 |
|
Jon
|
|
Turn to our newly unmasked Osmonds freak!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Jon
|
|
Turn 155 to Don.
What's happened to Marie?
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
Turn 155 to Swissy
She choked on Donnys huge shlong.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Jon
|
|
Turn to Don.
The reason for the leap in Aztec pollution is the use of nuclear weopons.
Whilst Germany accepts it's shortcomings in the environmental sphere it must be remembered that as Socialist Republic the good of the oppressed masses of the World takes precedence over a few trees!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
The tree loving Assyrians keep plodding along under the shadow of all this turmoil. We will be mighty upset if all this pollution causes damage to our peace loving nation.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Jon
|
|
Turn 157 to Don.
The DDR Eco-Index reports no danger from Global Warming for at least 55 Turns!
We politely refuse an Eco-Pact with the Celts as we see no reason why the Plebicite should be punished for the evils of the Capitalist Dogs! The true glory of a genuine 'Peoples State' can be seen by the way in which the popular masses flock to our great metropoli!
Germany may be a poor, weak and backward nation but she still has pride in the achievements of her people in creating the four greatest Cities on Earth. Thankfully the mysteries of the Nuclear Age and SDI have not passed us by so we can advance without fear of these dreadful weopons of mass destruction massacring the popular masses!
Chairman Jon, DDR.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
The Great Assyrian people proudly announce to the world the completion of The Fine Arts and Entertainment Complex built in the downtown core of our bustling Capital. This amazing example of modern architecture will soon be opening for all the world to see. All the leaders in this happy world are invited to attend the opening ceremonies with a concert given by our most talented enertainers Donny and Marie Osmond. Please show your appreciation of their deep talent by giving a rather huge donation to their most favoured charity. The Max Webster foundation of the Arts. Thank you.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Jon
|
|
Turn 158 to 'Crazy Horse' Don.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
Turn 158 to Swissy
Yes! Neil and the crew will there too, as matter of fact, him and Marie are going to sing a duet. hey hey my my, lets kick donny in the balls.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
What! You insulting sod. I fart in your general direction.
Turn 159 to Swissy
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
We don't really mean any hard feelings when we say " We hope the Kaiser chokes on a rather large sausage". But since Germany is not known for having large sausages, and Assyria has a rather huge supply of them we invite the Kaiser to come visit and choke on one of ours.
Turn 160 to Swissy
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
Turn 160 resent to Swissy.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
Yes Hextapul! You get the hell out of here. (Don gives Hex a kick in the butt as he is leaving)
Not yet Jon. Lovely Marie follows me faithfully around the house with her little turd bag and cleans up all my messes. Isn't she sweet.
Turn to Swissy.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Max Webster
|
|
Turn resent to Swissy
[This message has been edited by Max Webster (edited August 30, 2000).]
|
|
| |
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:12.
Apolyton Time is 00:12. |
top of page
|
| archivepost |
|
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-08-2000 13:27
|