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Dr. Nick
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Mola mazo!
Oct 2000 time: 01:18
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"No More Inventions" Fuhrer proclaims, Germany Discovers Way of Recycling Books into Tanks
Berlin.- Thousands of people cheered after the Fuhrer proclaimed that 'scientific advancement has reached the peak. No more inventions can be obtained in our glorious Vaterland. Our latest invention is to recycle books into tanks. How is that done? The burnings of all libraries are discovered to yield a profit, which can be used to build tanks. Ingenious, huh? Once again, Albert Speer amazes the crowd with his ever increasing ingenuity. In a special interview with our newspaper, armaments production minister Speer was reportedly 'thrilled by his new ideas in making tanks appear out of nowhere' and is now considering giving classes on 'economic magic 101: money does grow on trees, as long as its in paper'. He is reportedly working on a new books now after the success of the library burnings: 'origami tanks, mostly harmless'. This newspaper reports that the book burning was so bountious that nearly thirty divisions and batteries of tanks, panzergrenadiers and AA are expected to roll off the production lines before the end of the year. Next year, the pilot project on libraries will be taken higher up: Speer intends to burn the Gymnasiums and universtities to the ground. Goering reported "Screw a duck, I never expected culture to be of any use. I am surprised." Right after that, he guzzled down his dinner, bought, his butler reported, by bills that had 'Faust' written all over them.

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