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Wiglaf
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Dec 2000 time: 23:16
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker
That's pretty much it Wiglaf.
Everyone is pissed at you for wanting to attack our allies and also because you don't give a damn about ripping all the trees from the ground. |
NO ONE NEEDS THE TREES, my man! We should actually hit the forests first, then move on to Alaska and the little critters there. Daisy clutters, possibly nuclear warheads. Go for it, set 'em on fire. Napalm, gas, fuel air, you name it. Whatever floats your boat. Good target practice either way, and shuts up all the bleeding heart bed wetting liberal tree huggas out there while ripping them a new one at the same time.
You can't lose bombing grass. Of course you'd all start whining about the ants or whatever...
As for wanting to attack allies, we'll cancel the alliance first (obviously) and then give good and fair warning about a strike. Eventually, if the UK fails to comply, WITH ALMOST NO CASUALTIES AT ALL, like the war on the Taliban, we will replace your government with a more humane one made up of a few resistance leaders and Blair's slightly more friendly clone flown in from London. A dancing clown or two wouldn't hurt either.
See, I'm not soooo insane after all. Got it all figured out. This simple two step plan would both stop any potential environment-related campaign ads in 2004 and beyond, and would also greatly enhance diplomacy and relations throughout the world, not to mention the economy.
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gopher
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I eat my own poop
Dec 1999 time: 00:16
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Heck, I voted other.
The worst group of whiners are the people with very nasal voices,
i.e. the Nanny from T.V.
uhhhhh...evil
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Jaguar
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Apr 2000 time: 00:16
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quote: Originally posted by Wiglaf
In any event, my name is the only specified login on the list. Why weren't some of the other repubs there, or people like MarkL or Moby? |
You're the only one that would get a funny amount of votes. By the way, I am among the most extreme conservatives in apolyton. I don't believe in minimum wage, for example, or working hour laws, or estate taxes, or social security, or most medicare. I also am for drilling oil in AK, being able to take civil rights from terrorists. etc. So, I'm not a biased liberal. I just thought it would be funny to put you on the poll.
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Wiglaf
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Cambridge
Dec 2000 time: 23:16
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quote: You're the only one that would get a funny amount of votes. By the way, I am among the most extreme conservatives in apolyton. I don't believe in minimum wage, for example, or working hour laws, or estate taxes, or social security, or most medicare. I also am for drilling oil in AK, being able to take civil rights from terrorists. etc. So, I'm not a biased liberal. I just thought it would be funny to put you on the poll. |
I'm not asking for a job application, chuckie. How about acting on your views, and taking on some of the many communist liberals here one on one? Medicare, social security, estate taxes - crap, who gives a damn. Do you support taking out the government and economy of Britain? How about firebombs for Yellowstone?
Didn't think so. You're a half assed conservative, and thus a terrorist wimp liberal.
quote: Obviously you're well known as being a whiner. The others aren't. That's why you were chosen |
No, maybe I was chosen because I was the only login on the list, orange. It's clear that this post came from up top. The knowledge of my political views, leanings, and strategies was just too great.
Are you in this with him or something?
quote: We're in America, remember. Innocent until proven guilty |
You're a known hacker, and if you aren't, now you are.
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