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gopher is offline gopher
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Dec 1999
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What was with Yahoo Serious?

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How cool is the Croc Hunter?

Are you guys all bunched into a couple of big port cities?

Instead of locking up prisoners, do you just ship them to Tasmania or New Zealand?

Lars-E is offline Lars-E
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Nov 2000
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What, you don't know of it? Quoted from a webpage...


I know it Chowlett. It's well known. Why are you chewing on my tail? Eat Kaak and die.

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May 1999
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Hey sorry. Just that your post seemed to indicate that you hadn't heard of it before.

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Is it true that there are more sheep than people in Australia? Has this resulted in a new race of sheep-men, who the Australian government are training as super-soldiers for the conquest of New Guinea? If not, why?

Is a "poofter" what I think it is?

Do the toilets flush counter-clockwise?

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Jan 2001
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is it true that Foster's is really just kangaroo piss?

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Originally posted by Sprayber
Why isn't Australia a republic yet?


Two main reasons:

Older Australians have a deep respect for the monarchy and particularly for Queen Elizabeth. They didn't want to upset her and don't see the need for change anyway. There millions of British migrants here, many retain dual citizenship. No prizes for guessing how most of them voted.

Secondly noone has come up with a Republican model of government which is acceptable to the majority of Australians. Our current system of government is seen to work well. Why change it?

A republic is seen as inevitable - but only when the right model is put forward.

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Noone is answering my questions!!!

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Nov 2000
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Alexander Horse are you gonna answer my questions?!!

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quote:
Originally posted by MacTBone
How cool is the Croc Hunter?


Hes irritating. A true australian.

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Instead of locking up prisoners, do you just ship them to Tasmania or New Zealand?


No. Australians are all criminals.

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Im a New Zealander, but I will try to help my "aussie brothers" out

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Hydey, you guys still feel inferior to the brits who just wanted to get rid off you lot. Good riddance to bad nuisance.


True, Australia was a penal colony, but we wont hold that against them will we?
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Is the croc hunter dead yet? I saw him once swimming with Great White sharks. Risk profile: seeker.


Hes still alive amazingly, and still rather irritating unfortunately.

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What happened with "the dingo took my baby"? She got aquitted right? I saw the movie. The family was adventist and were wrongfully persectuted..


Dont know.

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Cricket (named after a grasshopper?), rugby - dumb sports. Even Handmelon is better. Handball sux.


Cricket is boring as hell, but Rugby Union is the greatest sport in the world. Beats american football or soccer any day.

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What's up with the white policy? Still harassing immigrants in concentration 'look alike Guantamo' camps?


ahhh....no.

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Don't like foreigners huh? Especially brownies. Remember the Norwegian ship. The captain was awarded man-o-year in politically correct Germany. They have to due to holocaust - so they feel.


You dont see any difference between foreigners and foreign hijackers?

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Nov 2000
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If that's the help your offering your aussie friends I'd hate to be your enemy.

Go look in the Wrong Australia thread. You can do some more damage there

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Jul 2000
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Why are there a lot of Austrailians on this board? Are they all AH Dls?

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Has PETA staged a raid on your government because of the indescriminant slaughter of the poor, innocent cane toad?

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Dec 2000
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Is Alexander's Horse a real australian?

He doesn't seem like Australian ambassadors Rustle Coitt and Steve Erwin.

Sorry AH. But you seriously can't tell us that someone of your intelligence could possibly be an australian.

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OK I'm amazed! This is actually the first ever CONSTRUCTIVE thread I've ever seen from AH

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1) When did you guys change the national anthem to "Waltzing Matilda," and why? (For what it's worth, my wife and I both think it's the best national anthem of all.)



Waltzing Matilda is a stirring song but its not the national anthem. The national anthem is Advance Australia Fair, a rather plodding Victorian screed.

You could say "Waltzing Matilda" is the national song however.

quote:


2) At whom is your animosity directed over Gallipoli: the Brits, the Turks, or both?


