10-09-2002 21:47									#91
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui He's right. Madden and Bradshaw are wrong. Bradshaw is a moron that knows jack about football and Madden is senile and thinks the 70s was heaven because that was when he coached.

Ha ha, don't hold back Imran, say what you really feel!

Ming, that commerical ran last year, and it is soooooooooo accurate, the best part is he lets out a little "whoo" AFTER the silent stares!

	10-09-2002 21:51									#92
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100 victories in 10 years. Not bad for a senile old moron.

Zopperoni, I think you're on to something here.

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	10-09-2002 22:12									#93
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Yes, and Bradshaw won 4 superbowls, but they are morons compared to an ESPN beat reporter.

	10-09-2002 22:43									#94
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That's only ten wins a year. That's actually not that good!

	10-09-2002 22:44									#95
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 That's only ten wins a year. That's actually not that good!

No offense... but if the Bears had won ten games a year throught the 90's... I WOULD HAVE BEEN THRILLED

	10-09-2002 22:46									#96
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Is it just me or is anyone else not paying for "Primetime" access a little pissed off that during the "free" hours at Sandbox the damned databases aren't available?

	10-09-2002 22:48									#97
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quote: Originally posted by walruskkkch Is it just me or is anyone else not paying for "Primetime" access a little pissed off that during the "free" hours at Sandbox the damned databases aren't available?

I've had that problem only a few times. I've usually had no problems making wavier wire deals or accessing my team during the free times.

	10-09-2002 22:51									#98
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I have been running into the same "database not available" messages too, but after I saw Sneak beat me by 1 point I didn't care much to stay on the site
I remember days of old when it was realtime scoring and they even gave out prizes, now free means sucky gameplay. Next year I am going to have to try a paid Apolyton league I think.

	10-09-2002 23:11									#99
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ANd now I'm getting a frelling "Page cannot be displayed". I think anyone with a Prime posting account has a severe advantage over those that don't.

	10-09-2002 23:30									#100
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Probably get it fixed in time for the paying customers.

quote: Someone threw mud in our sand! The Sandbox network is temporarily closed for repairs. We're sorry for the inconvenience, but this problem is unavoidable, and needs immediate attention. We hope to have the turmoil straightened out quickly, so take a moment to relax your eyes, and check back with us soon. Thank you, from the entire Sandbox staff!

	11-09-2002 00:00									#101
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Answer: Dallas Cowboys QB and the Bush twins.


Question:Can you name two things that got BLITTZED over the weekend?


Go Texans!!!!!!!!

	11-09-2002 00:03									#102
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Did one, or both, of the Bush girls shoot you down in flames, or what is your fixation with them?

	11-09-2002 00:04									#103
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Gee...I'm a prime payer and I have no problems at all

Actually, it's been touch and go so far...here are the results...
Rank Team W-L Streak Last 5 Prev Score Total
1 Dallas Dwarf Tossers 1-0 W1 1-0 113 113
2 Northeast Going Extravaganzas 1-0 W1 1-0 95 95
3 Katmandu Yeti 1-0 W1 1-0 93 93
4 Columbus Boneheads 1-0 W1 1-0 89 89
5 Mingapulco Spammers 1-0 W1 1-0 74 74
6 Nanaimo Vampire Bears 0-1 L1 0-1 94 94
7 Georgia Gentlemen 0-1 L1 0-1 76 76
8 Elkhart County Brownies 0-1 L1 0-1 74 74
9 Oregon Cascades 0-1 L1 0-1 73 73
10 New York Slackers 0-1 L1 0-1 54 54

	11-09-2002 00:06									#104
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Go Dwarf Tossers! woo hoo!

	11-09-2002 00:07									#105
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	11-09-2002 00:08									#106
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Thanks for posting that. I knew I had a 2 point lead going into last nights game. And I knew his only remaining player, A. Smith, got some yardage. But I figured that he got 3 or 4 points for that, and that I would lose by 1 or 2.

