10-12-2001 04:23									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Dammit, there was no plan. I just noticed his thread and started posting other lyrics in it. I didn't expect so many people to take it seriously. I was in hysterics when they did though...

If it were me, I would not have thought it was a good joke. It was far too predictable that ppl hadn't heard the song. I can't see the humor.

	10-12-2001 04:43									#62
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quote: Originally posted by Eroberer If it were me, I would not have thought it was a good joke. It was far too predictable that ppl hadn't heard the song. I can't see the humor.

You wouldn't

	10-12-2001 04:49									#63
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I thought it was really good.

His best trolling yet.

	10-12-2001 04:50									#64
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand When are you people going to realize that nothing Infatuation says is worth the time it takes to read?

Says the guy who took the piss out of Australians because dingos eat their babies.

"We bring them home because it's the decent thing to do, and we can.
Aussies don't, because then dingos would eat more than just your babies. "

A nine-letter word beginning with h comes to mind. Can you think of which one?

	10-12-2001 05:03									#65
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Soooo, is what Infatuation saying is that his monkey won't spank? I'm sure that there are still some Viagra websites around on the 'net.

I think the guy on Spin City you guys are referring to is Stewart.

	10-12-2001 05:04									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Infatuation A nine-letter word beginning with h comes to mind. Can you think of which one?

Hippopotamus?

No, wait, thats 15 letters......

	10-12-2001 05:08									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove I think the guy on Spin City you guys are referring to is Stewart.

Oh really? YOU THINK? And I thought it was that OTHER white guy with glasses that looks kindof like Nimmy on Spin City.... if you're drunk... and close your eyes a bit......

What was he called again..... The Mayor or something........

Americans

	10-12-2001 06:01									#68
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come one, smiths and morissey were the definition of ****ers. ****er poerty. It';s nice but there are better things.

	10-12-2001 06:04									#69
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 come one, smiths and morissey were the definition of ****ers. ****er poerty. It';s nice but there are better things.

Have you been drinking? Because you seem to have taken leave of your senses

	10-12-2001 06:06									#70
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I just got back home so I'm abit drunk

but COME ON! Morrissey???? A poetic w@nker. Jerking off and writing lyrics. Ok we can ALL identify with that. But move on there are better song writers

	10-12-2001 06:15									#71
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 I just got back home so I'm abit drunk but COME ON! Morrissey???? A poetic w@nker. Jerking off and writing lyrics. Ok we can ALL identify with that. But move on there are better song writers

Never jerked off WHILE writing a song...... requires too much dexterity.

Like the whole hand in circles round your head, patting your belly.

Mind you.... I can do that.....

	10-12-2001 06:16									#72
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panic in the streets of lonond
panic in the streets of birmingham

and I wonder...

Go LISTEN TO SAEZ man! He's french but he kicks morrissey in the ass.


what else, come on.


blur? bliah

pulp - she came from Greece she had a sense for knowledge ?

what else?

suede? well ok

what else?


answer me if you can.

	10-12-2001 06:17									#73
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tell me some worthwile bands from the brit scence. Come on.

	10-12-2001 06:28									#74
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 tell me some worthwile bands from the brit scence. Come on.

There aren't any.

	10-12-2001 06:29									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Zopperoni There aren't any.

yeah britain is dead. Unless I'm missing some great bands that why I'm asking.

	10-12-2001 08:28									#76
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison You wouldn't

I'm guessing this is one of your penis elongation techniques in the vein of your mpg supercar. Oh my! You know one more song than the rest of the globe! Now you can post about it and laugh at your own joke!

It's only marginally comical that Spink got some people to think he's got a g/f, but you can't really laugh at that, can you?

	10-12-2001 08:58									#77
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I dunno... I thought this WAS in poor taste. Not a Smiths fan so I never heard the song.

There are people here who do air out their problems, or tragedies. This is just cruel, and spits in their face.

Call me a tight ass, but grow up!

	10-12-2001 09:04									#78
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Would I be beaten if I say Oasis and then go on to note that two of the Beatles are still alive?



---------------------

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life



Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Come on guys, cheer up

Always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life...

Worse things happen at sea you know

Always look on the bright side of life...

I mean--what have you got to lose?
you know, you come from nothing
-you're going back to nothing
what have you lost? Nothing!

Always look on the bright side of life...
(fade out)

	10-12-2001 11:30									#79
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quote: two of the Beatles are still alive

It's incredibly mean and a good example of dark humour, but the most recent edition of "The Onion" has this mini-headline hidden on its left side:

"Ringo's Next"




Ohhh, I'm going to hell...

	10-12-2001 11:33									#80
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How I decided there is no justice in this world:

John Lennon: 5 shots to the chest
Yoko Ono, standing right beside John: not a scratch

	10-12-2001 20:50									#81
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Lostprophets, Hundred Reasons, and Silverginger 5 are my favourite current Brit bands. There are a lot of good bands about at the moment, they aren't getting exported or even promoted all that well in this counry very well though.

Then there is Radiohead, Blur, Gorrilaz, Oasis of course and a load of dance stuff.

	10-12-2001 20:56									#82
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Girlfriend in a coma? What did your hand get sprained somehow infant? I think Provost would committ suicide if his "girlfriend" went in a coma

	10-12-2001 21:41									#83
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I'm currently looking for loads of good unkown rock, not to heavy though. I'm using KaZaA and searched for Hundred Reasons and got 2 reults:

Cerebra and Remmus, are there any better music progs than this around?

	10-12-2001 22:07									#84
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AudioGalaxy

	11-12-2001 00:19									#85
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quote: Originally posted by drake Girlfriend in a coma? What did your hand get sprained somehow infant? I think Provost would committ suicide if his "girlfriend" went in a coma

You're cruising for a bruising drake!

	11-12-2001 01:54									#86
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What, exactly, were you trying to do when you started the thread, infatuation?

	11-12-2001 17:20									#87
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quote: Originally posted by MattHiggs I'm currently looking for loads of good unkown rock, not to heavy though. I'm using KaZaA and searched for Hundred Reasons and got 2 reults: Cerebra and Remmus, are there any better music progs than this around?

If you go to their website they have about 5 songs to download. They haven't released an album yet, just 3 EPs.

	11-12-2001 17:37									#88
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Or, if you want utter noise, Raging Speedhorn might be what you want. But I can understand perfectly well if it's not exactly what you had in mind... I agree with MikeH on Lostprophets, and for the rest, most of the good British bands I know are a bit older.

	11-12-2001 18:45									#89
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I heard someone mention that The Wildhearts are really good, I'll have to check on AudioGalaxy see if I get any matches.

	11-12-2001 19:12									#90
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The Wildhearts - I Wanna Go (Where The People Go)