23-05-2002 05:40									#31
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Some civvish (ctpish) ones. Don't know how suitable these are but see what you can use:

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Blood shall run.
            -- CtP1 Warrior
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No lemurs were harmed in the opening of this file.
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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int_t RETARD;	//probably won't ship with this
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc [yes, it was shipped with this]
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ARBITRARY_TERRAIN_VALUE = 650;	//I don't know; just sounded good
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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dumbass workaround for dumbass design flaw
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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more workarounds than you could shake a lemur poo at
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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note to self: bad design always finds a way of biting you right on the butt
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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oh, baby, show me your workaround face
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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//general warnings n' info about **** that happens in the game
//there's a lot of them; I don't ****ing care enough to comment each one
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
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I'm sure St Swithin won't mind

Edit: bah! the last one isn't nearly as good with auto-censor on

Last edited by Locutus on 23-05-2002 at 05:46

	23-05-2002 06:29									#32
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Some Apolytoner quotes:

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If Alexander's Horse is so good, how come there are so many threads about fixing him?
            -- Nordicus
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Does Mrs. Ming know her husband is spanking kids over the Internet?
            -- WesW
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Yes, yes, list your favorite tricks and strategies...I will then alter the game to render them ineffective! Ha, Ha, Ha!
            -- WesW
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I have thought of manually adjusting your attitude...
            -- Skorpion59
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I have several that could do for #7--Microcomputers: the best one, which I'm considering, is of a computer. I did have three different types of silicon chips I was thinking of using, but I can't seem to find the damn things now...lost amid the maze of files somewhere. So, what do you think? 
            -- Nordicus
I think you need to take a course in organizational skills.
            -- WesW
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I *may* have solved some of the problem with specialists tonight. Then again, I may have screwed things up- I don't know. If that happens, I won't know whether to laugh, cry, or both. God, I'm starting to sound like Nordicus (the horror!). 
            -- WesW
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Hmm, my memory seems to be failing me (too bad my email archive has gone the way of the dodo, had dozens of gems)... maybe because it's 3:00 AM? I'm sure I can remember more tomorrow...

	23-05-2002 07:14									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu "I have leadership abilities of a small cantaloupe" - Stefu

I think we need to edit this Stefu, or it'll be rejected, thus:



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"I have leadership abilities of a small cantaloupe"
-- Stefu
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And since I'm egotistical (someone actually told me the following, I merely altered it so that it would work better as a quote)

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"DarkCloud: A computer on a nasty little Island no one has ever heard of."
-- Theben or n.c.
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and my favorite Hydey quote:

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"I'm not telling you where I live because you might come down here and rape me
-- Hydey
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	23-05-2002 07:21									#34
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"A Nazi who doesn't know who to hate."
-- cpoulos on anarcho-fascists:
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"hmmmm...
VERY interesting.

In one moment 90 people were online.
One moment later only 6 left.

Probably MarkG and all his DL's went offline"
-- Eli ponders DL's
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"Iraq's sand could make a formidable amount of glass, if heated properly"
-- SlowwHand
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"Chaos Warrior: A few people told me they prefer my old username. What do you think? Andz83, the stubborn German bastard or Chaos Warrior, the stubborn German bastard?
orange: doesn't matter to me...I thought you got banned?
Lefty Scaevola: Sould be "Deutse-Spam"
-- Various
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"Eli: religious/spiritual beliefs, or the abscence thereof - none
Thue: No abscence of spiritual beliefs, eh?"
-- Eli/Thue
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"Imran: Wonder where that annoying GirlBoy Stefu is? With 3 in one, I'm sure we can beat some sense into him.
And, oh yes, make him look like a member of the male gender, very important