(I just loved it when they were setting the record for most pass attempts in a row, and ignoring their running game)

I checked this morning before primetime, and the scores hadn't been posted yet...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	11-09-2002 00:11									#107
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Great, I'm dead last in two Poly leagues.

	11-09-2002 00:14									#108
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You're a bad man, Docfeelgood. A very, very bad man.

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Well, now you can win two "Comeback Team of the Year Awards"!
*look for the silver lining, bud!*

And, I am ashamed, though man enough to admit, after much smack talking, the gentleman from Oregon, bows to the "gentleman" from Texas.
"Your team, suh, was the best."

	11-09-2002 00:18									#110
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Well, at least I can put together BB teams.

I'd better hire a draft consultant next time!

	11-09-2002 00:18									#111
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Actually I am very kind and charming once you git to know me


Most the girls at work wish that I was still single.

I think you would like me if you were to meet me in person and not over a keyboard

	11-09-2002 00:19									#112
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"Suh". I like that.
I only talk trash up to the game, then drop it.
Like today. Ming, your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower.

	11-09-2002 00:21									#113
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Ya know that most the people I have talked to actually think the Texans may go all the way to the SB.

I think they would do fine with just 5 wins this season but ya never know.

	11-09-2002 00:21									#114
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 That's only ten wins a year. That's actually not that good!

In Madden's era they only played 14, so that means a decade of 10-4, damn good record if you ask me.

	11-09-2002 00:22									#115
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Sweating the Monday Night game...Not good.

I just spent 20 minutes with multiple refresh and back buttons just to get two waiver wire deals up. They better frelling fix this drenn soon. Bad enough that you can't count on seeing game day play decisions before you post your active roster.

	11-09-2002 00:23									#116
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Ming, I hope you know you beat my buddy Matt on the week of his wedding! Couldn't you have thrown the game for his benefit?
Yes, that's right folks, Nigel is taking the plunge...we'll be in Kentucky this weekend...god knows what sort of twisted rituals those people have...and I expect his next opponent (provided it isn't me) to start their bench in sympathy for his plight!

	11-09-2002 00:24									#117
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand "Suh". I like that. I only talk trash up to the game, then drop it. Like today. Ming, your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower.

But I smoked all the "grass" before your lawn mower showed up...

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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Ming, I hope you know you beat my buddy Matt on the week of his wedding! Couldn't you have thrown the game for his benefit? Yes, that's right folks, Nigel is taking the plunge...we'll be in Kentucky this weekend...god knows what sort of twisted rituals those people have...and I expect his next opponent (provided it isn't me) to start their bench in sympathy for his plight!

He's marrying his sister?

	11-09-2002 00:27									#119
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quote: Originally posted by Docfeelgood Actually I am very kind and charming once you git to know me Most the girls at work wish that I was still single. I think you would like me if you were to meet me in person and not over a keyboard

Maybe. As long as you didn't call me an ass, and threaten me constantly; like SOME people I know.


Here's a picture of one of my stable of Dwarves being tossed.

	11-09-2002 00:28									#120
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Here's some more stats for those who can't see them...
Offensive Season-To-Date Totals
Rank Team TD PS YD RU YD RC YD Total YDS INT FG FL
1 Dallas Dwarf Tossers 9 242 245 363 850 3 0 1
2 Northeast Going Extravaganzas 6 348 212 291 851 1 3 1
3 Katmandu Yeti 4 289 126 342 757 0 3 0
4 Columbus Boneheads 5 271 168 410 849 2 1 1
5 Mingapulco Spammers 4 166 194 192 552 1 0 1
6 Nanaimo Vampire Bears 6 211 128 235 574 0 2 0
7 Georgia Gentlemen 4 202 80 230 512 2 0 0
8 Elkhart County Brownies 6 214 74 170 458 1 2 0
9 Oregon Cascades 4 212 297 176 685 2 3 3
10 New York Slackers 3 234 141 226 601 2 1 2