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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
time: 14:23
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* Skanky Burns strategically places serb on a rafter above DM.
* and then splashes water on Mr. President's face.

An unconcious patron is not as entertaining.
Serb is offline Serb
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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*Voice from rafter*

How interesting....
....an Orthodox cross and the holy water? Who left those things here? Dino.... ...No Anyhow, it's time to return to my natural form.

few minutes later...
Serb grabs CapitanGarlic and throw him into the wall...
*bang*
- this is for chemicals.
*grabs him again and throw him out of the shop*
*BANG*
- this is for shaving... and keep the change.

*Return to shop and looking around*
- Well...well...well...looks who we've got here...a lil cute devil my favorite target.
*Aproaching to demon holding cross in one hand and bottle of Holy water in another*
- It's time for you to return to hell, demon.
devilmunchkin: No...no... don't hurt me pleeeeaaase....
- begone, untill I've changed my mind.
devilmunchkin: Ok, thank you sir, thank you very much, thank you so, so, SO muc...
-BEGONE!!!
devilmunchkin: ....
*disapeared*
- hey Doc could you give me a glass of vodka...buddy?
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Got spare money?

*explodes*
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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*implodes*
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc gives Serb his drink and cleans up the mess from the explosions and implosions.
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 23-10-2002 03:34
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*walks back in*

Mmm...so the tree was trying to fool me by disguising innocent bystanders as himself...clever...And why is there wombat everywhere?

*sits at bar*

Drinks, if you please.
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Jul 2001
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aww....serb...that wasn't very nice at all!!!!!! *teleports back in from having licked her wounds in hell* unfortunately for you, holy water and crosses have zero effect on me as i'm an atheistic devil....HA!
some chocolate milk for me, dino? and how about a nice strong shot of whiskey for my friend serb here..just to show no hard feelings...i was just having some fun
you know...to firey personalities....
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Jul 2001
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* H Tower wakes up.
I must have passed out or something, i've been asleep in the corner for a few days now. can i have an artificial orange drink?
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Jul 2001
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you need TANG......
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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some chocolate milk for me, dino?
Done. However Serb doesn't like American drinks only Russian ones, so whiskey is out of the question.

quote:
you need TANG......
wuTANG is for the children!

quote:
can i have an artificial orange drink?
Of course. One safdjb coming up.
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Give me a Wutang then please, DD
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i'll have a glass of tang too. Hey, who gave this thread only one star?
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Got spare money?

* DinoDoc gives his customers thier tang.
quote:
Hey, who gave this thread only one star?
Serb. He thinks that he's being smart. Feel free to give the place how many stars you see fit.
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*gives the thread one star*
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Jul 2001
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Well, in golf, less is more...

Hey, when did the wombat rematerialize?
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Sep 1999
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He's Immortal.
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nice capitalisation
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So, wheres the entertainment today?

Oh, I'm feeling a bit sick. Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.
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Jul 2001
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quote:
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So, wheres the entertainment today?

Oh, I'm feeling a bit sick. Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.


Give him water from the Chicago River. They say they dye it green for st. patty's day, but I can't tell the difference from christmas day to st. patty's, or any other day for that matter
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Don't be too kind to me.

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* Skanky Burns sneezes in H Tower's general direction.
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* H Tower points to the anti sickness filter he's wearing, curtesy of the Infinite Store Room
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Jul 2001
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skanky..so you're feeling sick but you were placing serb as a mistletoe tree above my head to what.....get me sick???? are you trying to sabotage me????

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Well, not you in particular. I don't really mind who I spread my evil virii to.

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quote:
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Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.

* DinoDoc gives Skanky a bourbon with a Nyquil chaser.
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Has fun behind the bar
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Indeed.
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Can I get you anything to drink while I'm here?
 
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