08-09-2000 07:23									#61
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

You post on Apolyton instead of playing Civilization II.


-To become a prince is 300 posts of pure misery.

	08-09-2000 17:19									#62
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Ahh, but to become a King ...
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The SGs in virtual concert ...

	08-09-2000 17:52									#64
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

-When you make sure you don`t do anything stupid in real life, just incase Ming finds out and bans you.

	09-09-2000 05:58									#65
	Put an end to popups!

When you know this isn't the 4th time this thread has come around - Its the third.

	09-09-2000 07:08									#66
	Increase the size of your Attachments

To become a Prince you must be a great syncopant to the King and you must also post 300 times.

With my last three posts I became a prince, bow down to me! I was once a pauper and am now a prince. It tis' the tale of the Prince and the Pauper who are one and the same; unless of course I 'dispatched' the Prince.
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH

	09-09-2000 16:34									#67
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Congratulations DarkCloud - We (the Royal We of course) bow and scrape (just a little)


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	13-09-2000 09:41									#68
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

...When the site goes down for a couple of days and you start to go into mourning, trying to find the address of the website hospital in case your favorite site has been hurt in a car accident.
Oh, Apolyton, how can I live without you? come back to me!

	13-09-2000 05:50									#69
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

When this forum goes down you check the forum 5 times in 2 hours.

-This truly happened. I can't stop Apolytoning.

	13-09-2000 15:55									#71
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

... when you mention "Apolyton" as one of your interests in your Apolyton profile.

	20-09-2000 17:56									#72
	Increase the size of your Attachments

...When you wake up and can't get back to sleep because you have to go post something.
...when you keep coming back to see if anyone has replied to your favorite posts.

	23-09-2000 14:12									#73
	Suffering from ads?

...You're dead tired, but you don't hit the snooze because you want to get to apolyton for a half hour before going to work.
...guess I'll eat my breakfast on the way.

	24-09-2000 09:06									#74
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

...when you believe that you are a double login of Ming's....

....when you accuse your wife of being a DL...

....when you start naming your kids after posters.... "Come back here, Mao!"

	24-09-2000 02:51									#75
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Shadowstrike- that's a good idea.

Ming Shadow xxxx

	01-10-2000 04:58									#76
	Tired of ads?

when you know your login password better than any of your other numbers...
your driver license number...
Your ss#
etc..
Do I have any other numbers?
Oh yeah, my email password. it's written somewhere

	06-11-2000 00:37									#77
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

...When you realize that with your latest post, your post rank is higher than your playing level
I have to switch and start getting whupped on Prince now.

	07-11-2000 07:20									#78
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

...when you leave your login in your will.

...when you organize a international Apolyton meet.

...when you phone another Apolytoner and ask for them unsing their login name.

...when you start flipping through a phone book looking for "Ming" and "Mao".

...when you start grumbling about work everywhere (only OT denizens will get this one)

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	07-11-2000 19:26									#79
	Got spare money?

You actually come and post on the 3rd thread that has been posted.

...you know more about another poster than about your [wife/parents/sons/etc.]

	12-11-2000 17:05									#80
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

you phoned another Apolytoner, Shadowstrike?

	13-11-2000 02:33									#81
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

No Andy..... I did not phone another Apoytoner... it was just an idle idea...

	14-11-2000 03:18									#82
	Support Apolyton

You spend half a day trying to find an email that Aployton will accept.
Your mate asks you to come to bed, and you reply"alright, just one one post and I'll be in"

	14-11-2000 03:19									#83
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

You spend half a day trying to find an email that Aployton will accept.
Your mate asks you to come to bed, and you reply"alright, just one more post and I'll be in"

	14-11-2000 03:49									#84
	Increase Your PM Length

... you are at work, skipped lunch and realize that it's 4:50 and time to go home.

Bye now.

	14-11-2000 20:18									#85
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

you plan to meet other Apolytoners living close to you.

	15-11-2000 01:32									#86
	Suffering from ads?

.... each time the fridge is full, you expect the family to expand ....

.... you fortify yourself at the console ....

.... coming home from the university, you want to research automobile ....

.... you plan to mine your uncle's wheat into silk this weekend ....

.... you read your own post to this thread and realize it's merely Civ2 you're addicted to, and then decide to edit the post

.... you start wondering when the AI will finally start posting here

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[This message has been edited by Ribannah (edited November 14, 2000).]

	15-11-2000 03:49									#87
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

... it's 4:50 again!