22-12-2002 23:06									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Lets not. Perhaps you mean well, but please leave religious proselyting out. I do not want to turn this into a flame war.

Urban Ranger,

One thing for sure, It isnt up to you to tell me when and where and to whom i offer tidings of peace and hope, but to be exact this is sure:
This offer is open even unto you!

have agood day and please, this was meant a s ahelp, so just chill and if you dont care for my personal offerings, just let them slide

OK?

Troll

	23-12-2002 02:25									#32
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SD: good plan. I'll look into that.
Apoc: yes, it would be handy.
Aliveandwell: 1. would take me months, 2. I have no anime, 3. No, Hex would kill me. 4. tried it, hate it.
UR: am.
Azazel:
Hex: Will do.
Seneca: thanks
Troll: have.
Hobbes: working on it.
nye: no, she likes me.
Diss: I don't doubt it.
DrS: er... no.

	23-12-2002 02:26									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I take that remark back. You won't get helpful advice at all.

I just had to check...

Thanks guys, you've been wonderful.

	23-12-2002 02:36									#34
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Why? You're funny as hell.

	23-12-2002 02:53									#35
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Don't change, demand that the world change to suit you.

	23-12-2002 03:03									#36
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Found it

In retrospect, jokes relying on people having first read a DarkCloud thread (100 posts thereof) aren't destined to be great successes.

	23-12-2002 06:01									#37
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I'm not the person to make this kind of suggestions, but here's some:

1) Dont spit when you talk.
(Dont know where that came from )
2) Don't talk about your personality's faults
You need self-esteem and confidence and all that stuff
3) If this is about you having a problem with women, then keep eye contact.

quote: Originally posted by SKILORD Don't change, demand that the world change to suit you.

That's the best suggestion I've seen in a long time

	23-12-2002 06:43									#38
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Is there anyone here you would like to be more like? Or is there an idea you have that you would follow to be something beyond what you know?

	23-12-2002 06:46									#39
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1. Reasonable people change themselves to suit the world they are in.

2. Unreasonable people demand that the world change to suit them.

3. All progress is made by unreasonable people...

	23-12-2002 12:10									#40
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try to take an interest in people.

no matter how lame they seem to be

	23-12-2002 12:34									#41
	Inflate your Upload Space

Have you tried screaming random obscenities in public? Or collecting spoons?

	23-12-2002 16:57									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Found it In retrospect, jokes relying on people having first read a DarkCloud thread (100 posts thereof) aren't destined to be great successes.

And the award for the most obtuse joke of the year goes to...

	23-12-2002 17:05									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Troll Urban Ranger, One thing for sure, It isnt up to you to tell me when and where and to whom i offer tidings of peace and hope, but to be exact this is sure: This offer is open even unto you!

Offering tidings of peace and hope is great, but you weren't. You merely asked Wombat to go and believe in the Judeo-Christian god, which isn't the same thing as offering tidings of peace and hope.

	23-12-2002 18:18									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns And the award for the most obtuse joke of the year goes to...

I WIN!!

	23-12-2002 18:40									#45
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Speak to Fez - you'll realise your personality isn't so bad after all