Nobody really. Strangely enough Gallipoli is the basis for a very warm relationship with Turkey. The Australians and the Turks - "Johny Turk" to the Australian "Diggers" - deeply respected each other's fighting qualities. The British navy landed the Australians and New Zealander's at the wrong beach but noone really blames them for what happened. They got slaughtered as well at separate landings at Suvla Bay.

There is a rather moving folk song called "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda" which brings together the 2 themes of your question:

Now when I was a young man I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover.
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback,
Well, I waltzed my Matilda all over.
Then in 1915, my country said, "Son,
It's time you stopped ramblin', there's work to be done."
So they gave me a tin hat, and they gave me a gun,
And they marched me away to the war.

And the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
As the ship pulled away from the quay,
And amidst all the cheers, the flag waving, and tears,
We sailed off for Gallipoli.

And how well I remember that terrible day,
How our blood stained the sand and the water;
And of how in that hell that they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter.
Johnny Turk, he was waitin', he primed himself well;
He showered us with bullets, and he rained us with shell --
And in five minutes flat, he'd blown us all to hell,
Nearly blew us right back to Australia.

But the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
When we stopped to bury our slain,
Well we buried ours, and the Turks buried theirs,
Then we started all over again.

And those that were left, well, we tried to survive
In that mad world of blood, death and fire.
And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive
Though around me the corpses piled higher.
Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over head,
And when I woke up in me hospital bed
And saw what it had done, well, I wished I was dead --
Never knew there was worse things than dying.

For I'll go no more "Waltzing Matilda,"
All around the green bush far and free --
To hump tents and pegs, a man needs both legs,
No more "Waltzing Matilda" for me.

So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed,
And they shipped us all back home to Australia.
The armless, the legless, the blind, the insane,
Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla.
And as our ship sailed into Circular Quay,
I looked at the place where me legs used to be,
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me,
To grieve, to mourn and to pity.

But the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
As they carried us down the gangway,
But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared,
Then they turned all their faces away.

And so now every April, I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me.
And I see my old comrades, how proudly they march,
Reviving old dreams of past glory,
And the old men march slowly, all bones stiff and sore,
They're tired old heroes from a forgotten war
And the young people ask "What are they marching for?"
And I ask meself the same question.

But the band plays "Waltzing Matilda,"
And the old men still answer the call,
But as year follows year, more old men disappear
Someday, no one will march there at all.

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda.
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
And their ghosts may be heard as they march by the billabong,
Who'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

Eric Bogle.

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(I believe the last known Australian Gallipoli veteran died last year)

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The Vagabond is offline The Vagabond
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Are there horse/kangaroo hybrids in Australia?

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Sorry AH. But you seriously can't tell us that someone of your intelligence could possibly be an australian.


But according to that Yahoo Serious movie, Albert Einstein is from Australia, and he's a pretty smart guy. So I guess there can be intelligent people from Australia. Now, as to your claim that Alexander is "intelligent", he's not bad... for a troll.

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Is Paul Hogan big in Australia?

And is he related to Hulk Hogan?

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huh? I only thought that Watzing Matilda was just one of my favorite Tom Waits songs?

AH can you give me a link with what happened?

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hmmm from that sonmg it appears the turks kicked your butt long and hard and now you romantisize about it?

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Romaticise? Eric Bogle is noted for his anti-war songs. "And the band played Waltzing Matilda" is a very bitter song- just check the lyrics.

AH- Does Oz still accept convicts? If you do, can we send you Jeffrey Archer?

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quote:
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Why was my girlfriend turned off when I suggest we do this?



Probably because you don't know how to

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Some months ago, I read on this site, that some aussie sheepherds counts their sheeps like this:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hello Honey, nine, ten .....

Is that the true?

Or was that about some kiwi-sheepherds ?

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danish descendant kiwis. Yes, there are danish colonies in nz.

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Does Bob the builder speak with an accent?



Ya know how those Jap cartoons are dubbed? This got me to wondering if a accent is dubbed in or out


Bob has no accent here. Sounds full blown phoney American.



Hey! this one keeps me awake at night

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bump

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How many christians are there?



About 90% give Christianity as their religion. Only about 10% regularly attend church services.

 
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