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JMarks
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formerly known as the artist
Mar 2000 time: 05:20
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Sorry for the hold up. 
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War Journal of Wong Wu
The Viking menace is being turned back! Our recent gain of Counsil of Bluffs (where the Viking field general pretended to make peace earlier) has now been followed by the utter destruction of the settlement just east of the fort. But of even greater note is the fall of a great Viking war god....
This berserk must have stood eight feet high, and fought with the ferocity of twelve dragons, but he only had the wisdom of one twelfth a dog. Indeed, this war god drank so much after his 'victory' that he drove himself into a stupor where he acted not unlike a giant slug, oozing over tables, women - who were also drunk silly, and small racoons. While easy to slay, we took heavy casualties from our own men who were so disgusted at the scene that they litterally vomited their bowels out.
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Tou Twang - Commander of the seventh Chocuno division.
I send this to you, General QuiGon Wang of the Southern Army to inform you of the reason of my company's belatedness.
Indeed we were on good time, the roads having been paved so well that our horses litterally glided across the surface. However, we ran into, litterally, unexpected company. Traders from the Roman Empire were traveling the road. While no one was killed, goods were spilled and some soldiers fell off their horses, thus causing a great delay. The traders were ordered off the road for the soldiers to pass. I hope our absense has not affected the siege of Tlacopan.
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