27-11-2002 18:26									#91
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DoT,

did you read the rest of the entries as well? Some interresting stuff

	28-11-2002 05:11									#92
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From the sounds of it it looks like all the cutting edge space tech of choice was based on the CTP games!(Space Ladder etc)
So at least a few guys at NASA and in the scientific community were playing the game we like

	28-11-2002 09:10									#93
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I am real-life drunk now !

But I think we should join together and the programmers team to sue NASA, and with the money we could make CTP3!!!

hahaha


*Pedrunn asks Redbull more beer

	28-11-2002 13:48									#94
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Gilgamensch, yeah, I read some of the other entries too. It’s ominous to think that the “final frontier” has become just another political gambit. I wonder if the boys at NASA remember the dinosaurs? If they try to prop up their dinosaur forever, a smaller faster, more efficient European or Japanese or Chinese or Russian or Frikfrakistani craft would send their beloved shuttle to the history books. When will they learn? Adapt or die.

Pedrunn, best idea I’ve heard. Let’s sue NASA. Apparently they have money to burn (excuse the pun). Hope for CTP3 lives again!

If anybody here had $20 million – would you sign up as a Russian space tourist?

	28-11-2002 17:29									#95
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Sounds good for me, let's join together, sue the last penny out of them and make:

CTP III The Final Frontier

And DoT: Why no, if I would need to spend all my money on it

Last edited by Gilgamensch on 28-11-2002 at 22:02

	30-11-2002 10:54									#96
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DoT, if you didn't like the poem, maybe you would care to share something interesting that would create interest in the thread, my poem certainly did that, you however haven't contribued much beyond whining

	30-11-2002 11:04									#97
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quote: one man at the window one girl at the bar saw that look of recognition when they know just who you are i seen you on the tv i seen you on that show you make the people crazy and then you let them go before the show we calm them we sympathise, we care and the hostile folk we keep apart ‘til the red light says ‘on air’ did you see our leather lovers all tied up to the chair did you catch those child molesters no one else goes there what a show, the barry williams show what a show, dysfunctional excess is all it took for my success the greater pain that they endure the more you know the show will scored it’s showtime got the reputation of a surgeon ‘cos they cannot feel the cut it looks so very simple but it really is an art they call our studio ‘the hospital’ making money from the sick we let people be themselves there is no other trick ‘my lover stole my girlfriend’ ‘i keep beating up my ex’ ‘i want to kill my neighbour’ ‘my daughter’s selling sex’ ‘my s/m lover hurt me’ ‘my girl became a man’ ‘i love my daughter’s rapist ‘my life’s gone down the pan’ what a show, the barry williams show the barry williams show dysfunctional excess is all it took for my success and when the punches start to fly the ratings always read so high it’s showtime ‘that girl has got no scruples’ not a wrinkle on her face you would not believe the plot she conceived so they’d let her take my place well, no man is an island no man is a sea but this display of emotion is all but drowning me what a show, oh what a show on my show, the barry williams show it’s my show what a show dysfunctional excess is all it took for my success the best tv you’ve ever seen where people say the things that they really mean i hear my name, i hear them roar for the one more time i take the floor just one more barry williams show we’re gonna take you where you want to go it’s showtime come on down come on down

It's time for the Barry Williams Show!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

	30-11-2002 21:56									#98
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JERRY! JERRY!

	01-12-2002 01:47									#99
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hey i finally opened it!!!
this is probably my only post here for a time in either direction

	02-12-2002 15:24									#100
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower DoT, if you didn't like the poem, maybe you would care to share something interesting that would create interest in the thread, my poem certainly did that, you however haven't contribued much beyond whining

Actually H Tower – I did enjoy your poem...
Just looking to revive said interest in this thread...
And look...
It’s worked...
Another poem!


And in the spirit of Christmas (and whining), here’s my contribution:

T'was the night before Christmas
Old Santa was p*ssed
He cussed at the elves
And threw down his list

Miserable little brats
Ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind
To scrap the whole works

I've busted my a**
For damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa"
What do I hear?

The old lady b**ches
Cause I work late at night
The elves want more money
The reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk
And scr*wed all the maids
Donner is pregnant
And Vixen has AIDS

And just when I thought
That things would get better
Those a**holes from IRS
Sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes
If that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa Clause money?

