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CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
Prince
no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 11:22
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Hmm...more coffee, DD. Infact, make it...Ultra-Coffee!


...I leave it to you to determine what that is.

Anodyne is offline Anodyne
Prince
Being perverse is bad.
Jan 2001
time: 07:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 11:25
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MagickofeÉ!

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
time: 05:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 11:57
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**walks into coffe shop an slips on salt** Who the fu** left the salt **sees blackwidow** Ahhh well then that explains it Tequila shots again right

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:15
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PALLLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE.

These fools bore the hell out of me..Seee
*picks up a lock of her once raven black hair which is now blonde*

Bw: I can't turn blonde Tia..oh no..not me
Tia: Yeeesshhh that is bad..so boring you are turning good?!?!
*Tia mixes up a triple batch of mind erasers with a hint of cyanide and mixes it up with her bat* POOF

TM: here drink this
*Bw downs the drink*

AHHHHHHHAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH, her hair turns back to black and evil pulses once again through her veins. She grabs Graag and swings him around by his underpants giving him a super sonic evil colonic wedgie*

BW: MMMMMUUUWWWAAHAHAHAHA IMMMMMMM BBBAAAACCCKKKK

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ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
time: 00:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:19
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* ColdWizard watches the ski resort melt away from lack of upkeep

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:25
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HEEEEYYY WHHHOOOOOHOOOOOO CW my main man...for old times sake why don't you THROW YOURSELF OUT!!!!

*thinks about the good old days when the coffee shop was fun*
Sigh

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:30
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no, no, i'd throw out.... what's-his-face.... Spec? something... and he'd throw me out.... mildly entertaining i suppose....

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:33
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Ahhhh yes...well throw yourself out anyways

j/k

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:38
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* ColdWizard throws BW out the window

things should be much less boring now

* ColdWizard runs and hides in the infinite storage room

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:42
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*sits staring at CW as he accidentally picks up Tia and throws her out the window*Shakes head*

BW: you idiot
CW: OH SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII........*Tia runs back into the CS full force, draws her bat and swings full force at CW leaving nothing left but his boots*

*BW slides Tia a drinnk*

BW: little men...hmpphhh
Tia: Tell me about it

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 22:56
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dragon.... spider.... so easy to tell apart before....

oh well at least i didn't get a wedgie

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  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:31
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You are cruising for a wedgie bruising!!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:35
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You wouldn't dare!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:39
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* ColdWizard throws DD out the window (after checking to make sure that it's not Tia)

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:43
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* DinoDoc casts bone spear and impales CW against the wall in response to the unprovoked attack

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:47
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you dared her to give me a wedgie bruising!

* ColdWizard pulls out bone spear and puts it in his bag of holding

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:24
  Old Post 29-12-2002 23:50
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Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 00:30
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* ColdWizard throws DD out the window (after checking to make sure that it's not Tia)


While I appreciate the fact that you checked to see if it was me.......question.........HOW DO YOU MISS A 5 HEADED DRAGON?!?!??

**smacks him upside his head with baseball bat for good measure**

PUFF me!!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 00:39
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Consider yourself puffed!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 00:44
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While I appreciate the fact that you checked to see if it was me.......question.........HOW DO YOU MISS A 5 HEADED DRAGON?!?!??

**smacks him upside his head with baseball bat for good measure**

PUFF me!!

hey, at least i didn't accidentally throw you out the window again

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 00:52
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Thanks as always Dino. Cold how could you do that when the backside won't fit through the window!!

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 00:53
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Okay, I'll pour my own coffee then.

*accidentally kills self with coffee pot*

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 01:04
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Thanks as always Dino. Cold how could you do that when the backside won't fit through the window!!

magic


* ColdWizard puts Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back on Coffee Shop Entertainment System

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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You killed Self??!!?? What did he ever do to you?

Whooooaaaaa what's that??? **tia butt begins to move with no control**

Whaa whaaa what's happening?

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:24
  Old Post 30-12-2002 01:40
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killed himself most likely. anybody got a scroll to reincarnate him? and are there any finnish posters around?

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 01:41
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Annual coffeeshop post from Gimp, you lucky ****ers. God I love you.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 02:00
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quote:
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**tia butt begins to move with no control**

Whaa whaaa what's happening?
I had no idea that CW was that powerful!

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 30-12-2002 04:58
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*shakes from the vibration*

BW: ohh sorry guys that would be my panty pager, I have it set on vibrate

TEQUILA ME

*Takes pager off*

OOOOOHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH
*Humph, I don't recognize the number, O well Puts pager back on*

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:24
  Old Post 30-12-2002 05:31
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* Skanky Burns puts pager away.

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  Old Post 30-12-2002 05:34
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HEY get your hands off of that
*Gives SB an eight legged Pimp Slap*

SO I need some liquor..Where is Shadow Strike when you need him..he was the best damn bartender EVER.

TEQUILA ME

 
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