31-07-2002 06:45									#211
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I can't post any photos because I'm in trouble with Mrs Horse and can't get close enough to my computer to switch it on

	31-07-2002 06:47									#212
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak But, in the future, I'll just brush off your insults by faking dementia caused confusion as well..

You're already doing a fine job.

	31-07-2002 06:49									#213
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I can't post any photos because I'm in trouble with Mrs Horse and can't get close enough to my computer to switch it on

And after the thunder cloud called Mrs Horse passes over, there's the lightning bolt called Mrs finbar following behind.

BTW. You were right. They know. Mrs finbar knew. As soon as she walked in the door, she headed straight for the computer. Pulled up the thread, scrolled down and thrust a damning finger at your posts. It's really really creepy. How do they do it?

	31-07-2002 06:58									#214
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Mrs Horse rattled off all my faults whilst I sat at her feet folding clothes last night.

I honestly don't know why she stays with me

	31-07-2002 07:10									#215
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quote: Originally posted by deity Is this more the shot of Ms deity you had in mind AH? Mind you, she looks much the same today!

Damn how did you get such a hottie Deity !!! Lucky you ~~

	31-07-2002 07:10									#216
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Mrs Horse rattled off all my faults whilst I sat at her feet folding clothes last night.

In front of a cosy log fire? An image of domestic bliss.

	31-07-2002 07:15									#217
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Oooh! Goody! How long do I have to wait to get that kind of browbeating on a regular basis?

	31-07-2002 07:22									#218
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quote: Originally posted by finbar In front of a cosy log fire? An image of domestic bliss.

More like the Ayatollah working herself up to a paroxysm of anger arms folded whilst sitting on her fat bum in her favorite easy chair watching tv and slagging me off.

I sit slightly behind in her blind spot, appearing to fold clothes with domestic piety and a solemn hang dog expression whilst actually smirking superciliously, giggling, making snide comments to myself and poking my tongue out whenever she isn't looking.

If that is your idea of domestic bliss.....

	31-07-2002 07:22									#219
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Just keep tossing that cheese onto her All Bran, Sneak.

	31-07-2002 07:23									#220
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Oooh! Goody! How long do I have to wait to get that kind of browbeating on a regular basis?

From what I've read of your relationship? NO

	31-07-2002 07:24									#221
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Ok...so that doesn't sound like a place to stay on a visit. Scratch the Horses.

But by next year, I can probably stay at Horse's swinging bachelor pad! And Mrs. Sneak can stay with the battle axe! This is working out great!

	31-07-2002 07:25									#222
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse More like the Ayatollah working herself up to a paroxysm of anger arms folded whilst sitting on her fat bum in her favorite easy chair watching tv and slagging me off. I sit slightly behind in her blind spot, appearing to fold clothes with domestic piety and a solemn hang dog expression whilst actually smirking superciliously, giggling, making snide comments to myself and poking my tongue out whenever she isn't looking. If that is your idea of domestic bliss.....

Beats the hell out of one's missus parked in front of one's computer frothing at the mouth over defamatory posts about her pup.

	31-07-2002 07:26									#223
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak But by next year, I can probably stay at Horse's swinging bachelor pad!

Fond of cheese on your Stir Fried Squid, Horse?

	31-07-2002 09:49									#224
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Ok...so that doesn't sound like a place to stay on a visit. Scratch the Horses.

Duh! Sneak! She's not going to do that in front of guests - which means a visit from you is a holiday for me too (he, he!).

And she's not going to divorce me either - if she divorces me she can't pick on me any more

	31-07-2002 10:48									#225
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Horse - I just heard on ABC Rural News - compulsive listening - that Canberra's last dairy (it was also its first, somewhere near Fishwyck) is closing down and being sold to a turf-growing company. That's very sad.

	31-07-2002 11:03									#226
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Sad for you - if you visit us you'll miss the bucolic scenes as you pass the dairy.

I once saved one of their cows which had wandered onto the freeway. Yes that's right, a black and white Friesian negotiating freeway traffic!

The dairy was also useful for pointing out to the children that milk doesn't grow in cartons - though I don't think they ever believed me (Ha! Silly daddy thinks milk comes from cows!).

	31-07-2002 11:23									#227
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The cows are going to another dairy somewhere - Moggs' or something. The bucolic tone of the rural newsreader sort of lulled me off to sleep. Sorry.

But the scenery will still be nice. We'll just see turf growing instead of cows grazing.

Mmmmmmm. Turf farm, Horse. Hire a trailer and a shovel. Slip down there one night. Put a spoke in Hydey's horticultural wheel.

	31-07-2002 12:09									#228
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The cows are going to Cowra. How do I know this? The closure of the dairy is the sort of thing that rates as the top news item in Canberra

	31-07-2002 12:18									#229
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse The cows are going to Cowra. How do I know this? The closure of the dairy is the sort of thing that rates as the top news item in Canberra

Presumably Canberra Times readers saw the word Cow in the headline and thought it was more of Natasha.

	31-07-2002 13:35									#230
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Hey Natasha no cow

	01-08-2002 05:14									#231
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Don't take this the wrong way AH but those pics you posted make me think "hit-man". Uh oh ...

quote: Originally posted by Carolus Rex I was horrified when people started to use/post their real names... "Rich" instead of RAH, "Sean" instead of EoN??? Carolus

This is a little embarassing but until I noticed another CR in the EU forums I thought your username was your real name. heh.

	01-08-2002 05:38									#232
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quote: Originally posted by Messer Niccolò Horse, you're pretty similar to Paolo Bonolis, who works in TV in Italy... He gets paid around &mln US$ per annum... what about an European tour?

Its interesting you should say that because I have been mistaken for a Northern Italian before. I get the similar in France. People frequently come up and talk to me in French or tourists ask me for directions.

You could say I'm a filthy continental

	01-08-2002 08:08									#233
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A filthy something, that's for sure.

	01-08-2002 10:05									#234
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Careful Sneak - you didn't know finbar and I are from the mothership

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	01-08-2002 10:35									#235
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Careful Sneak - you didn't know finbar and I are from the mothership

Admit it, Horse, you and MOBIUS aren't posting the thing minus the FX because you know you two look so drab beside me.

	01-08-2002 10:44									#236
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quote: Originally posted by finbar Admit it, Horse, you and MOBIUS aren't posting the thing minus the FX because you know you two look so drab beside me.

Yes of course

*prays mrs finbar sees that one*

	01-08-2002 10:50									#237
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Yes of course *prays mrs finbar sees that one*

Listen, she'll see it. I'm polishing up on my "cute" mode. I still have much ground to make up after her seeing your defamatory posts about you-know-what. I wasn't online that night because she grounded me - you're not going out to play with that thug, she said. I only got online last night because she insisted on watching that new, bottom-rating series about baby jungle beasts. I really really hate it when I get tarred with the same Horse-brush.

	01-08-2002 11:08									#238
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Sorry it won't wash finbar - I happen to like Snowy and compared to comment which is now in my sig, well........

	01-08-2002 11:16									#239
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Sorry it won't wash finbar - I happen to like Snowy and compared to comment which is now in my sig, well........

Sorry, Horse, that which appears in your sig comes as absolutely no surprise to Mrs finbar. I say that sort of thing - and worse - nightly. OTOH, what you posted - well, let's just run her words up the flagpole and see who salutes them: ... "Horse" ... "hidden dark side" ... "more faces than Luna Park" ... "and I said nice things about his kiddies" ... "any daquiri he gets from me won't be administered orally" ...

'Nuff said?

	01-08-2002 11:23									#240
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I like Ms finbar