And the kids these days
They all are the pits
They want the impossible
Those mean little sh*ts

I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls
Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo-yo's
No request for them
They want computers and robots
They think I'm IBM!

If you think that's bad
Just picture this
Try holding those brats
With their pants full of p*ss

They pull on my nose
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile
Their moms think I'm weird

Flying through the air
Dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job
There’s just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a**
And draw unemployment

There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde and
I'm going south for the season

I'll laze in the sun
Into bed I'll get tucked
And those snotty nosed brats
Can all go get fu**ed

	03-12-2002 11:11									#101
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Old News!
The CtP2 Democracy Game is dying off, news reporters have finally hit upon a reason, nothing has happened recently and the pace of decision making has slowed to a crawl, some even say a standstill. This reporter is not sure the game will ever begin

	03-12-2002 13:48									#102
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Analysis paralysis me thinks . Things will probably speed up in the New Year.

I like your Yuletide Avatar H Tower.

	03-12-2002 20:44									#103
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i just remember early november when we thought we could begin playing in mid November, but we're still far away from starting

	03-12-2002 20:57									#104
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Not really! we have finish the article now. Just the way the game should be played is missing. The election for judge has started already. I give lees then two week to launch the game.

	04-12-2002 11:31									#105
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That's what I hope !!!!!!!!!!

Let's also hope people will start to participate

	04-12-2002 14:05									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Gilgamensch Let's also hope people will start to participate

Any participation would be good. On average our polls have about a 50% voter turnout! Can anybody think of a way to improve this?

Maybe we should include the right to free online porn for all Lumerians (only accessible AFTER voting.)

	04-12-2002 14:21									#107
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DoT,

Not a good idea.........

I think you should read again the FAQ, this could cause some trouble...........Although doesn't sound like a bad idea

Or whe just need some showgirls on the stage.

But seriously: I hope, once we get started that people will be 'coming' back again

	05-12-2002 09:50									#108
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* H Tower jumps up and down, very eager to get this game moving

	05-12-2002 09:54									#109
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If someone buys me enough drink ill get up and start dancing instead (i love the way that little hat moves )

	05-12-2002 10:44									#110
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* H Tower orders a drink for maquiladora

Redbull! get him a Jack and Coke

	05-12-2002 14:20									#111
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redbull, make that a double.

And Locutus should create a news item. Maybe "Maq dances for ratings!" or "The Maq attack!" or "The Maq wants you!" or "Maq-erana."

	05-12-2002 16:32									#112
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quote: Originally posted by Devil of Truth "Maq-erana."

This sure needs a new item!!!
After this one i need another beer

quote: The shower of life uses alcohol.

hehehe

nice one DoT.

	05-12-2002 18:54									#113
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(cot rushes in and smashes the dukebox)
'I can't take the 'Hansons' anymore!', he gibbers before collapsing at the bar in a heap.

On a less theatrical note, i'd like to share this pic to honour DoT's poem(hope it works..).

This was a friend of mine in Lapland in November......sorry guys

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	05-12-2002 19:42									#114
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coT, thanks! That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

	06-12-2002 04:56									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Devil of Truth "Maq-erana."

Im gonna use that one

	06-12-2002 11:47									#116
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Shugar, just realised what he was playing about



Maq,

you already thought about changing your gender

	06-12-2002 13:26									#117
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quote: Im gonna use that one

Maq, I’ll have my lawyers draw up the paperwork.

quote: After this one i need another beer

Pedrunn, what’s the beer like in Brazil?

	06-12-2002 13:40									#118
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might sound like a stupid question:

I just realised there are some stats in the profiles, what do they mean????????

I haven't found anything in the faq or whatever....... anyone got a clue. I actually only foud it by mistake, when clicking on a 'wrong' link, instead I hit profile.

	06-12-2002 23:02									#119
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there are a bunch of threads about it in the community forum, ket me try and find them for you.


* H Tower heads out the door to the community forum.
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=52631

Last edited by H Tower on 06-12-2002 at 23:11

	06-12-2002 23:24									#120
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* H Tower pastes up campaign posters

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