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CANADA
Jun 2002
time: 22:20
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U guys r the biggest nerds how the hell can this be fun
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001
time: 23:20
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My friends, I know that I am only a humble citizen, and a lowly, soaked shirted historian at that, but I must say that if we want to survive, we must expand northward, or southward, and east or west, it's the only way we'll make it. This horrible jungle will only bring us misery, disease, and death. I propose that we produce settlers and spearmen to go claim the outer regions of the north, away from the terrible jungle.
This jungle is our enemy. Indeed, all it has brought us is suffering. There isn't even one bloody banana in the whole thing! There hasn't been since, well, Civ2. We must expand into better land, form a strong kingdom, or else we'll all get tanned hides.
I submit to you some of the horrors that the jungle has inflicted against our native Apolytonians. Why, just the other day, I was making through the jungle with my machete to go examine some ancient rune-stones when the path was covered by the trees and the undergrowth. A swing of the machete brought down, alas, two slaves, a neighbor's cat, and three slowly moving monkeys. It's out of control. By the time I reached the rune-stones, some old geezer was proped up against them, and was starving quickly. In an attempt to help, I ripped a large, rather appetizing looking fruit down from a tree and tossed it at him. After one bite, he spat it out, screaming bloody murder. He then grabbed his own, ugly looking fruit, and ate it with easy. The jungle deceives us! The jungle is our enemy! So, hey, let's get away from it...I don't mean we should abandon our cities here, but we should get onto better ground...It's going to take thousands of years to reclaim each patch of jungle, so it's necessary to expand to the good lands, and build a chain of cities to connect our original lands with the good lands that we must find to settle. OK? Hey! How's that?
(Meanwhile, Soldier is tossed to the local cannibal tribe)
Last edited by History Guy on 30-06-2002 at 18:53
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panag
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MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH BIO-CHEMICAL WEAPONS
Oct 2000
time: 07:20
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quote:
Originally posted by History Guy
I say we shall have to wipe out one of those two civilizations totally, otherwise we shall always retain a bad relationship with that defeated but unvanquished civilization, and it shall always be a thorn in our sides, and in the sides of the great civilizing influences of the banana that Apolytonia has always so admired. Unless we take care of our enemies totally, they shall always be there to cause us trouble...besides, a little imperial state formerely known as America would be a fine starter for our expansion into the good lands...  |
hi ,
 , it would always be smart to keep them down to one or two cities , so we can make some money of them , tradewise , ....
have a nice day
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001
time: 23:20
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Perhaps, sir, perhaps!
I say, however, that the government should aim it's war efforts towards...the Americans! Yes, sir, the Americans. They are the most aggresive and potentially dangerous of the two known civilizations that haunt this steamy section of the world. The Americans are empire builders, hungry for land, and they are industrious, therefore they can produce huge amounts of fighting power, and so they must be crushed before they can muster up the unbeatable armies. The time for peace and pointless suffering in this infernal swamp has ended! Onward to empire!
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29-06-2002 10:02
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could someone make a mirror of the site or post all the details here...
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