19-12-2002 11:57									#31
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become a jealous obsessive idiot...but that didn't last long...

	19-12-2002 11:58									#32
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i wanna hear Korngan's story

	19-12-2002 13:21									#33
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I moved to a different continent to get away from one... Does that count?

	19-12-2002 22:37									#34
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you win

	19-12-2002 23:17									#35
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I had a woman drive me . . . halfway across the road !! wait its not just a lame pun

I was 18 and had broken up with a girl I had been seeing for the past year. I saw her in the parking lot of the convenience store one day and spoke to her briefly and then spoke to some other friends before jumping in my pickup-- I did not notice that she was behind me until I saw her in the rearview mirror when I stopped at the stop sign at the top of the hill and SHE DID NOT !! Her car bumped my truck (pretty lightly) and naively believing it to be an accident I got out. She stepped on the gas and pushed the pickup partly across the intersection before I jumped in, restarted and took off. WE then began what was essentially a high speed chase through some back (gravel) roads until I lost her. She actually totalled her car into a tree but I did not know that until about a half hour later when she showed up at my house and tearfully announced it to my parents-- She ended up going to another town for a couple of months and got a bit of professional help.

On the other side of things, I have not done anything real crazy for a woman.

	19-12-2002 23:22									#36
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She made me go clubbing

	19-12-2002 23:52									#37
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What´s clubbing?

	20-12-2002 01:45									#38
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you take a club and prow the streets of the city at night, looking for innocents.


seriously, clubbing is fun. REAL fun.

	20-12-2002 02:08									#39
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No, it's actually Clubbering (The grand Duke Nukem taught me this one... "It's clubbering time" you see...)


It's even funnier when you use Spiked Clubs, like morning stars and whetever those instruments are called in English...

anyway best not to test em out too much on living creatures though...

	20-12-2002 02:27									#40
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quote: Originally posted by CyberGnu I moved to a different continent to get away from one...

I didn't go that far...just to Hawaii.

	20-12-2002 02:32									#41
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Threw her underwear at her in public. This was in response to her hooking up with my good friend, while I was on 3 day vacation, then claiming we were nothing more serious than friends.

She left so much souvenir lingerie at my house, I figured it was as good a time as any to return it.

I was a little unbalanced at the time.

	20-12-2002 02:44									#42
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Unbalanced? Not a chance, that was gold!!!

	20-12-2002 02:48									#43
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...but you could have scored extra points easily. Hold one of the garments up to your nose as she looks at you mortified, take a few deep breaths in, and then say "smells like a b*tch in heat" as you toss them to her casually. Man that would be so much fun

	20-12-2002 03:11									#44
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Most drastic thing I ever did was get angry at a girl and tell her something along the lines of "I can tell you one thing for certain: You're not going to be pretty forever, but you're always going to be a *****." That was when we were seniors in high school. A year later when we were attending different universities in different states I had occasion to be angry with her again, so I told her something along the lines of "I've heard that you're the biggest slut at the university, and I must say that I'm a bit disappointed in you -- I'd have expected you to be the biggest slut in the state by now! You've obviously begun your rapid decline sooner than I'd anticipated."

Yeah, not too drastic, but normally I'm a pretty calm and collected person. I don't have much tolerance for cheating whores, though.

	20-12-2002 04:11									#45
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I basically became obsessed with a girl, driving me and all my mates to complete and utter distraction. It got so bad that a couple of days ago one of my mates pulled me to one side and told me to "shut up and get a ****ing grip".

He was right to do it. I was whinging about her not responding to my e-mails, and it was clearly the final straw for him, as he'd been putting up with it for 4 months.

As it turned out, I spoke to her about a couple of hours ago at my college presentation evening, and the reason was that she'd got a new e-mail address, and the first thing she did when I came over to chat to her was give me her new one.

So the moral of this story is: don't be a ****, and don't assume the worst, because it's not always the case.

	20-12-2002 04:21									#46
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this posts are hilarious...
hmm last year i was forced to play golf in france with all this fat snobs and what resulted me in paying 2529 euro for hitting a car, insurance didn't wanted to pay because police ran a alcohol test but at least i though it was fun when they took me to the office

	20-12-2002 04:23									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Chris this posts are hilarious... hmm last year i was forced to play golf in france with all this fat snobs and what resulted me in paying 2529 euro for hitting a car, insurance didn't wanted to pay because police ran a alcohol test but at least i though it was fun when they took me to the office

a girl made you do that?

	20-12-2002 04:37									#48
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not hitting the car, it was because i hitted the ball from some other direction than you where suppose to do..

	20-12-2002 04:38									#49
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but she took advantage of the situation, you know that you can get champaign at breakfast over there?