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The kind of mushroom ye've ingested, or...


I'm a big fan of psilocybe cubensis, you should try it!!!This little mind warper grows near everywhere on the south eastern U.S. coast, just have to find a cow poop farm!!!

Otherwise, I'd recommend Amanita-Phalloides!!! Great for soups, and kidney failure followed by a 3 day long vomitous, crapping blood, deathly adventure!!!

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What is the best way to cook white squash?

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Throw it on the sidewalk in Texan heat!!! Grind some ants, twigs and bird feces together to add a grande "sidewalk seasoning"!!!

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Abbreviated as Z M S S, it stands for "Zylka Must Start Sodomizing"!!! Gay sex with Fez is in order!!!


I was hoping you could really answer that.

Gay sex with me? Uhhh...... *runs off*

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Radar Love, Golden Earring?


Don't know, but I have a platinum earring in my left tragus!!! Sufficient?!?!

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Throw it on the sidewalk in Texan heat!!! Grind some ants, twigs and bird feces together to add a grande "sidewalk seasoning"!!!


Have ye been swappin' recipes wik me mother?

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What is the best fruit?

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The best fruits are the ones found in my signature!!! I'd like to add that "banana fudge" is the gayest ice cream!!!

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What's the best way to squash white cooks?


I don't know, but if you watch American History X you'll get a good Idea how to squash Black men on the sidewalk!!!

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Don't know, but I have a platinum earring in my left tragus!!! Sufficient?!?!


The road ain't got ye hypnotized?

An' do I want ta' know what a tragus be?

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Have ye been swappin' recipes wik me mother?


I don't know!!! Is your mother the same person I've been paying dimes for a good knob-polishing every wednesday?!?!

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I was hoping you could really answer that.

Gay sex with me? Uhhh...... *runs off*


I did answer it!!! And the stars do protest that we make hot dutch love together!!!

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I don't know!!! Is your mother the same person I've been paying dimes for a good knob-polishing every wednesday?!?!


No, that's Fez.

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The road ain't got ye hypnotized?

An' do I want ta' know what a tragus be?




Not the the bottom three, not the top corner one, but the middle!!! How exciting!!!

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I did answer it!!! And the stars do protest that we make hot dutch love together!!!


Another question: Would you really have sex with me or are just joking? And would you enjoy it?

And one more: What is your favorite domestic dispute? (dunno how I thought of that)

(DAN: STFU)

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Can I pull the stone out of the sword?

An' if I can, what would it mean?

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Another question: Would you really have sex with me or are just joking? And would you enjoy it?

And one more: What is your favorite domestic dispute? (dunno how I thought of that)

(DAN: STFU)


Oh yes!!! I'd make you moan for mercy!!!

My favorite domestic dispute is 456!!!

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(DAN: STFU)


(FEZ: Sense of Humor)

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Can I pull the stone out of the sword?

An' if I can, what would it mean?


I think the question here is whether the stone can pull the sword out of you!!! Or if fez can, for that matter - who knows where things would lead once he gets your cold steel nice and hard!!!

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Oh yes!!! I'd make you moan for mercy!!!


Damn, I thought I was perverted. Zylka... I am young but dirty. I don't think I should ask you anything more because it might be deleted by Ming. Well I will go ahead anyways... why are you so tempted in wanting me?

And...

What is you favorite Television show?

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Will you remind me never to mention anything remotely phallic to you ever again?

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How long is it before Hershey's chocolate syrup goes bad?

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How many rings do you have?

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What does one bull, three cows mean?

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Well I will go ahead anyways... why are you so tempted in wanting me?

And...

What is you favorite Television show?


I want you because I'm such a manwh*re, and a d*cktease to boot!!! My favortie television show is anything that involves Tony Blair in a school girl uniform!!!

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Will you remind me never to mention anything remotely phallic to you ever again?


No!!! That's less fun for everyone!!!

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How long is it before Hershey's chocolate syrup goes bad?

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It depends on how long you leave it on your lover's body!!!

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How many rings do you have?

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Above my waistline, just the one!!!

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I want you because I'm such a manwh*re, and a d*cktease to boot!!!


Do you like corrupting young minds like mine?

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Was Fez easy to corrupt?

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What does one bull, three cows mean?

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One bull, three cows, three sticks in a bucket, f*ck it!!! That's right, three at once!!!

 
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