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quote: Originally posted by FireDragon I have the grade with the hottest girls at the school with the hottest girls in my area. Other schools agree, other grades agree. About 1/3 are really hot. And I am among the higher 1/3 boys in popularity and that sort of thing. And there's 35 girls, 25 boys.

Thats what I used to say until I just gave up trying to sound cool and realised, unfortunately, that I'm either gonna have to win her over or wander the world in sack cloth and ashes or wait until she becomes a movie star and then is forever out of my grasp.

Don't believe movies kids - love SUCKS!

But at least I'll get laid a lot in uni or so I'm told.

	05-12-2001 11:34									#122
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You called?
Anna Kournikova, who's audience in tennis is 98% male

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the trouble is "her" could be one of 8 girls in my class, although none of them like me, or one 4 girls from camp, where 2 of them like me (They go to different sister camps) .

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd Yeah...that's my problem...mine has a b/f - but he's hundreds of miles away and I know damn well long distance relationships don't last...so I'll just bide my time

Yeah... until she dumps him and starts dating someother moron/***/total ****er.

Story of my life

The problem is if I grow a spine I blow what little chance I have. She phoned me out the blue for yesterday and really what I should have done was be nasty and demand to know WHY she was calling and WHAT she hoped to acomplish by it. But being me I didn't and just sat listening to her pratle thinking to myself 'she wants to talk to me then why can't she just sleep with me and then talk to me afterwards, I'll be in a better mind to listen'.

Back to the plot....

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd More Natalie:

She looks like a mannequin in that picture.
Honestly.

	05-12-2001 11:39									#127
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Asher, agreed!

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That was my last Natalie pic...it isn't great, I know...but I'm looking for more

quote: Don't believe movies kids - love SUCKS!

Bullshit.

quote: Anna Kournikova

VERY nice, forgot all about her. Makes me want to take up tennis again, hehe

quote: the trouble is "her" could be one of 8 girls in my class, although none of them like me, or one 4 girls from camp, where 2 of them like me (They go to different sister camps) .

"her" is based on looks, or what? Because you'll know you've found something special when you meet someone and don't care about looks because they're such an incredible person

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quote: Originally posted by FireDragon You called? Anna Kournikova, who's audience in tennis is 98% male

Feh! She's cute, she's hot. I won't deny either. But.... when she's playing tennis she looks like a tennis player. Not someone unbelievably hot dressed up to look like one.

Now if you were to put Natalie Portman in... say.. a cheerleading outfit........

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quote: Yeah... until she dumps him and starts dating someother moron/***/total ****er.

I don't think that would happen, actually.

quote: She looks like a mannequin in that picture. Honestly.

I know. As I said, nothing special there. Just wanted to post something.

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Well thats a mix of looks and personality. None have been especially great personalities, none are perfect.

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quote: Feh! She's cute, she's hot. I won't deny either. But.... when she's playing tennis she looks like a tennis player. Not someone unbelievably hot dressed up to look like one. Now if you were to put Natalie Portman in... say.. a cheerleading outfit........

Disagree on both.

Anna Kournikova looks hot no matter how you cut it, and Natalie Portman looks better in either an elegant gown, or just regular clothes, such as jeans and a shirt or whatever.

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd Disagree on both. Anna Kournikova looks hot no matter how you cut it, and Natalie Portman looks better in either an elegant gown, or just regular clothes, such as jeans and a shirt or whatever.

to all

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quote: Originally posted by FireDragon the trouble is "her" could be one of 8 girls in my class, although none of them like me, or one 4 girls from camp, where 2 of them like me (They go to different sister camps) .

Smug bastard

Wait till you get spots.

And I know what you're thinking / saying "I have spots"

It's what I said to my brother when I was 13. Believe me - you don't get them bad till you're 14/15. But by then the girls will be dating 17 year olds so it won't matter and all the jocks will be telling each other that they've scored with girls 'at camp' or 'from another school' or 'on holiday in europe'

Don't believe a word of it. Consider it objectively and think "If I was a girl would I **** them???"

