27-09-2000 06:39									#63
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Nooooo!!!!! The CornMaster has been knocked off.

You see, I'm the Master of ALL THAT IS CORN! Corn Nibblets, Corn Kernels, Pop Corn, Candy Corn, Creme Corn, Corn on the Cob, Frozen Corn and Canned Corn. Just go ask any of them....They will tell you that CornMaster is their Master.

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	27-09-2000 07:13									#64
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Why thank you smashy dear

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	27-09-2000 11:19									#65
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having topped out at 320,000,000,Smash steps out for a quick smoke.Suddenly,he realizes he has stepped out of the room!!He casually eases his way back in

I wonder if anybody saw??

	28-09-2000 05:32									#66
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kc, I believe was voted out by myself.

25th-CornMaster
26th-The Joker
27th-Oldman

SCG- you can vote people out.

It is down to four people!!!

	28-09-2000 14:50									#68
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I (We) - um err now I'm (We're) confused - hereby declare Smash the uncontested champion (on the grounds that I (We) have never heard of any of the others and declare them figments of my (our) imagination!!!
I (We) hope that that was clear!


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	28-09-2000 17:23									#70
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SG*, I'll certainly believe you (ins't that great about the english language - can't tell if i meant you singular or you plural ) are confused - after all, 2 of the 4 remaining contestants have started threads this month in a thread you (and again )and I read and post in . However, since I am a nice guy, I'll do my part to try and bring some sanity to your world and attempt to banish one of the figments of your imagination

*tries to convince Wernazuma that Civ III has already been completed and that he has been selected as one of the beta release testers, but he has to quit his current game to qualify* Since he is a figment of our imaginations here, I imagine that he will do so

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	29-09-2000 07:07									#71
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Actually DC, I voted you out...

*Dodges blow from DC*

*Pinches the SGs to prove that he is not a figment of their imaginations...*

	30-09-2000 07:47									#72
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I didn't say I voted myself out did I?

28th-Youngsun
29th-Seeker

It's down to Smash and Wernazuma now... Vote wisely...

	30-09-2000 08:41									#73
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I'll vote out Wernazuma

	01-10-2000 12:12									#75
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I'll vote out Youngsun if necessary

	02-10-2000 16:55									#76
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Long live Smash, true victor ludorum


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	02-10-2000 22:10									#77
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Sorry I missed your vote SCG.... wernazuma is out.

So the winner is-

SMASH

Gloating commences...

	02-10-2000 23:17									#78
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Oh I'm so happy!

I can't beleive how many people came into this like it was a civ vacation.I,on the other hand,saw from the start that strategy and observing human behaviour would be the difference.I'd like to think I played the game as ethically as possible.

Do I get to go on Hollywood Squares?

	03-10-2000 03:40									#79
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Well done Smash! We are all waiting for the "Oscar" type acceptance speech...
"My thanks go to (as he wipes tear from eye) to all the wonderful people at Apolyton who made my dreams come true........oh go on you finish it!
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	03-10-2000 04:39									#80
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This just in.....Smash was taking steriods and slipping the other competors poison. Now we go to our person in the field.

"We have video evidence of Smash taking steriods...

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    Smash

"And that's how it happened folks. This is I. P. Freely signing off for NRHTV"

LOL I hope you like it.

P.S. NRHTV = Never Really Happened TV

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	03-10-2000 04:56									#81
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um..er...it was..ah..sasparilla.My coach gave it to me.It was just a fruity drink.

	03-10-2000 16:55									#82
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O come now, Cornmaster, you know that in the US, video tape and 10 eyewitnesses is not conclusive evidence There are any number of things that could look like steroids or poison but actually be quite harmless and that it was entirely the other competitors faults that anything dangerous actually happened to them. And besides, even if it was steroids and poison, perhaps Darkcloud is liable for any damages since he was responsible for locking them all up in a room in the first place without having them sign a waiver form

This cynical look at the US court system brought to you by a lack of sleep, the letters Q and E, and the number 7

*wonders if anyone gets the Sesame Street reference in this post since most of his other attempts at humor in this thread have fallen on zombie-like ears *

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	03-10-2000 17:22									#83
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All I want to know is... who took the doughnuts???

Oh, and congratulations Smash. [sarcasm]I'm so very happy for you.[/sarcasm]

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	07-10-2000 10:47									#84
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*mouth full of doughnuts*
Congrats smash!

	07-10-2000 23:02									#85
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There seems to be a problem with the mail here.I havn't got my cheque yet.

It should have been sent by courier.I'm really getting worried.

	08-10-2000 00:54									#86
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Sorry you don't get a check...

The reward was listed before and is this: You are an advisor in Civ III... if you don't fall over dead after acheiving the goal...