06-09-2002 20:15									#31
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Well we all say go for her. If she's soon 20 , that's cool then.. and if she has a nice personality to match with that face, well.. then you're lucky guy!

	06-09-2002 20:18									#32
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quote: quote: "Make sure Slowwhand isn't her brother first though." and " I sure hope not" Now why would you two say things like that? Never mind, I don't want to know. I'll just take my toys and go home.

I'm sorry sloww, I didn't mean it that way.


Oh, one more thing that's great about her: she's the oposite of being an American patriot

	06-09-2002 20:19									#33
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Lucky? If he's got a pretty girl with a nice personality who won't **** him he's just the victim of cruel mental torture.

	06-09-2002 20:20									#34
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Oh well hell. That's definitely a strike against her.

	06-09-2002 20:21									#35
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touché!

	06-09-2002 20:22									#36
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Censored that word looks like a worse word than what I typed.

	06-09-2002 20:26									#37
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Saint Marcus, If you do hit it off and want to get married, the biggest question will be "my country or yours."

Welcome to America!

	06-09-2002 20:28									#38
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I'm serious, Slowwhand might shoot you! I know his got a gun and he's Texan. Don;t mess with Texas.

	06-09-2002 20:29									#39
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NO WAIT! That was MY PLAN! Saint Marcus.. would you consider a trade? Come on man... I know this nice young lady here.. come to Finland! You will love it! So.. how about that trade? I'll toss you my old 486 100mhz with her?

	06-09-2002 20:30									#40
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I'm looking for a girl with a washing machine

	06-09-2002 20:32									#42
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quote: Saint Marcus, If you do hit it off and want to get married, the biggest question will be "my country or yours." [quote] I won't ask her, or anyone, to live in Holland for me. Hell, I don't even like this country! I certainly won't ask someone I love to live her, for longer than a year or two [quote]Welcome to America!

Thanks

I don't have to make any pledge right?

quote: NO WAIT! That was MY PLAN! Saint Marcus.. would you consider a trade? Come on man... I know this nice young lady here.. come to Finland! You will love it! So.. how about that trade? I'll toss you my old 486 100mhz with her?

post a pic, and I'll consider it

	06-09-2002 20:35									#43
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quote: I'm looking for a girl with a washing machine

are you telling me girls don't wash your clothes in Greece?

	06-09-2002 20:36									#44
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He doesn't want her getting tired out taking them down to the river bank to bash them against a rock.

	06-09-2002 20:39									#45
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There's a great song with these lyrics Don't you know it?

	06-09-2002 20:40									#46
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Ok this is my add then, maybe someone will read it:

I'm 22 years old young man from Finland, Europe. I'm quite tall, 185cm and I weigh 90kg. I have blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love music, especially house and jazz. I like to snowboard a lot, and I'm fairly good at it. I also like computers, and I'm looking to study them at some university. I'm not very religious, but I'm christian and plan to stay that way. I'm tolerant, have a good sense of humor and have a large beast. I'm outgoing and social ... social in finnish standards anyway. I might join the army if we get married, so I might get killed at the beginning of our relationship. I don't want any kids soon, but we can practise making them a lot, I have lots of instructional videos, also in NTSC. I'm looking for you, outgoing and nice, normal murrican girl. We can live in your dads basement, though I don't want to communicate with him a lot. I prefer you having a cable, but that's not essential. It would be nice if you snowboard too, so we can have many trips together. You can contact me here.

Kisses and hugs

ps. it doesn't matter if you're from Texas.

	06-09-2002 20:43									#47
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Have a large beast?

	06-09-2002 20:45									#48
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I might want to leave that out of the add? It's better to say I have a large beast than I'm broke and don't have any money.
Anyway I'm a nice guy and there are tons of girls in the US, so I have a good chance.. I think.

	06-09-2002 20:48									#49
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It works well. Leave it in there.

	06-09-2002 20:50									#50
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Ok. Thanks for encouragement. Now I just lay back and wait for answers.. I wonder how many I'll get!

	06-09-2002 20:52									#51
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I'm Paiktis. I'm sensitive and have a big d!ck.

	06-09-2002 20:52									#52
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I wonder how many you'll get that think it's all entirely serious.

	06-09-2002 20:53									#53
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 I'm Paiktis. I'm sensitive and have a big d!ck.

Rephrase it to:

I'm Paiktis. I have a big sensitive d1ck.

	06-09-2002 20:54									#54
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Well.. it IS serious, doh! Don't forget, I almost went on a date last time when I was visiting the US . I even have it on my CV. No wonder I'm out of a job.

	06-09-2002 20:55									#55
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH Rephrase it to: I'm Paiktis. I have a big sensitive d1ck.

And that's because I'm not circumsised.

	06-09-2002 20:55									#56
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You should rephrase it to:

I'm Paiktis, the big d1ck! I'm sensitive.

	06-09-2002 20:57									#57
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So if you're a nice murrican girl... check back to page 2 for my add. You can contact me here!
I'm serious damn it!

	06-09-2002 21:09									#58
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You should take that girl out to a nice relaxing movie, Saint Marcus… Might I suggest Inherit the Wind?
Ewwww I would never date a creationist. I might convert a creationist though.
Plus where the hell are you getting the number that 45% of Americans are YEC's Jack sans-Body? That's totally ridiculous and false. Unless maybe it was from www.kansaspolls.com

	06-09-2002 21:12									#59
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you can have my ex

	06-09-2002 21:26									#60
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to all those questioning my sensitivity fvck you