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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
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They must think that everyone wants to see that sort of crap. The scary part is, some people do  That reminds me of an e-mail i received from a mate of mine about the fallacies of pornos. It's such a good read, i just had to include it here 
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For the third time in about a month I have encountered an incident that indicates to me that porno's have been lying to me all these years.
The first incident happened at Coles. I was grocery shopping wityh Maree when this French woman (I kid you not) came up to me and asked me if we have bread crumbs in this country. I sort of helped her out, and then she disappeared. If porno's had have been telling me the truth I would have been in bed with her, using my shopping for both our pleasures. Maree would have probably been there too. Sadly this didn't occur. We continued shopping and I ended up at the green room. Not a perfect result, but I can think of worse places to spend a Saturday afternoon.
The next lie was when Maree was walking across Pyrmont bridge, when 2 Pommy tourists asked her where someting or other was. In a porno she would have pointed them in the right direction, and in a gesture of thanks, the Poms would have invited her back to their hotel and an orgy (girl on girl etc) would have ensued. Instead, the same story as with the French woman (except no green room).
Again in the Darling Harbour precinct, just last Thursday a group of Asian women (3 in total) asked me to photograph them. In a porno this would have progressed to me taking photos of them in their hotel rooms, and all 3 of them having a crack at me. Maree may have also got a run as well. This time was the same as the last, with a fantasy the only indellible mark left by these ladies.
Lastly, this afternoon I was at lunch. A young girl (a bit lezzo looking, but still pretty handy) came up to me and asked me where I bought my lunch. The porno would have had me answering "at home", and then we would have both gone back to my house for a bit of horizontal cuisine. As you can see by this email nothing of the sort happened, and I am here sitting by my PC lamenting the fact that pornos are nothing but wild fiction, and anyone who thinks they are for real has to get a hold of themselves.
Thank god for wrestling
Justin Hanley
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