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devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:23
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awww...*pokes h tower with a stick* but is he REALLY dead? man...it's a little early for the hard stuff but here it goes *downs the bourbon* oooooeeeeeeee! i feel better already!

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:23
  Old Post 06-12-2002 23:33
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quote:
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* Assassinates H Tower, then grabs the bottle from his dead hand.

Hey thanks, DM, my favourite!
* Skanky Burns pours DM a drink, then makes one for himself.


i was onyl catching it for you since i thought you had had too many to be able to catch it yourself, it would be a shame to waste good bourbon

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:23
  Old Post 06-12-2002 23:36
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* DinoDoc hides the ressurection scrolls

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:23
  Old Post 06-12-2002 23:41
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* H Tower possess DD's body

Free drinks everybody!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 00:08
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quote:
Originally posted by H Tower
* H Tower possess DD's body
* DinoDoc's head spins 360 degrees

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 10:21
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so...if you possessed his body...where did the spirit of dd go????????? he a poltergeist now?

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 13:12
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* Catches the spirit of DD in the now empty bourbon bottle.
I wonder if we can get a few wishes out of him.

* Skanky Burns passes bottle to DM.
Try it out.

H Tower, sorry about that. I've really got to break this habit of killing you every so often.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 14:29
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Whats going to happen now theres no bar keep?

I want my beer now!!!

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 14:37
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Also, I seem to have lost my smilie army. Anyone seen them?

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 15:04
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I serve the drinks for a while now until DD finds a way out of that bottle and someone resurrects me of course, I do a bad job serving drinks so someone dying of thirst should ressurect me fast so DD can serve you.

* H Tower gives redbull his beer

Serb is offline Serb
Prince
Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 17:37
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*Serb walks in, three wanderers follow him*
*points finger on H Tower*
- It's him holy fathers, he is all yours.

*First preist, aproaching to H Tower*
- Begone demon.
*Second*
- Return to hell
*third, throws a holy water on DD body*
- nam takih tut ne nado
*all three starts to pray*
*DD body shaking and screaming, lightings are everywhere*
...twenty minutes later...

*DD shakes hands of preists,*
DD: thank you fathers, thank you so much, you can't imagine what is it- to be possessed by such demon as H Tower
Priest: Perhaps you should convert to true faith now?
DD: Yeah, sure, where should I sign?
*priest* Come to Church son there you will be welcomed...
*Second priest to Serb*
this place sucks...dazhe charku otzam ne podnesly...
Serb: I know...I know
Serb: Holy fathers would you mind to make a picture for coffee shop hall of fame?
priests: Why not?

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Last edited by Serb on 07-12-2002 at 17:42

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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
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  Old Post 07-12-2002 17:44
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Dino, don't thank me, we are allies now, remember?
I hope those guys will convert you to true Church.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 07-12-2002 17:54
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I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack

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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23
  Old Post 07-12-2002 18:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack

*looking on Provost Harrison avatar*
Hmm... let me guess- a golf sticks?

My priests looks much more cool then yours. Your priests looks like evil guys. I'm telling you- they are evil... those guys killed Jesus How could you trust them?

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 07-12-2002 18:15
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They are the means to an end.

GO RABBIS, GO!

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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23
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Do you awaiting the apocalypse? (hm..spelling?)


*Shout to outside*
...hey holy fathers, please waite a minute, here is another client for you...

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 07-12-2002 19:27
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Good spelling but wrong verb 'Are you awaiting the apocalypse?'

Anyway, no...well I wouldn't mind the apocalypse if it just killed everyone who I don't like and who isn't very nice...

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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
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I knew that something was wrong with that sentance.Thanks. I'm sure my English sounds very funny time after time (hmm who am I trying to fool? It sucks all the time)

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
time: 23:23
  Old Post 08-12-2002 02:34
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It's so good to be out of that bottle.

* DinoDoc buys a golf club from PH and proceedes to start hunting for Skanky and H Tower

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
Queen
and the center of your universe
Jun 2000
time: 05:23
  Old Post 08-12-2002 04:14
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What the.......

Give me TEQUILA NOW

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 08-12-2002 04:25
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Fine I'll serve myself you insolent fools...

*Bw grabs tequila and proceeds to chug*

BW: Glug glug glug..EEEEERRRRRRRRP SQKOOOOZE ME

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
time: 16:23
  Old Post 08-12-2002 07:06
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I would like to instate that the Liberated Fascist State of Smilieland is entirely neutral...

* RedBull builds up a tower with sand bags *

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23
  Old Post 08-12-2002 07:33
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* Skanky Burns runs into the middle of LFSS.
Sanctuary!

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:23
  Old Post 08-12-2002 09:38
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* H Tower floats around near the ceiling as a spirit

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23
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I'd attempt resurrecting you, but last time I did, you ended up as a girl for a while.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Hmm... MS Paint doesn't lend itself well to base design...

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devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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  Old Post 08-12-2002 11:01
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*dm zaps h Tower back into his body and hands him some moonshine* drink this..you'll be as good as new....

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Or you could just get zapped into your body...
* Skanky Burns watches with dread and facination as H Tower drinks the moonshine.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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* and a bit of boredom too.

How long does it take to drink it, anyway?

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
Prince
no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:23
  Old Post 09-12-2002 05:21
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*resumes kicking of H Tower while he drinks*

 
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