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quote: Well thats a mix of looks and personality. None have been especially great personalities, none are perfect.

On the other hand, at your age (not being condescending, I hope you understand waht I mean) fun-type relationships would be better anyway...

Anyway, more Natalie!

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quote: Originally posted by Faboba all the jocks will be telling each other that they've scored with girls 'at camp' or 'from another school' or 'on holiday in europe'

I know, that is so funny. People always say that. They also say they're "going out" when they aren't. Its so obnoxious!

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More Natalie - great picture here.

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quote: I know, that is so funny. People always say that. They also say they're "going out" when they aren't. Its so obnoxious!

Girls mature pretty quickly in comparison to guys. Don't worry too much...

And a final Natalie pic...SMOKIN'!

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That one before the last one is the best natalie yet. It makes her seem more real.

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Make it "Those two before the last one"

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd Disagree on both. Anna Kournikova looks hot no matter how you cut it, and Natalie Portman looks better in either an elegant gown, or just regular clothes, such as jeans and a shirt or whatever.

No no no no. Thats the basis of the appeal. See the girl next door / cute type of attraction has an inbilt flaw - it's not that sexy. You can't have a proper relationship with anyone you place on a pedestal. But thats the beauty of the cuteness - it opens up great avenues of kinkiness, as a properly cute, innocent looking girl, can be incredibly sexy in any way that can be conisdered kinky if you get me.

For example take one of the idiotic bikini wearing types like Heidi Klum - Dress her as a tennis player there's no kinkiness.

Dress someone who's attraction lies on her being cute like Katie Holmes or Natalie Portman, and you've opened the doorway to unexplorered levels of sexiness.

Fear the pedestal. The pedestal is your enemy.

With kinkiness, colds can be sexy.

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whatever, they're all good except the black and white one. He's posting them too fast

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Fire-
Yeah I totally agree.

Faboba-

quote: No no no no. Thats the basis of the appeal. See the girl next door / cute type of attraction has an inbilt flaw - it's not that sexy. You can't have a proper relationship with anyone you place on a pedestal. But thats the beauty of the cuteness - it opens up great avenues of kinkiness, as a properly cute, innocent looking girl, can be incredibly sexy in any way that can be conisdered kinky if you get me.

True...but kinky is not what I'm looking for. I'm actually looking for the "girl next door" type. To me that IS sexy. I do get you though, I think we just disagree

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quote: Originally posted by FireDragon That one before the last one is the best natalie yet. It makes her seem more real.

I've only ever seen one picture where she didn't look good.

And I'm sure *cough**cough* if David keeps raiding that sites archives - he'll find it ( the one in the green dress is my favourite. I was going to post it when I posted the one from the 'odd angle' instead )

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quote: whatever, they're all good except the black and white one. He's posting them too fast

Hey, I rather liked that one

quote: OK, this is probably the fastest growing thread in apolyton history over the first few hours but I have to go to bed.

No you don't!!!

Faboba,

quote: I've only ever seen one picture where she didn't look good.

I've come across a couple I think...

And yes, the green dress one is incredible.

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd I've come across a couple I think... And yes, the green dress one is incredible.

Yes, it's cool.
It's got that "You've been bad..." look to it.

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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd True...but kinky is not what I'm looking for. I'm actually looking for the "girl next door" type. To me that IS sexy. I do get you though, I think we just disagree

And I too understand what you're saying, but I'm just saying that what I'm saying is when it comes to the point in your relationship ( which fingers crossed - touch wood - will come to pass ) that sex will become involved I'm willing to bet the sexual appeal will come from the 'cute girl in mundane situation' side as opposed to 'hot model on beach in underwear' side. As I see it those are the two main angles towards sex ( with the exception of being mind bogglingly drunk which is not a good basis for a sexual relationship, or not having sex at all which is a terrible basis for a sexual relationship by definition )

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