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Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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Originally posted by Dalgetti
a few days ago , me and two of my friends were hanging out in the house of one of them. one of my friends has ... a ... large ... you know ....

so , one thing led to another , and we compared ....

*bwow-chiga-chiga-bwow-wow*

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first day back at school after the weekend . and I feel a strange hush around me .

Perhaps they're worried you'll hit on them?

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P.S. this is not unbased bragging . I simply have nobody to share this with , and since I won't meet 99.9% people , I have no reason to lie. or to be shy about anything.

I'm sure yours is quite abnormally sized for an Israeli.

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exactly how drunk were you guys when you decided to compare?

Az is offline Az
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Asher : believe me , no one thinks we are gay. I guess my society is a bit more open-minded ..... anyhow , what's with the Israelis got small penises jokes ? you know that isn't the truth ?

that's similar to me saying : Canadians are the least literate people in the world.....

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Asher is offline Asher
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Originally posted by Dalgetti
Asher : believe me , no one thinks we are gay. I guess my society is a bit more open-minded .....

So let me get this straight:
You all whip it out, compare, then tell everyone at school you guys whipped it out and compared, and you think the reason people are quiet around you is because they're jealous of your thing?

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anyhow , what's with the Israelis got small penises jokes ? you know that isn't the truth ?

that's similar to me saying : Canadians are the least literate people in the world.....


I don't know a single Canadian who can read.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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You know, most of us only compare cheneys metaphorically.

red_jon is offline red_jon
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You're telling me 2 guys compared size and it didn't lead to anything else? What is the world coming to?!

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As long as the Arabs have smaller dicks...

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You're telling me 2 guys compared size and it didn't lead to anything else? What is the world coming to?!

He's probably just leaving that part out.

What he's experiencing now is the awkward silence, or the morning after...

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well, it is quite weird . He has been bragging for a long time for how he's got the biggest .... stamp collection in school. I was like .... a challanger to the throne. the truth is he used to ocassionally flash us with it , ( got me some very quick reactions on turning away ), and bragging about it . It's like a private joke around school. and no we are not gay , we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )

che : cheneys ......

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we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )

che : cheneys ......



I used to have girlfriends!

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well, it is quite weird . He has been bragging for a long time for how he's got the biggest .... stamp collection in school. I was like .... a challanger to the throne. the truth is he used to ocassionally flash us with it , ( got me some very quick reactions on turning away ), and bragging about it . It's like a private joke around school. and no we are not gay , we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )

So now as King of the throne, you can't wait until other boys challenge you so you can compare it with them, too?

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RJ, calm down hes over 1000 miles away

Dal, face it, if your friend likes to get his John Thomas out in front of the other guys then hes probably got an err ulterior motive

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quote:
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So now as King of the throne, you can't wait until other boys challenge you so you can compare it with them, too?


LOL, nice one!

Az is offline Az
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Asher :

no . I am not going on showing it to people. it happened a single time ....

Cockknee :

ranskaldan is offline ranskaldan
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wait a minute........

dalgetti, judging from the general tone that you use, you seem to be rather proud of the fact that you, ahem, you know. Why else would you refer yourself as the 'king of the throne'?

however, not once did you mention the actual measurements so that we on apolyton can be wowed too....

i smell something fishy here .... are you sure you told the total entire truth?

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I CHALLENGE DALGETTI

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i smell something fishy here .... are you sure you told the total entire truth?

Maybe he just woke up?

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If I was dal I'd admit defeat now just to spite RJ

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ranskaldan :

and damn right, I am not ashamed of it . It's simply goddamn awful that I've got this new ..err.. fame.

I presume it's not the biggest to ever hit the market (:hmmm but it's rather large ... damn that feels akward ...

what's your size ?


red_jon :

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wait a minute...... how will the challenge work?

won't the two of you just have a fun day lying your heads off?

edit: dalgetta, you don't seem to get my point. what i'm saying is that it's bizarre that although you have a large ahemm, you aren't bragging about its actual size, which you didn't even mention.

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wait a minute...... how will the challenge work?

won't the two of you just have a fun day lying your heads off?


I NEVER LIE

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So Dalgetti,

Did you at least have the courtesy to give him a reach around?

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So Dalgetti,

Did you at least have the courtesy to give him a reach around?



In my head he did...

Az is offline Az
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ranskaldan : I have established my supremacy over a territory large enough . why would I risk it all ?

(esp. with red_jon lurking around )

( I am not very confident about myself. as you see the situation is quite akward for me . I guess I am just a shy guy with a big penis )



damn that frase sounds awkward....

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Maybe you should take pictures of it and have your friends post them around the school.

Az is offline Az
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Is this common communist behavior?

Az is offline Az
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Asher , stop , you keep me posting smiley-only posts !!!

 
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