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MrFun is offline MrFun
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Men have complete control over their behavior -- they're not dumb neanderthals, so you cannot blame (in this case, straight) men's behavior on how women dress -- no matter how provacatively she is dressed, you ultimately choose how you react.

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You could say im prodding him with a sharp stick with a barb on the tip.

[really gay chris lowell voice]
What fun? So you say when you seee a reallly suuper guy running down the street you dont stare at his hairy prespiring chest?

oh pleese..


I prefer men who do not have boobs, ok?
But I guess you can say that I am a pecs talker then.

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I prefer women who like it more when you appreciate their minds.

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MrFun - that's not entirely true...sometimes girls wear clothing that 'points' to the chest...

...and then they get mad when guys are caught staring

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"...and then they get mad when guys are caught staring "

Nono..you got it backwards. When they get mad they arent really mad. They just want attention even if its the "Stop looking at my breaststs" kind . Thats why they wear the stuff.

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i know

but they make it seem like they're mad or upset...

"Guys are such creeps!"

The new thing is doing it with the thongs...yeah cause what I really wanna see is a piece of string going between your asscrack with low rider jeans

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:rereads post:

Am I gay?

look out Oct. 11th, here I come!

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. . . . when guys are caught staring


Who predicted that Orange would back up what I said about men choosing how to react?

Even when women dress because they want that attention, ultimately it is the men who choose to react.

I never said that women never dress to get attention from men.

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"but they make it seem like they're mad or upset..."

Ya but you have to say somthing like

"Your fault for wearing somthing that made me look"

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no, you're wrong MrFun

When a girl wears a shirt that is designed to draw the eyes to the centre (small writing, line patterns, etc.) it isn't conscious...

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If the girl is smart and is interresting talk, I don't care about her 'boobs' (funny word , typically Yankee ).

Of course, some time I must resist with all my will when the girl boobs (really funny word) are really too much attractive compared to her intellect (happens sometine ).

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There are tops that are black or very dark colored up to the ribs, then white or very light colored after that; while not "revealing" per se, they do have the net effect of, um, highlighting a certain feature.

Especially if black jeans are also worn...

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Or white see-through with black bra underneath. Extremely distracting.

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Talking boobs would be too wierd.

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Like so many others, I save myself with eye contact.

But I do remember one young lady...chest like the Alps, low-cut top and (oh no) dark glasses. There just was no place else to look. Despite my best efforts, my end of the conversation had a distinct echo to it.

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Eye contact is better.

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Clever topic.

Sometimes I can't hold myself. Just can't. Specially for those ladies that have to lean back in order to balance them.

I bet they are looking at our crothces or our asses half of the time anyway. It's just that they are more subtle.

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This is why wraparound mirror sunglasses were invented.

Also solves the "she's much more attractive than my girlfriend who's standing right in front of me" problem.

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Women do not mind you talking to their boobs. You just have to use the proper etitquette. The key is eye contact. Make it. Smile. Look away, furtively, and then make eye contact again. Break it and then look again. Flirt with her eyes and then hold her gaze. If she lets you drink in her eyes she will not mind it when you talk to her boobs.

But they hate the little shitty sneaking peeker peckers.


I could agree with that.

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Eye contact, boobs contacts and again eye contacts. This is my way !

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Also solves the "she's much more attractive than my girlfriend who's standing right in front of me" problem.


lol you're right ...and it happens with girls that are just your friends, too.

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Women have better peripheral vision than men, that's why we get caught more often than they do.

monolith94 is offline monolith94
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I don't know about that… I can have pretty good peripheral vision if I concentrate on it…
In any case, I'm a smooth talker, not a boob talker…

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Yes, if a woman has particularly enormous gozongas, I will be entranced and stare at them. It's just natural to be hypnotized by two large orbs of flesh just hanging out there like that. Gigantic melons are like natural swinging watches.





Bazoombas.

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Do you see me froathing at the mouth over Black Dragon's quoting me saying "commies just want a dictatorship?" Yep, I wrote it. I knew someone would probably sig me on it too. Same with my YAY REPUBCLICANS comment, which Dino is now sporting. Whatever, you just gotta roll with the punches or watch what you say.

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I used to be pretty bad, but after 12 years with Bunnygrrl, . . .

Of course, now I live in the land of the boob job.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Do you see me froathing at the mouth over Black Dragon's quoting me saying "commies just want a dictatorship?" Yep, I wrote it. I knew someone would probably sig me on it too. Same with my YAY REPUBCLICANS comment, which Dino is now sporting. Whatever, you just gotta roll with the punches or watch what you say.



As I told you over ICQ, of course that quote is refering to the fact that you want a dictatorship- a dictatorship of the proletariot. That's just to be assumed with that quote.

And Mr.Fun, as has been said, Men can make a choice was to do, but women can invite staring by certain types of clothing. Still though, I avoid doing this to get along better socially...

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It all depends on the boobs in question. I am but human.

If we're talking those stupendous near-spherical baps, coupled with a low-cut top revealing a good six inches of deep wonderbra-assisted cleavage, and a case of "pointy nip syndrome", wild horses couldn't drag my eyeballs upwards.

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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bah!

nasty perverts... it's not that hard to not look...

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bah!

nasty perverts... it's not that hard to not look...

'specially when you're checking out your boys, eh speery?

Kepler is offline Kepler
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Even if you think you're being furtive about boob-peeking, the woman is catching you every time.

Women with great chests get it constantly. My fiancee(who does) says that after a while she doesn't even care anymore, so look all you like. (She also says, for the record, that the creepiest guys are the ones who try to hold eye contact for an inappropriate amount of time -- that's when you start reaching for mace).

She does note, however, that in a situation in which a woman might actually consider flirting back, a boob-starer is immediately off the list.

I definitely look at breasts as part of a general, quick check-out of every good looking woman I see. I haven't quite destroyed my masculinity to the point where I feel like apologizing about it -- it's completely natural and harms nobody.

BTW, women only have better peripheral vision than men if their eyes are farther apart.

 
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