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Oy, movie quotes! I love those!


Ghostbusters

"Vinkman, you never studied."

Blazing Saddles

"Why y'all lyin' around like it's 120 degrees out? Can't be more'n 114!"

"Damn near lost a 400 dollar Hand Cart!"

"Wire Headly Llamar, and tell him I said... *Bart hits him with a shovel* ...OW!"
"Tell... him... I ... said... ow. Got it!"

"Fine, we'll give some land to the [african americans]** and the chinks. BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!"

"That's headley Llamar! Not heady!
What do you care! This is 1876! You can sue her!"

"Let's give 'im to MONGO!
Naw, that's cruel!"

Major Payne

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

"Because he's 6? Woman, when I was 6, I had a full-time job!"

Stripes

"We're Mutts! Here's proof- his nose is cold!"



I'll think of more later



McHale's Navy

"We've been up since the crack of noon, sir."

	16-07-2002 21:40									#32
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Ghostbusters.

"My girlfriend sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above the covers..."

"So...she's a dog."

"When someone asks you if you are a god, YOU SAY YES!"

"Yes, it's true. This man has no d!ck."

"I love this town!"

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"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!" -Ghostbusters (Vinkman)

[To the horse] "Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released" [to carriage driver] "YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!" - Ghostbusters (the Keymaster)

:nods to Boris on "KHAAAAAN!" and "If someone asks if you're a God, you say YES!":

-Arrian

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"People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

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"Yippee kay-ay, Motherf***er." -- Die Hard

"Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
" Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'...Ni!" -- Monty Python, of course.

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"Excuuuuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles (the Sheriff)

"I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Tombstone (Doc Holiday)

"Damnit, Jones, where doesn't it hurt?!"
"HERE!" [points to elbow] - Raiders of the Lost Arc (Marianne/Indy)

"You want to talk to God? Fine, let's go see him together. I have nothing better to do." - Raiders (Indy to Bellock)

Good Morning, Vietnam:

[helicopter noise] "Well, we've got a water buffalo jackknifed up here on the Ho Chi Min trail. It's pretty bad - there's horns everywhere. We're gonna drop a little napalm and cook him down."

"How's the weather up there?"
"It's HOT! Damn hot! So hot I can cook eggs in my shorts"
"So it's pretty warm?" [or something like that, I forget]
"Fool, I said it's HOT! I'm gonna do some crotch-pot cooking"

"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any man alive." -same

-Arrian

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"You're only King of two things right now: Jack and ****, and Jack just left town."
-Army of Darkness (Ash)

"You should come work for me, in Heaven. You'll love it up there. Nobody tells you when to go to bed, you get to eat all the ice cream you want, you get to kill--all day, all night, just like an angel."
-The Prophecy (Gabriel)

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The Odd Couple:
"I've got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches."
"What's in the green sandwiches?"
"It's either very new cheese or very old meat."
"I'll have a brown sandwich."

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Arnold

"Its not a tuma"

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"You mean I got all the crap genes?!" Danny DeVito, Twins.

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If someone has already meantioned these well too bad I'm saying em again

Apoc Now-

Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
So we don't get our balls blown off.

You either surf or you fight.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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"Yeah baby, you know I like it like that" - Donkey speaking in his sleep (Shrek)

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"Its an ugly plantet, a bug planet. A planet hostile to life."
Starship Troopers

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"May the force be with you."-StarWars

"He's looking at you, kid."-Casablanca

"Frankly my dear. I don't give a dam."-Gone with wind

"-I want the truth!
-You can't handle the truth!"-A few good men

"You can be my wingman anytime."-Topgun

"-****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****....
-How many **** is that?
-A lot"- The Reservoir Dogs

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"Is the car right? The chicks love the car"-Batman Forever

"Yippikaye mother ****er!"-Die Hard

"I'll be back."-Terminator Jugdementday

"Adrian! Adrain!"-Rocky I & II

"Nothing is over, nothing!"-Rambo First Blood

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"It's just a fleshwound" - M.P, the holy grail

"What you're going to do, bleed on me? " - the same

"Run away! Run away!" - the same

King arthur: "At last, Camelot!"
Sir galahad: "Camelot!"
Somebody else: "Camelot!"
Armourbearer: "It's only a model..." - the same

	17-07-2002 15:21									#47
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Off the top of my head:

"You're not very bright, are you? I like that in a man."
-- Body Heat

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."
-- The Big Sleep

"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up."
-- Hannah and Her Sisters

"There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill.
-- Twelve Monkeys

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Jack is the man!

From "A few good men".

I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the
very freedom I provide, then questions the
manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a damn what you think you're
entitled to.

	17-07-2002 16:33									#49
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Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham.


I believe in the soul, the c0ck,
the pu$$y, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.

I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.

	17-07-2002 18:29									#50
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Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid (Paul Newman and Robert Redford)


Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
The Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
The Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.


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Butch : I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

	17-07-2002 20:29									#51
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"Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!" -- Mathias, Monty Python's The Life of Brian

"His head smashed in, and his heart cut out/and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged/and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned up/and his pen--" "That's enough for today, lads!" -- Minstrel and Sir Robin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine..." -- Obi-wan Kenobi, ANH

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	17-07-2002 21:03									#52
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"You sold what?"

- Molly Flanders

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Blazing Saddles:

"That's the finest frontier gibberish I've heard in years!"

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American History X is my favorite movie.

Quotes:

quote: Derek Vinyard: We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

quote: Derek Vinyard: One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?

and finally

quote: Daniel "Danny" Vinyard: Hate is baggage... Life is too short to be pissed all the time.

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You feel lucky today Punk? Dirty Harry
& Message for you sir: Monty Python

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Welcome to the party!! Drugs on the left..............Hookers on the RIght! (bachlor party)

A need a shave, a bath cup o coffe and a good woman. (Up the creek)

Who is your daddy and what does he do? (Kindergaden Cop)

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You feel lucky today Punk? Dirty Harry
& Message for you sir: Monty Python

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I still love:
"If it it just us in the universe, seems like an awful waste of space, right?"
- Jodie Foster, Contact

	18-07-2002 02:35									#59
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"v-something d-o-o economics? Anyone, anyone? - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

-> the best site for movie quotes imo is www.imdb.com

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!


Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!


- The classic sequence in Monty Python and the Holy Grail