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reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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did he win it on The Weakest Link? Because we get the American version over here in the UK and i've got a 5 year old Jack Russell Terrier that could win that, if immigration would let him in!! ;O)

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He's pretty much screwed tax-wise. They will take the taxes out of his winnings before he get's the check. In other words, the money will be in the government's pockets, and he will have to try to get it back in form of a refund in 2004 (assuming he recieved the check in 2003).

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Feb 2002
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I don't want to say which one, due to privacy concerns.



Privacy concerns?



HE WON IT ON A TELEVISION SHOW!!!!!!

I think it would be cool to be able to say " I know a guy who knows that guy."

ACK!

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Got spare money?

Money! If I were you I'd make my move...

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Money! If I were you I'd make my move...


for $1m i'd turn! or at least fake it

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It's Zach, isn't it? Has he broken off relations with that twit Flo yet?

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Apr 2001
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Survivor's finale is live anyway...

Pekka is offline Pekka
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That's NOTHING! I just had way cooler experience!
I promised to pick up my friends gf from bar, and surprise surprise, there were actually 5 chicks! I drive small car, so two had to come to front, and everytime I had to change gear, I had to force my hand to the stick, because her butt was on the way . Now that's what I consider COOL! 'Sorry, I have to change gear and your butt is in a way' 'that's ok!'.. OK! And boy did I change gears..
And everyone of them was drunk too. It was way too erotic for me, so I had to cool myself down and not screw the situation, but eventually I didn't get any action, so it didn't work out. But it was still exciting and fun!
I've never had 5 chicks closed up, almost squeezed to me, drunk, laughing, not getting angry to my dirty jokes, and letting me grabbing butt!

Sorry, back to the topic, I just had to share this one .

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everytime I had to change gear, I had to force my hand to the stick, because her butt was on the way . Now that's what I consider COOL! 'Sorry, I have to change gear and your butt is in a way' 'that's ok!'.. OK! And boy did I change gears..


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Not as interesting as saunas and sausages, Pekka

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I'm sorry, my grammar gets pretty bad when I'm excited .

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quote:
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That's NOTHING! I just had way cooler experience!
I promised to pick up my friends gf from bar, and surprise surprise, there were actually 5 chicks! I drive small car, so two had to come to front, and everytime I had to change gear, I had to force my hand to the stick, because her butt was on the way . Now that's what I consider COOL! 'Sorry, I have to change gear and your butt is in a way' 'that's ok!'.. OK! And boy did I change gears..
And everyone of them was drunk too. It was way too erotic for me, so I had to cool myself down and not screw the situation, but eventually I didn't get any action, so it didn't work out. But it was still exciting and fun!
I've never had 5 chicks closed up, almost squeezed to me, drunk, laughing, not getting angry to my dirty jokes, and letting me grabbing butt!

Sorry, back to the topic, I just had to share this one .


so what you're saying is that you got used for a ride home by 5 girls who now think you're a sad, sweaty pervert who has nothing else to do on a friday night?

Jesus Christ, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life!

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Hey, I don't care what they think! Anyway I promised way earlier to one of them that I'd pick her up, cause you know.. she's my friend, so that's got to count for something. I don't care if they think I'm sad sweaty pervert, I'll do that over and over again if I get to touch some booty!

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I'm sorry, my grammar gets pretty bad when I'm excited .


no, it was very funilly written (=it was funny)

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ok reds, what would you have done?

bang them all 5 in the car like a real man?



or try to steer the car all the way/road in gear 1?

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reds4ever, what would you have done? 'NO, this cars maximum load is 4 persons, so 2 of you must walk home, I DON'T care how pretty and drunk you all are. Actually, you can all walk home, because I'm not sad lonely pervert, you're just using me!'.. I mean come on, you can use and abuse me, that's cool.

And tonight I can go to sleep and fantasize of them, with a different ending, like them demanding me in like amazon women who you just can't beat because they're so strong and sexy, and then they would all use me. 'We're lesbians, but tonight we need one man and it's you, wether you like it or not'. Yeah...... *drool*. Ok, that might be little sad .

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ok that is a little bit sad maybe

you can say to your friend which one you liked most and get her phone though



then you could call her and see if she'd fancy abuse you a little bit or not

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yeah, that's my plan! And it's not a problem either, because I can ask her, and if I get rejected, well it's not to my face.. so it's easier. Besides I know where they all live now . So if they refuse me, I can always stalk them.

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ok reds, what would you have done?

bang them all 5 in the car like a real man?



or try to steer the car all the way/road in gear 1?


neither, this isn't multiple choice but allowing for your constraints, i'll go for the first option.

meanwhile, back in the real world, i'd have given them all a lift home and not masturbated about it afterwards!

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neither, this isn't multiple choice but allowing for your constraints, i'll go for the first option.


well the whole simulation starts with you in the car with the 5 chicks not before.

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I didn't say I was going to masturbate! Some things are better left unsaid . Hugh Hefner is an old man, who needs to use Viagra. Those chicks wouldn't put out for him if he wasn't who he is. Would you call him sad pervert? I know I wouldn't!
Now, I was like Hefner too, I had a warm car, like Hugh has his Playboy.

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Sorry Boris, I won't continue this one..

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definatly option 'A' then, unless later on more lesbians need to squeeze in on the way home, the number that i could bang is negoitable? ;o)

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SCRAM!

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SO what show Boris???

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I didn't say I was going to masturbate!


..and i didn't say night follows day...but it's gonna happen

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SO what show Boris???


..either tell us the show or this thread turns into a finnish lesbian ****fest!

..it's up to you

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Not just lesbians...but Finnish lesbians... Oh, the terror!

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Now I got interested too.. what was the show? Come on tell us..

 
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