06-01-2003 04:56									#61
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And that reason...

	06-01-2003 04:56									#62
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An evil villain after a pic like that? Hehehe, you just gave yourself away

	06-01-2003 04:58									#63
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Even evil villains have kids you know...

	06-01-2003 05:06									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I did see him a while back over at counterglow. He started a "I hate communists" thread and then left.

I'd say that there's at most a 5% chance that that's really Gianfez.

	06-01-2003 05:14									#65
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It was a good imatation though.

	06-01-2003 11:02									#66
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Hi,
Yeah I eat my mate not my offspring.

Have a nice day!

	06-01-2003 11:28									#67
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In that case, Striker, it's what's for dinner.

	06-01-2003 12:44									#68
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Apolyton is just a bunch of people talking endlessly. There isn't much of a plot there. And what would this be? comedy? drama? science fiction?

How bout Sid Meier as the bad guy? A war between Firaxis and Apolyton...

	06-01-2003 18:26									#69
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I beg to differ. With some careful editing thereīs stuff for a movie on Poly. "Based on a true story"- kind of thingy...

-A bunch of people set out to find the mystical "Area 25" They find it, spam it to bits and later gets ratted out by a fellow poster. Action, drama, gratuitous nudity and betrayal! Classic stuff

-All that messy relationship stuff between certain posters (who need not be named) would make a excellent "Fatal Attraction"-style drama/thriller.

-That story thread that Siro, Ming and others made a while back (I tried to find it but I didnīt ) That was truly hilarious stuff

-Laz/Bugs/Ronīs often hilarious stories of home improvement, going to IKEA, etc.

The list just goes on and on...

	06-01-2003 18:57									#70
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It would be about a war between the left and right wingers

	06-01-2003 20:40									#71
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon It would be about a war between the left and right wingers

We'd have all of the guns though.

	07-01-2003 06:22									#72
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You would have all the guns Dino and that could be an extention of your small..uuuuummmm nevermind!!!!

	07-01-2003 07:00									#73
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I want Lazarus and the Gimp to be played by Jeffrey Combs.

	07-01-2003 08:08									#74
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Provost is the anti-hero and you watch as goes from average-joe down on his luck, to a spy, as he uncovers a Finnish plan to take over the world, and MI6 hires him good. Then there is the 'training' montage. Then he goes to kick some Finnish ass, but ends up having to kick some Yankee right-winger ass, because they believe he is in league with a commie smuggler (of men!) codenamed Jon the Red. Things get straightened out with the Yanks, and they go off together to take the Finnish command center, on a boat in the Arctic Sea, but as they almost corner the leader (Stefu), he escapes into a mini-sub and heads across the Arctic Circle to northern Canada. Stefu and his various henchmen get onto their private jet (who knows how they got it, but they did) and plan to fly to Mexico and safety, but get shot down over Alberta but a crazy oil tycoon hermit(The Artist formerly known as Glonk). Stefu is held prisoner, but escapes and confronts The Artist formerly known as Glonk. They fight. Stefu kills The Artist formerly known as Glonk and takes control of AsherCo. Then the calvary come in, with Provost sneeking in, ala James Bond, and having some elaborate battle sequence involving a real life version of Civ2. Provost wins. Yay!

Side notes:

-the 'Q' character is played by MtG
-'M' is Ming, of course.
-Provost seduces the women of Apolyton, but BW is evil and has Finnish sympathies.
-Boris is Jon the Red's kitty.
-Markos is Stefu's mysterious boss, but we never see is face.... oooh... sequel? Are the Greeks really behind all of this?!! Aaaah!!

	07-01-2003 08:12									#75
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Apolyton-the Movie's most famous line: "I love the smell of SPAM in the morning"

(Those of you who saw Apocolipse Now will understand this joke)

	07-01-2003 08:30									#76
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I haven't seen it, yet I understand because of the way my mind is saturated with pop-culture and the like.

	07-01-2003 10:28									#77
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Red_jon is my *****, and you make me his kitty? As if.

And I was told by someone this weekend that I reminded her of Matt Damon. Ergo he will be playing me, without question.

	07-01-2003 11:02									#78
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What red head can we get to play me. Point to Kamrat .....yes we have had quite a bit of drama around here over the years

	07-01-2003 12:30									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 You would have all the guns Dino and that could be an extention of your small..uuuuummmm nevermind!!!!

You know you love me. Just admit it and we can work past how conflicted you feel right now.

	07-01-2003 16:31									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Hobbes Provost is the anti-hero and you watch as goes from average-joe down on his luck, to a spy, as he uncovers a Finnish plan to take over the world, and MI6 hires him good. Then there is the 'training' montage. Then he goes to kick some Finnish ass, but ends up having to kick some Yankee right-winger ass, because they believe he is in league with a commie smuggler (of men!) codenamed Jon the Red. Things get straightened out with the Yanks, and they go off together to take the Finnish command center, on a boat in the Arctic Sea, but as they almost corner the leader (Stefu), he escapes into a mini-sub and heads across the Arctic Circle to northern Canada. Stefu and his various henchmen get onto their private jet (who knows how they got it, but they did) and plan to fly to Mexico and safety, but get shot down over Alberta but a crazy oil tycoon hermit(The Artist formerly known as Glonk). Stefu is held prisoner, but escapes and confronts The Artist formerly known as Glonk. They fight. Stefu kills The Artist formerly known as Glonk and takes control of AsherCo. Then the calvary come in, with Provost sneeking in, ala James Bond, and having some elaborate battle sequence involving a real life version of Civ2. Provost wins. Yay! Side notes: -the 'Q' character is played by MtG -'M' is Ming, of course. -Provost seduces the women of Apolyton, but BW is evil and has Finnish sympathies. -Boris is Jon the Red's kitty. -Markos is Stefu's mysterious boss, but we never see is face.... oooh... sequel? Are the Greeks really behind all of this?!! Aaaah!!

Only if you play the 'Unnamed person who is constantly stripping in the background' character Hobbes

Boris is mah beeyatch and he knows it.

	07-01-2003 19:15									#81
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Love?? I don't understand that word?? What is that?

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