24-05-2002 22:02									#31
	You know you have played CIV 3 too long, when.... Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

You were suppose to walk yer dog 3 hours ago, now there's pee on the floor...

	24-05-2002 23:24									#32
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These are so funny

Here are a few:

You think the solution to overpopulation is to turn irrigation into mines.

You don't worry as much about nuclear war because you missile defence has a 75% chance of stopping incoming missiles.

You wonder why Hawaii and Alaska are peaceful, since it's so far away from Washington.

You do something stupid and reach for control-l to load your last game, only to discover you're in the real world (I have actually done this).

You wonder where the iron works in the US is located.

You get angry when you can't shut people up by pressing the space bar.

You react to one of your cities flipping sides with the same rage you would if your girlfriend had sex with your best friend.

You bring a sword to the store and try to get stuff for free by demanding tribute.

You're still looking for the "center" of town to press the botton that will optimize production and food.

There's a factory, manufacturing plant, nuclear plant

	25-05-2002 14:21									#33
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When you start going back in the past by re-loading auto-saved games because you screw up doing stupid moves at every turn.

When you get fired from you job because you played Civ all night and screw an important meeting with your boss because being too tired. this if ficticious, but sometimes it is close to reality and sleeping during meetings is not that unusual (look around you).

	26-05-2002 20:34									#34
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hi ,

you know that you have played it to long , when , ....

you allready camp and wait outside a Seatlle shop , so that you can have the first cd-rom of PTW, .............

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 02:55									#35
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When you insist that we switch to a communism to fight the war on terrorism without unrest and with less unit costs.

	27-05-2002 17:11									#36
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When you're trying to kill your neighbours because you want a library in your town really really fast

	28-05-2002 00:17									#37
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...When you punch sombody and wait for them to hit you back before punching them again!

...When you try to write '#turns' on your watch, and tell the teacher it'll take 40 turns to work how pythagorus's theorm works unless you get more science funding.

...You tell your sister to dig up "all of them 20 squares" so your mum can put plants in them!

	28-05-2002 00:23									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Williams You do something stupid and reach for control-l to load your last game, only to discover you're in the real world (I have actually done this).

I was once slitly day dreaming when i was thinking about doing somthing, and actualy shouted out loud "sod it, if it doesn't work i'll re-load my last save", and everybody in my class looked at me and when they asked what i just said i said "this is a good time to re-load".

I realy do play on this tomuch! God this Thread is turning serius! *Cough*

We demand mind altertering drugs!

	29-05-2002 17:03									#39
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quote: Originally posted by HazieDaVampire ...When you punch sombody and wait for them to hit you back before punching them again! ...When you try to write '#turns' on your watch, and tell the teacher it'll take 40 turns to work how pythagorus's theorm works unless you get more science funding. ...You tell your sister to dig up "all of them 20 squares" so your mum can put plants in them!

hi ,

and you aint the only one , ........

have a nice day

	30-05-2002 01:01									#40
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You know you have played CIV 3 too long, when
-you know more strategies in civ III then people in real life.
-you wonder why there are so few wars, after all they are a good way to make the country grow bigger
-you don't know what is reality & what is the game
-you try to build some nukes, just in case anyone would try to attack you.

	30-05-2002 01:09									#41
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quote: Originally posted by snarko You know you have played CIV 3 too long, when -you know more strategies in civ III then people in real life. -you wonder why there are so few wars, after all they are a good way to make the country grow bigger -you don't know what is reality & what is the game -you try to build some nukes, just in case anyone would try to attack you.

hi ,

what about implementing those "strategies" in real live ,......

about them nuke's , ..........oh yeah , you mean in your garden , ............

what about this , there is a guy who has civ3 on a laptop , anf he plays while he sit's in bad , ............

have a nice day