04-01-2003 08:29									#31
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I'd say that "Nursing Home Butt Wiper" does the trick then. The old person role suggests that the job is pretty pointless as they'll just poo themselves again shortly anyway. Wiping butts is pretty disgusting and menial. Plus it being an american job obviously ( butt ), then the thought of being in old person country, i.e. Florida, is the final nail in the coffin.

The only thing that could beat it is.... hmm... not sure anything could be worse...

	04-01-2003 08:52									#32
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Or you could try Pub Piano Player, when the appreciation of Traditional Jazz by the tattooed clientele is underdeveloped, to say the least...

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	04-01-2003 09:25									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Datajack Franit What about the guys that stroke racing horses in order to get their sperm?

Vets at Zoos have to do this on elephants too! I saw a feature on artificial insemination of elephants on an Animal Planet program. I wonder if they have to artificially inseminate rhinos and hippos too? God, I wonder if they have to do it to bears and the big kitty kats as well? Come to think about it, what about the small animals? I mean, you could probably use a finger on wolves and badgers, but what about rabbits, rats and mice? Even the insertion of your pinky finger could leave the little guys scarred physically and mentally for life!

You know, at some of the really big metropolitan zoos I bet they use this service so much that they have to have specialists. Someone should put on a TV series about the vets who do this. They could call it: "All Creatures Great and Small.............Even Bees". That would certainly be a new twist on an old franchise.

	04-01-2003 09:37									#34
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hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???

I doubt there much satisfaction in being a gravedigger either...
(well, unless it's your mother in law )

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	04-01-2003 09:49									#35
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	04-01-2003 10:25									#36
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quote: Originally posted by alva hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???

They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.

Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."

	04-01-2003 10:29									#37
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	04-01-2003 10:33									#38
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quote: They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.

would you like to elaborate on this?

	04-01-2003 10:49									#39
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Tempting, but I am rather fond of being able to have a custom avatar...

	04-01-2003 11:54									#40
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots. Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."

I first heard of fluffers a few years ago when I read about a porn actress who was trying to break the world record for the most number of guy "serviced" consectutively. Apparently the fluffers would get the guys so they we just about ready then this porn star would finish them off.

Even with only these abreviated encounters after 100 guys the chick was so roughed up she needed pain killers and an ice pack to continue.

	04-01-2003 12:02									#42
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jasmine saint claire

	04-01-2003 12:15									#43
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Was that her name? I remember hearing about it but I couldn't remember her name for the life of me. She has to be so screwed in the head.

	04-01-2003 12:26									#44
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yeah...theres actually been a few women

annabel chong was the first
jasmine st claire the second
houston the 3rd
and now some brit bird...

	04-01-2003 12:38									#45
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From what I understand they ran out of volunteers and they had to go out into the street to try to round up more men. I could just see how that conversation went.

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Once again, we really need that vomit smilie...

	04-01-2003 12:42									#47
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Can you imagine how disgusting it must have been for man #100? Ick. Even with condoms ICK!

	04-01-2003 12:54									#48
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BTW, and I don't know for sure if this happened on this occasion,but,

Apparantly there was an older man waiting in line for his turn, as you do , after awhile it was his time time to perform which he did without any problem, though rather quick .
Anyway, after he had done his business, he went right back to the waiting line to have another go...

	04-01-2003 13:11									#49
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many of the men did that...which has led to some contreversey....

	04-01-2003 13:14									#50
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I'd say repeats should only be counted once. Sure, it's a seporate time but it's not a new person. The record is for the most men serviced consecutaively; it should be different men.

	04-01-2003 13:19									#51
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exactly...

	04-01-2003 13:33									#52
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So do porn stars start out as fluffers and work their way up or do the old ones become fluffers after they're past their prime?

	04-01-2003 13:42									#53
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pretty much any job in a sperm bank

or a porn store for that matter.

Or working a sex toy store that allows returns on their items.

	04-01-2003 13:42									#54
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Many do this to pay for college, as many protitutes do/are...

	04-01-2003 13:49									#55
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you guys need to watch you posts. MTG edited my post and it isn't half as bad as some of yours. I won't report you though. I'm not a squeler. But if I find the person who reported me... . JK

	04-01-2003 13:50									#56
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crack whore is easily the worst job around

	04-01-2003 13:51									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident or a porn store for that matter. Or working a sex toy store that allows returns on their items.

Speaking of porn store clerks. What ever happened to that story about the porn star clerk who wrote journal entries about her costumers? I'm sure somebody around here has the URL.

	04-01-2003 13:54									#58
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http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...orn+Store+Clerk

	04-01-2003 14:08									#59
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Thanks, I had forgotten about Boshko's thread. Where has that fellow wandered off to? I haven't seen him around for ages.

	04-01-2003 14:30									#60
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Oh, NO! The porn clerks story has ended. After nearly a year of new stories she quit her job at the porn rental place because she couldn't get along with the new owner.

That sucks I really like her stories.