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What would be the least likely occurance? (Time out:0 days after 10-10-2002, 06:29)
Fez picks a personality and sticks with it
Civnation converts to Islam
Provost Harrison converts to Christianity
Chegitz becomes a Republican
Imran becomes a Communist
Asher gets a Mac
Markos fires Ming
Ming bans Markos
Faded Glory learns the difference between "buy" "by" "bye" and "bi"
Boris Godunov switches teams, comes out as straight
MrFun throws out a racial slur
DinoDoc takes a clear stand on...anything
red_jon vows not to post another picture of himself, and sticks to it
Alexander's Horse admits to being the 'deep throat' of Area25
Eli supports Palestinian cause
CyberGnu supports Israelis
Boddington's stops trolling
orange finishes Second Yearbook
paiktis22 moves to Turkey
David Floyd promotes US invasion of Iraq, Brazil, Laos, Nepal, Zimbabwe, Morocco, and Prince Edward Island
Caligastia becomes strong supporter of Affirmative Action
Speer gets laid
Other
Banana replaced by Strawberry as default poll option
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Rasbelin is offline Rasbelin
Emperor
Tampere (Tammerfors), Finland
Nov 1999
time: 07:22
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My choice: "Ming bans Markos."

I don't see why he would do that.

tinyp3nis is offline tinyp3nis
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compensate this!!
May 2002
time: 07:22
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Think about the pressure on him if Speer wins

Seeker is offline Seeker
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London Ontario
Jan 1970
time: 00:22
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Any Apolytoner:

Drastically changing their opinion about a real world issue because of what someone posted on an on-line forum.
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

Donate to the Red Cross		 The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
May 1999
time: 13:22
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Glonk/Asher denounces Microsoft/Intel


Seeker,
That has happened before.
tinyp3nis is offline tinyp3nis
Warlord
compensate this!!
May 2002
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Stop voting Ming! That will actually happen!
Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
Emperor
Liberal and defender of freedoms for the people
Oct 1999
time: 05:22
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I don't troll, I just express my opinions with which you disagree.
rah is offline rah
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Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
time: 23:22
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Darn, seeker beat me to it.

"Yes, your arguements are so clear, concise and true, that you have to be right and I am wrong and it has forever changed my opinion on this matter."

RAH
Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Bologna
Aug 2002
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Fez says something smart
DaShi is offline DaShi
Prince
The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
time: 05:22
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Apolyton changed my opinion about internet nerds. They're more pathetic that I originally believed.
Jack the Bodiless is offline Jack the Bodiless
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Converted underground reservoir tank.
Jan 1970
time: 05:22
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Chris62 reveals that he is French.

Siritnikov reveals that he is Iraqui.

Saint Marcus reveals that he is American.

Jack the Bodiless reveals any nationality.

YYYH reveals that he is MichaelTheGreat.

Blackwidow reveals that she is Provost Harrison's girlfriend.

Starchild reveals that he is a Chippendale.
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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DaShi matures, any.

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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I declare that it is possible for homosexuals to legitimately, and pernamently change their sexual orientation to being heterosexual.

That will be THE day!


As for me using a racial slur -- ain't gonna happen, folks.




But how about other Apolytoners that come to my mind?

Slowwhand realizes that Texas is a backward state.

MTG realizes what a positive, progressive impact President Lincoln had on our country's history.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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So this is a joke thread?

Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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My vote goes to:

"Banana replaced by Strawberry as default poll option"

The Banana will always be there, it's no-way this is going to be replaced by anything...The Banana is the backbone of modern Apolyton

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Asher buys an Athlon system with Linux installed

The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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Apolyton's Resident Actor-in-Training
Aug 1999
time: 00:22
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mLeonard begins posting again
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

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May 1999
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One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Conversely, loinburger and ethelred become born-again Christians.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Giancarlo stays gay for more than 8 minutes

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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quote:
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Giancarlo stays gay for more than 8 minutes


That would depend on how good the other guy was.
Saint Marcus is offline Saint Marcus
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Scio Me Nihil Scire
Jan 1970
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quote:
What is the absolute LAST thing you'd expect from an Apolytoner


Common sense.
Wittlich is offline Wittlich
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A Wyandot lost in "The City" SF,CA
Dec 2000
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quote:
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Conversely, loinburger and ethelred become born-again Christians.


That's just plain scary!

Solver is offline Solver
Apolyton Duke Of Something
Latvia, Riga
Sep 2000
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This is a good one.

But knowing Faded Glory, I must say he will never learn the difference between some words .
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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quote:
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Conversely, loinburger and ethelred become born-again Christians.


That would have to be Jack the Bodiless and I. We are big bad atheists

Ramo is offline Ramo
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Austin, Texas, USA
Oct 1999
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Someone, anyone, admitting that he's wrong.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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EDIT: found better use in another thread!
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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So this is a joke thread?


Get with the program, man.


Oh and by the way -- the International Republic of Strawberry Advocates WILL RISE AGAIN.

orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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hehehe

I love this thread
Eli is offline Eli
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Israel
Jul 2000
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For the record, I support the (official) Palestinian cause. What I dont support is their methods.
connorkimbro is offline connorkimbro
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Seoul Korea
Jan 1970
time: 23:22
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quote:
One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.


This already happened AT LEAST once. I used to be a creationist. and i mean, young earth, six day type creationist even.
 
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