18-12-2002 04:22									#31
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Make the Catagories, post a thread, with each post taking up the different catagories. Update the Catagories when a nomination is made to the catagory (Submitted in a separate thread). THat way, say the funniest post or most brilliant Campain (at the time) it can all be kept in one place and reveiwed/added to at a later date.

How about Best Trash Talker....

E_T

	23-12-2002 03:31									#32
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Ya lets do this.

	23-12-2002 04:08									#33
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Feel free to nominate any potential entry for any potential category in this thread. That way we can go through this thread later and not have to hunt all over.

Any entry should have the following as the FIRST LINE of the post:

PTW Award Entry:

I would like to nominate Arnelos for his successful if somewhat devious overthrow of dread lord Togas.

	07-01-2003 09:35									#34
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quote: Originally posted by donegeal I'm sorry. This award could already go to UberKrux: I still laugh at that one! (Its located early in the Trash talking thread)

alright. uberkrux may be heading toward first place... but we have 400 more years till the game finishes... so please give others a chance to come up with funny posts before we hand uberkrux the trophy

	23-02-2003 00:25									#35
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PTW Award Entry:

I would like to nominate Trip and Lux Invicta for the Nero Award for having burnt to the ground their two largest cities and not allowing the ND military the opportunity to fight a SINGLE BATTLE yet still virtually wipe their civ off the map.

	23-02-2003 00:45									#36
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Give us credit, we almost destroyed a veteran Swordsmen.

	23-02-2003 01:09									#37
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell 10) Most Beaurocratic Civ They held up the save because there was a tie on whether to impeach the leader because they moved the worker the wrong way in Modern Ages.

Are you thinking about any civ in particular with that prize?

	23-02-2003 01:10									#38
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb PTW Award Entry: I would like to nominate Trip and Lux Invicta for the Nero Award for having burnt to the ground their two largest cities and not allowing the ND military the opportunity to fight a SINGLE BATTLE yet still virtually wipe their civ off the map.

So they are still unbeaten. Great!

	23-02-2003 02:27									#39
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so sorry to destroy the unbeaten legend but to be true they lost already one Spearman and two warriors who were to slow to commit suizide in time when they saw our Swordsmen.

	23-02-2003 06:33									#40
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And of course the generic categories:

-Lowest Military Morale
Ranked by unit suicide

	25-02-2003 06:38									#41
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Originally posted by GhengisFarb
PTW Award Entry:

I would like to nominate Legoland for being isolation award, for not having met any one cense game start.

	25-02-2003 11:37									#42
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Perhaps we should refer to Trip as "Trip the Impaler" for the self destruction of Lux's many cities.

The historical base for a future horror story about a Count Tripula.

	25-02-2003 11:45									#43
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Or maybe they should just call me Houdini.

	25-02-2003 13:20									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Trip Or maybe they should just call me Houdini.

OMG, where's my garlic?

	25-02-2003 14:32									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Thrumble Perhaps we should refer to Trip as "Trip the Impaler" for the self destruction of Lux's many cities. The historical base for a future horror story about a Count Tripula.

That's what ND has been doing wrong.
They have been using swords !
They should of been using wooden stakes.

	25-02-2003 16:22									#46
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And i told my people we should take wooden swords. But did they listen? No, it had to be ironswords instead

	25-02-2003 19:30									#47
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We can trade you wood strategycal resource for some nice ore and mercury. Do you agree?

mmmmmmmmm.... I think I'm confusing games.

	25-02-2003 19:56									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Darekill And i told my people we should take wooden swords. But did they listen? No, it had to be ironswords instead

Perhaps you should coat the blades with silver.

	09-03-2003 15:44									#49
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PTW Award Entry:

First team to have contact with all other civs: GoW.

	12-03-2003 17:52									#50
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PTW Award Entry:

I wish to nominate notyoueither for the insensitivity award, for making a wise crack
at the language difficulties of our international friends.

quote: Originally posted by CalcII Is NDE still accepting poly members?

quote: Originally posted by Darekill Yes though you will have to be able to read and write in german and there will be a poll. But i'll support any appliance.

quote: Originally posted by notyoueither Apparently, you get a toaster when you open your account.

Plus it was damn funny when I read it.

	12-03-2003 18:18									#51
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You should read what i mean not what i write!

Never mind. It's funny and i just noticed what i wrote. So you have all the right to laugh about it.

	13-03-2003 00:15									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Darekill appliance application You should read what i mean not what i write! Never mind. It's funny and i just noticed what i wrote. So you have all the right to laugh about it.

As Darekill mentally moves GS up a couple of notches on ND's to kill list......

	14-03-2003 20:48									#53
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PTW Award Entry

First Team to Sail Across the Seas: Legoland

	21-03-2003 18:17									#54
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PTW Award Entry

Most objective critic of PTW : Trip

quote: Biggest Disappointments With Game Engine? I have a couple things: * Too easy to kill other civs/nations.

	21-03-2003 20:49									#55
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PTW Award Entry:

Second team to sail across the seas: GoW.

And GoW's Captain Blockbeard for "discovering" Legoland.

	30-03-2003 11:57									#56
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quote: Originally posted by DAVOUT PTW Award Entry Most objective critic of PTW : Trip

It was inspiring.

	03-04-2003 00:59									#57
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PTW Award Entry:

Team with the highest internal killing of members rate:
A sure win for RP

	03-04-2003 13:13									#58
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What's the body count at now? Whatever it is, it will be dwarfed when I unleash the Inquisition...

	14-04-2003 17:42									#59
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PTW Award E ntry :

Best minutes of a team meeting : Aeson

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=83472

	14-04-2003 17:47									#60
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PtW Award Entry

Legoland for building the Pyramids, the first Wonder of the World.