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Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
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Frogger:

One time in the middle of advisory, my young boy lateef was talking to this other boy about a bball game they had and this other boy... Rob kept talking about how he had lost but did pretty damn good so teef was like, "i beat your ass so bad... i bent you over and ****ed you in the ass" (with the movements). Made the whole class ****ing crack up... but he always be fooling around acting gay so people is used to it but it still makes peeps crack up


thanks

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
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Yeah. That story sucked somethin' fierce, Speerie.

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Frogger:

Then so did yours... what was the difference?

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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*Wonders if Speer remembers what it's called when you push someone's head into a snowbank*

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Or can they not afford snow in yo' hood?

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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quote:
Originally posted by Albert Speer
Frogger:

One time in the middle of advisory, my young boy lateef

You sound like a pedophile.

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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I live in Philly... we get snow even in America you know... it's not some special white powder that falls only in the great Canadian skies

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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Then what was the joke, Speer? Hint: it's known as a Freudian slip...

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Jan 1970
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I seem to recall someone's mother showed up here to defend her son in the more free wheeling days......

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Asher:

Well he is younger than me so i mean damn... it's an expression. And I'm not the bisexual one

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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quote:
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Asher:

Well he is younger than me so i mean damn... it's an expression. And I'm not the bisexual one

bisexuality has zero correlation with being a pedophile, Speery.

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Then what was the joke, Speer? Hint: it's known as a Freudian slip...

Is it? So the kid was gay and he had a crush on the other kid?

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Frogger:

Oh my bad... i thought the boy in your story was joking and meant to say blowjob... my mistake

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Is it? So the kid was gay and he had a crush on the other kid?


Yup. It was all-boys school...

Asher is offline Asher
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quote:
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Yup. It was all-boys school...

Oh, naturally then.

Ain't that right Horsie?

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Asher:

Yeah but you're closer to having sex with a 'young boy' than I am...

Asher is offline Asher
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quote:
Originally posted by Albert Speer
Asher:

Yeah but you're closer to having sex with a 'young boy' than I am...

Not exactly. Children aren't sexual entities in my book, regardless of sex.

monolith94 is offline monolith94
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Jan 1970
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Gregor's portraits of Apolytoners.

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Jan 2002
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Damn, it seems like OT was funnier in the old days...

I think we have enough nominations now, but I´ll give it until 11 pm CET before I post the poll.

Thanks for all the funny threads Ronny boy

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Jan 1970
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Gregor's portraits of Apolytoners.


Aaaargh! How could I have forgotten them, Grego's Twisted Eye Views are some of the best stuff every posted on poly

Ming is offline Ming
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Jan 1970
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quote:
Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I seem to recall someone's mother showed up here to defend her son in the more free wheeling days......


Yeah... Comstar's Mom was indeed a classic. Sheets was in good form for that one

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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The "Excellent adventure" threads tend to be popular in these polls, as are others featuring many references to Apolyton regulars. The "Christmas Carol" one I did along those lines was well-received.

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Jan 1970
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No thread of mine has been nominated. Snif.

Adam Smith is offline Adam Smith
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Jan 1970
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quote:
Originally posted by Ming


Yeah... Comstar's Mom was indeed a classic. Sheets was in good form for that one


THAT was the funniest thread ever. The only time I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Adalbertus is offline Adalbertus
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The funniest threads recently were the "moldy toast" thread and the birth of "Blackwidow and FemmeAdonis fan club", but unfortunately they don't fall under Ming's (generally wise) 3-month restriction. Please nominate them next time!

Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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Jan 2001
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Funniest thread I remember is Giancarlo's "I'm confused".

Eroberer is offline Eroberer
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Jan 1970
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I think it's pretty gay that no one is going to recognize me as the creator of the banana option. You're all horrible people.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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Trying to cut you some slack by not holding you accountable for it is all, Eroberer.

Eroberer is offline Eroberer
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Jan 1970
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Any recognition is good recognition when you're annonymous.

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Well hell then, I nominate Eroberer.
Is is a widely used invention, the banana option.

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  Old Post 28-08-2002 01:35
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quote:
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No thread of mine has been nominated. Snif.


Well the AnnC diary is now on the OT, so save your sniffing.

 
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