20-04-2002 01:04									#31
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Oh, wait, there's another version of the joke:

Palestinian:
* Blames Israel for the fly
* Having determined that the fly came from Israel, labels its ilegal occupation of the soup colonial activity in violation of the Geneva Convention
* Demands a freeze on insect flying and breeding activity in all restaurants which Palestinians ate in before 1967
* Demands UN peacekeeping force to protect violations of Palestinian soup rights
* Blames international Jewish conspiracy for sending Israel the food which spoils and attracts flies
* Describes fly as an example of Israeli use of biological warfare and genocide
* Claims that flies in soup cause impotence and are part of an Israeli plot to lower Palestinian birth rates
* imports leftists from all over the world to swat flies in restaurants
* and most importantly, labels this latest Israeli provocation an excuse to attack Israeli and American targets throughout the region, but doesn't attack any of the latter because all this complaining has been so tiring.

	20-04-2002 01:46									#32
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oh come on
you should learn not to take hermans too seriously



while we do try not to hurt palestinians, it's very difficult when every citizen is a potencial terrorist and they do like to hide and use human shields and disguise.

for their defense it will be said, that a large part of palestinians did wear uniforms. in jenin for instance, most of the bodies wore jihad uniforms.

	20-04-2002 01:55									#33
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Boobie trapped?? Yummie!

	20-04-2002 01:57									#34
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Natan is funny here, don't accuse him of taking me seriously!

	20-04-2002 03:26									#35
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Oh come on.

I seriosuly want to know, are you taking your posts from some site?

Cause each tim,e your first post in a thread seems... like a machine or something.

And then the next posts are the actual you.

	20-04-2002 03:27									#36
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btw, who can guess what's my current avatar?

prefferably not someone who already knows.

	20-04-2002 05:05									#37
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quote: Originally posted by WFHermans The Insect in the Coffee Cup If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what would you do? Here is one analysis: 1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe 2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee 3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away 4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect 5.The Israeli: * Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese * Screams that his security is in peril * Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee * Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects * Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, Discrimination against Noah's Ark * Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups> * Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses,cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way. * Imposes more military aid on the American * Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee. *Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation

	20-04-2002 05:16									#38
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ROOOOOOOOOFLLLLLL

	20-04-2002 05:20									#39
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your avatar? just another case of flag waving claptrap as it seems to me, probably one of those early versions of Israeli flags. or maybe the flag of some ultranationalistic movement, though the very term of 'nationalism' would have a completely different meaning here

that comparison of insect-in-the-coffee-things is sort of funny, especially because it is true.

	20-04-2002 05:32									#40
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ecthelion - wrong

	20-04-2002 05:35									#41
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yes they are funny

	20-04-2002 06:28									#42
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Nope, they aren't. My photoshop, however, is.

	20-04-2002 08:31									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Sirotnikov ROOOOOOOOOFLLLLLL

Yes!

	20-04-2002 13:17									#44
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The sixpointed star represents Satan, the crown symbolizes the master of the world, which is how satan and his sons, the jews, see themselves. Blue is the colour of the sky.

And I don't get my posts from a robot, no.

	20-04-2002 20:21									#45
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quote: Originally posted by WFHermans The sixpointed star represents Satan, the crown symbolizes the master of the world, which is how satan and his sons, the jews, see themselves. Blue is the colour of the sky. And I don't get my posts from a robot, no.

quoted

	20-04-2002 20:25									#46
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EDIT: I don't know what to say, I wouldn't be surprised if you were somewhat... offended

Last edited by Ecthy on 20-04-2002 at 21:32

	20-04-2002 20:44									#47
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You don't mind WFHerman's posts?

	20-04-2002 21:26									#48
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To be clear, the flag is the IDF flag, showing the Israeli flag, and the IDF emblem: A shield of david type form, a sword with an olive branch, and a banner saying "Israeli Defense Army"

Attachment: il-army.gif
This has been downloaded 86 time(s).

	20-04-2002 21:26									#49
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.....

Lonestar , that was marvellous.

I laughed for more than 5 minutes....

oh and how that EE scenario going on ?

	20-04-2002 21:37									#50
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Dalgetti, please visit the rest of the ME threads and read what WFHermans has to say about Jews.

Lonestar, I want to reiterate my enjoyment as well.
I also laughed for a long time.

I saved it. Do you want me to credit you for it?

	20-04-2002 21:41									#51
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I didn't get the point of that image.

	20-04-2002 21:42									#52
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yes , yes, I know, Siro.
It seems that he doesn't like us.
I've contacted Jeremiah, he said he's taking care of it .

	20-04-2002 21:43									#53
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1. who's Jeremiah? stop your worldwide conspiracy!

2. what's the point of that freaking image?

	20-04-2002 21:49									#54
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Andreas: 1. YOU RUINED THE JOKE ! I was waiting for WTF bursting into celebrations of his percieved proof that the jews are trying to take over the world . after all if he's stupid enough to believe this , he wouldn't notice it was a joke....

2. WTF posted a stupid troll-joke about jews and coffee. Lonestar responded. Swiftly and mercilessly , might I add.

	20-04-2002 21:51									#55
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nopey... that joke about guys dealing with a fly in their coffee was not racist but realistic. the pic just doesn't make sense. I imagine you guys find it funny just because it's opposed to a joke that made you feel offended

	20-04-2002 21:53									#56
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But the joke was not only offensive...but unfunny too.

	20-04-2002 21:55									#57
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doesn't it freak you out, somewhat, that there is such fighting, in the place of birth of our beloved lord and savior Jesus Christ?

	20-04-2002 22:03									#58
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Oh yeah. e're all going to Hell for sure.

	20-04-2002 22:16									#59
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quote: nopey... that joke about guys dealing with a fly in their coffee was not racist but realistic. the pic just doesn't make sense. I imagine you guys find it funny just because it's opposed to a joke that made you feel offended

the joke was unfunny , and slightly offensive, and when coming from a known bigot , was not taken in good spirit by me , or by anyone else, for that matter.

paiktis: ... I wonder if you're trolling or kidding. kidding - good one , if trolling , 7.8/10.

	20-04-2002 23:44									#60
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 doesn't it freak you out, somewhat, that there is such fighting, in the place of birth of our beloved lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Well if you want to get technical about it. Jews and Muslims are doing the fighting there. Jesus Christ doesn't enter the picture in that conflict.