbbing pain. The president's goons get a raise.
1545 - R&D reports the invention of steel, a new alloy that will allow us to build cruisers. Alas, the mobs won't let them leave port anyway, so the prez tells the navy to take a number and wait in the lobby.
1550 - The United Nations is completed. All world leaders lick president Sodak's boot and offer peace. Suckers.
1560 - R&D discovers a way to refine petroleum into wonderfully flammable and explosive compounds. Cool! The president makes a molotov cocktail and burns down another sushi restaurant.
1575 - R&D reports a way to contain explosions, called combustion. The geniuses there want to study how to make self-propelled wagons or flying machines, but the prez fears this will spell the end of the colussus and leo's workshop. He decides to let his successor take the blame for that.
1580 - A gold freight delivered to Dakyanus taxes at 246 gold! On page two of the newspaper, it is reported that those dastardly Japanese have sneak attacked our riflemen with chariots. More sushi bars get torched.
1585 - R&D reports the discovery of machine tools. All cannon are upgraded to artillery. A wine freight is delivered to that seething pit of alcoholism, Rome. The Carthaginians cough up 320 gold, and say they want more! Vinyards across the nation begin stomping grapes.
1590 - The President Hydey Memorial Porn Library is opened in Hydey's Isle. Gems are delivered to Borazjan, taxmen shake down the merchants for 107 gold.
1595 - The fellows over at R&D have discovered a way to miniaturize things. The president orders some coastal cities to start building offshore platforms, as shield production really sucks in most cities.
1600 - The geniuses at R&D hit a new tech in 1 turn! They each get a fat raise and a cute, submissive "lab assistant" as a show of appreciation. They come up with theology in order to delay the bad PR for the president.
1610 - R&D eggheads define atomic theory. Few people really understand it, but hell, they tell us it's good. A freight of spice arrives in Kandahar, the taxmen squeeze merchants for 114 gold.
President Markida Sodak's term is up. There are 21.8 million Persians, and the GNP is now $901 million. A transport loaded with wine freights and one shifty-eyed "vintner" is on its way to the east, as those drunks in Carthage demand more. The payoff should be huge!
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crowatbitemedotcom
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Texas
Dec 1999 time: 23:14
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Hey guys,
Had some time to stop in. Looks like the game is progressing quite well.
Crow
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Marquis de Sodaq
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... no, a Marquis.
Jul 2000 time: 23:14
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quote: Originally posted by Hydey
Take there capital and then crush them forever, its time to rule the world. Send in the HOWIES and Bombers.
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY |
We own nary a howitzer, but who needs them? Read and enjoy -
1792 - Caliph Marius appointed to be the next Ayatollah. To show his appreciation, he has the detractors on the council flogged. He evaluates the state of the world, and decides that there are too many infidels. They must be punished. Persia has by far the mightiest air force in the world, all units are immediately dispatched to kill foreigners. To begin, the people of Edo in Japan are converted to the true religion for a mere 360 gold. A trifling amount, Persian peasants lose this much in their couch cushions!
1794 - The Persian air force captures Izumo. A helicopter flying east finds a Viking trireme in its way. Instead of flying around the hapless boat, our heli riddles it full of lead. The Vikings are outraged and declare war!
1796 - Kyoto bombed into submission, paratroopers capture the city and raze all sushi bars to the ground! Sushi cooks are forced to braise, fry, sear, bake, and grill fish for three days straight. Vending machine mechanics are sent to the palace for interrogation. A wandering helicopter stumbles upon the new Celtic village of Rhymney. They need not add it to the map, if you catch my drift. The indignant Celts declare war! Don't they see our ways our superior? Bombers discover the Viking city of Lindholm, paratroop priests "convert" the citizens.
1798 - The great mobilization of the air force continues. Many new mass transit systems completed to check pollution. We're so stinkin' rich! Ayatollah Marius pockets some for himself...
1800 - The Japanese sue for peace. In response, we capture Osaka and Nara. Foolish heathens.
1802 - The front wave of helicopters captures Carmarthen. Reinforcements are swarming in to continue the assault.
1804 - The dastardly Japanese are eliminated with the capture of Satsuma, Matsuyama, Nagoya, and Kagoshima. Sushi is outlawed. On the eastern front, the first carrier arrives. Helicopters and bombers capture Caerphilly, Cork, Armagh, and Cardiff. Cunobelin is drowned in guiness at a grisly public execution. Our enlightened wise men have discovered space flight! Now we can get off this flat planet and convert aliens to our ways. 
1806 - Caernarfon sacked. The silly Aztecs declare war when we demand tribute! The fools will pay as soon as we can get some more units to their remote islands.
1808 - Doctors discover the Cure for Cancer! People across the realm rejoice. Paratroopers discover an advanced tribe, Lisbon. It's conveniently about halfway to Azteca, our bombers can reach without carriers. If it's still standing, that is. Tintagel falls to our mighty military. Advance helicopters sack Texcoco, and partisans fill the hinterlands! Quick, get that carrier moving! The Ayatollah decides the Carthaginians are a bunch of worthless scum in need of conversion. Our front wave of lead-packed enlightenment releases the citizens of Rusicade, Cartenna, and Utica from their old, wrong ways.
1810 - The Apollo Program is completed! The map shows just how superior the Persians are. If only the blasted world was round, we'd already be done with the Carthaginians! Because it lies on the flight path to Carthage, we sack Ormuz. The Mongols aren't at all thankful. We'll have to teach them a lesson, as well. The air force makes quick work sacking Carthage and dispatching a horde of partisans to hell. It seems our paratroopers got a bit jump-happy, as none remained in Utica to defend the eight bombers there. The southern force arrives and kills all Aztec partisans, then sacks Teotihuacan. The last Celtic city of Kells falls, putting an end to their independence.
Ayatollah Marius the Conqueror decides to abdicate his leadership. All 41 million Persians are saddened by this, but bathe gladly in the glory he has brought our people. Marius retires at the end of his 10th turn as Ayatollah. He returns to Marquis Haven to establish the Theological Institute for Impressionable Young Babes. Tuition is cheap, send your daughters! Our next Ayatollah should be able to wipe the map clean of infidels, should he so choose.
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