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TheBirdMan
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A real Master of CTP-PBEM - together with all the others.....
Sep 1999
time: 05:13
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Ohhhhhhh I just love this: .
Read now 
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So did I, did Lung tell you to send it to me, if so then do you think the Lungster is going senile, a forgetful little dictator he can be at times
----- Original Message -----
From: Gwilym
To: Don Everitt ; David Luland
Cc: Kris ; Birdman ; Lung (Home) ; Jon ; Paul van den Belt ; paulvdb@home.nl ; Steve Auch-Schwelk
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:46 AM
Subject: Re: Lungs Fast game - Stavros Turn 184 to Paul - Turn Notification
Well I just did as I was told!
----- Original Message -----
From: Don Everitt
To: David Luland
Cc: Kris ; Birdman ; Mobius ; Lung (Home) ; Jon ; Paul van den Belt ; paulvdb@home.nl ; Steve Auch-Schwelk
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 2:05 PM
Subject: Re: Lungs Fast game - Stavros Turn 184 to Paul - Turn Notification
Mr Mobius asked me to play the turn, then i noticed a few hours later a email notification from kris(maestro) saying he played stavros turn and sent it to paul. On top of that stavros emails everbody saying "hey what about me, I'm waiting for the turn"
So it seems to me that you guys really need to get your **** together :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: David Luland
To: Don Everitt
Cc: Steve Auch-Schwelk ; paulvdb@home.nl ; Paul van den Belt ; Jon ; Lung (Home) ; Mobius ; Birdman
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2001 8:46 PM
Subject: Re: Lungs Fast game - Stavros Turn 184 to Paul - Turn Notification
Don Everitt wrote:
Hi Stavros I was asked to play your turn, and I did, and then I sent it to Paul. But it seems to me that you did not get the turn from the player before you, so a resend is what should have been done in this case. But since Lung is the supreme dictator in this game, he does what he wants.
You should thank your lucky stars that i'm not the supreme ruler of the universe. If i were a real despot, i would be a reeeal bastard!;-)
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But what I do not like is, that this aussie seems to have a secret contact to even the birds, that origins from Australia.
Now, my wife is actually who, that feeds and cares about all our birds (from there, my name). Among others, she has this little yellowtopped white bastard, that the aussies shoot for fun (or need). We got it a few month ago. She (my wife) has just tried to see, if it still could fly. It could. Now my ear looks like a ticket (not bleeding much anymore)!!!
Is it you Lung (?!), that have a secret connection to your awfull native hostile birds?????
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:13
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Let me guess - it's a male, right? If it's a Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo, the males are territorial and often dislike male humans (they can tell) BTW, what the hell are you doing with a protected Australian species?  Anyway, i think it's time for a parrot joke
Did you hear the one about the parrot with no legs?
This guy goes to a pet shop and asks for a special pet, but he's not sure what he wants, so the attendant tells him about this fabulous talking parrot that is so intelligent that he can recite the news from the TV and have real conversations with humans. Anyway, the bloke is impressed and demands to buy the parrot.
"However" says the attendant, "he doesn't have any legs".
The guy asks how the hell the parrot stays on his perch, and the attendant replies that he has no choice but to use his little parrot penis to hold on. Unperturbed, the bloke takes the parrot home.
After he gets him home, he sets up the bird in view of the TV, and heads off to work. When he gets home, he asks the parrot what had happened during the day. The parrot tells him all of the days news, including the all-important sports results, and the proud new owner is mightily impressed.
After a couple of days, he decides to give this amazing parrot a task. "Parrot", says the owner, "i want you to tell me everything the wife does today, as i suspect that she's having an affair!"
"No worries, boss" says the parrot.
Later that day, the owner comes home, eager to hear what the parrot has to say. Before he could ask, the parrot says "You wouldn't believe what happened today!!" The owner asks him what happened, and the parrot replies "Well, i'm sitting here, minding my own business, when the doorbell rings. Then, your wife comes downstairs wearing nothing but a flimsy negligee'! She answers the door, and it's the milkman. Without uttering a word, he goes the big pash on your wife!"
"Then what happened?!!" asks the owner incredulously.
"Then" says the parrot, "he slips the tongue in and goes the big grope on your wife!"
"My god! What happened next?!!!" cries the owner.
"Then, they move back into the house, and he starts ripping her clothes off!!"
"Then what happened?!!!!!" asks the owner once more.
The parrot looks sheepishly (as parrots do  ) before replying "Well, i dunno. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!!!!"
(or, the Australian version - "I cracked a fat, and fell of my perch!" )
Sorry about that
In side news, Australian Fascists captured the Indian city of Raingkot (whatever), while destroying an entire fleet of Indian battleships Now the Indians are confined to one last peninsula of defiance, but the end shall surely come soon.
Er, somehow we're at peace with the Romans!  I assume this is because of the gift of Recycling we gave you? 
So, are we at war or aren't we? I even held off destroying a few stray Roman units!! Let me know, BirdMan, so i can resume the feather-plucking
Turn 186 to Stavros 11 hours ago.
It's good to see Apolyton working again
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:13
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Another quiet turn for the Aussies. We'll just have to be content in the knowledge that our flocks of Aussie birds are making Tweety's life hell at the moment
The net is closing on the Indians, with heavy bombardment of possibly the last remaining large Indian fleet, resulting in the sinking of an unnamed Indian battleship  It is presumed that other ships in the fleet suffered major damage as well in the assault.
Meanwhile, the cleaning up operation on the Australian mainland resumed with the elimination of a battalion of Roman marines and the sinking of an ancient Roman trireme which has incredibly withstood the ages ! Until now, that is With any luck, it was carrying troops, although if they had already landed on the mainland, it shall make no difference.
However, the Romans by and large have been quiet, so are obviously lurking somewhere. Come out and face the music, BirdBrain!! 
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TheBirdMan
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A real Master of CTP-PBEM - together with all the others.....
Sep 1999
time: 05:13
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Turn to Lung.
"Sire, your orders to evacuate cities, that cann't be defended are close to be completed. One or two lucky runs more, and we have saved most, that is worth saving.
The australian just think they got a trireme. Maybe their pilot should be grounded when he cannot recon the difference between a trireme and a longboat."
"Very good my son Brutus.
Have our scientists had any breakthrough about this fancy new tecnology, they are researching?"
"Yes Sir, they expect to have the first trialunit ready any minute now. Then we should be able to take the australian aircrafts down without doing anything special - and without aircoverage, an australian assult would be very costly for them. Our troops are fortifying themself and we are ready to build fortress in the open to delay the fastmoving units, that the enemy might use against us. Thay have no chanche doing to us what they did to both the dutch and the indians".
"Good. Please send this message to the indian leader:
Dear Chairman Jon.
I think the best for you now is to pull your fleet home and protect our cities and refugeecamps. I will coordinate this with active landdefences in a very short time.
I have arranged it, that you now should be able to use some roman facilities to produce food for your people. Pls be free to use facilities and other rawmaterials, that we do not occupy. I will let my engineers give your people a helping hand.
Signed by
Senator Maximus of Rome."
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10-06-2001 16:20
your old 
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. Doing so, then your can't make a decent living 
and how it was going later
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