Stefu: So you'd want me to look like... oh, never mind. Imagine what kind of perverted comment I could possibly make here, and you're guaranteed to be pretty near the mark. "
-- Imran and Stefu
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"Star Wars, Episode 2: Jar Jar Must Die "
-- Stefu
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"Alexander's Horse (Apolyton Troll)--- Its a bird!
Alexander's Horse (Apolyton Troll)--- Its a plane!
Kull--- Actually, it sounds a lot like the Taliban!
Par 4--- No wait it's CivNation"
-- Comments on CivNation
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"Krazy Horse-- Give it up. CivNation's been banned for the next 2 weeks.
Jack the Bodiless--- ...Yep, so he can't answer back! But I've already prepared this, so I'll post it anyhow. "
-- Krazy Horse/Jack the Bodiless
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"CivNation- Gays are demon-offspring
Ming- Shut up. You're banned again
KrazyHorse- Wow, a new record- 5 minutes "
-- Various
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Well, another one of my archives has been exhausted
I like the Iraq one and Eli/Thue's best

	23-05-2002 09:43									#35
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Here's the Morgan Gravitonics one again in case you want it:

What goes up - better doggone well stay up!
-- Morgan Gravitonics, Company Slogan
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	23-05-2002 13:35									#36
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BTW, since you probably have put the Apolytoner quotes in a separate file, I think you could prioritise it a bit higher (at least for now) so that the lovely quotes on this thread would be seen more often... What do you think, Marky?

	23-05-2002 13:52									#37
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that's already a given lightening

	23-05-2002 13:59									#38
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We'd better have this one. :doitnow:

All your base are belong to us
-- Cats
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	23-05-2002 14:29									#39
	Got spare money?

And please don't be prejudiced against DarkCloud simply because he's used quote marks. He has some good ones up there.

	23-05-2002 14:30									#40
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Who the hell is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
             -- Aaglo
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	23-05-2002 15:11									#41
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quotes added and will show up with a 50% chance(the other 50% will be from the default archive)

if it worked that is

	23-05-2002 15:14									#42
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Sooo.... let's see, if this works then

[edit]: a box appeared, where was something like this "Here's something for you to think about" and two buttons...

Now, which button should i think about

	23-05-2002 15:16									#43
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ok, NOW it should work

apolyton/civ quotes probability set to 30%

	23-05-2002 15:18									#44
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Yeah, it showed a quote (not an apolytonian/civ-quote) when I edited the last post...

	23-05-2002 15:49									#45
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Fats loves Madelyn?

	23-05-2002 16:04									#46
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Yep, I got a quote, Spock though.

	23-05-2002 16:08									#47
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I had this once:
"DarkCloud: A computer on a nasty little Island no one has ever heard of."
-- Theben or n.c.

It works well to me

	23-05-2002 16:10									#48
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I got "I will not forget you."....
right after it had logged me off

	23-05-2002 17:30									#49
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I have leadership abilities of a small cantaloupe.
            -- Stefu
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	23-05-2002 17:36									#50
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. 
                                    -- P. J. O'Rourke
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	23-05-2002 20:26									#51
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If I proved to you God did not exist, which atrocity would you commit first and why?
--Jack the Bodiless
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	23-05-2002 23:01									#52
	Put an end to popups!

Do we have "Please don't go. The Dones need you. They look up to you" or whatever it is from SMAC? If not then we prolly should, especially for when people like Skanky get logged off.

	23-05-2002 23:38									#53
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Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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	24-05-2002 04:50									#54
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Do we need the double dash?

	24-05-2002 07:18									#55
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quote: It works well to me

Thanks aalgo

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Good, prompt additions- mark- thanks for adding the anarcho-fascist quote- I love that one

	24-05-2002 10:18									#56
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Here's one I saw in a sig on another forum.

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We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
 — James D. Nicoll
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	24-05-2002 10:31									#57
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How 'bout this one:

I invented the internet.
— Al Gore
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Hmmm, you can't do italics in a code block, which would actually be non-italics because the quote is given in italics… nevermind. Don't know if this is actually a quote or just a paraphrase.

	24-05-2002 10:38									#58
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Ceterum senseo, Cartaginem esse delendam!
— Cato
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	24-05-2002 14:20									#59
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Your Latin is impeccable, but I was always taught that the actual quote was "Cartago delenda est" as Cato somewhat predates De Bello Gallico which is normally taken as the defining text for 'classical Latin' I find it more convincing.

n.b. I am NOT a Latin scholar and the above is entirely IMHO and does not claim to be definitive...

SG[1]

	24-05-2002 14:28									#60
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
               -- Frank Sinatra
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