25-03-2003 01:11									#331
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worry not, I get the impression this isn't at all uncommon

	25-03-2003 01:17									#332
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword hello every one at this forum....i want to say i want tell you we are sorry for this outburst of our dear friend DBTS....we are having a party and well we all drunk....execpt me because i have to drive....right now we see DBTS falling from a chair.....

Bartender, what had you added to my beer?! I have just seen DBTS falling off the chair!

	25-03-2003 01:20									#333
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Well, of the two bartenders, one is banned and the other is Finnish... that should give you an idea how much you should trust the drinks here

	25-03-2003 01:25									#334
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MWIA, from your avatar and location change I gather that you've achieved victory in the C3DG (obviously I can't go over to that part of the forum to check, that would be against principle)...

Congratulations!

	25-03-2003 14:57									#335
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac And WoA, how do you mean if the price is negotiable? Would you want Talisker Whisky instead? (+1)

I'll be wanting the whiskey (with an "e" - its not that vile American whisky) Its pretty expensive if I have to buy my own. (Always wait for someone else to get drunk enough to buy a round of drinks )

Cheers all. Prost!

-Jam

	25-03-2003 19:19									#336
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quote: Originally posted by Cedayon Well, of the two bartenders, one is banned and the other is Finnish... that should give you an idea how much you should trust the drinks here

MANIAC IS BANNED?!

	25-03-2003 19:29									#337
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* DeathByTheSword loots the bar

	25-03-2003 19:49									#338
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Is this true? Maniac is banned? We need information, dammit!

-Jam

	25-03-2003 20:12									#339
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Maybe Cedayon thought TKG is a bartender

	25-03-2003 20:52									#340
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* Lemmy intercepts DBTS with the loot and robs him

	25-03-2003 21:58									#341
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*smacks forehead* TKG isn't the other bartender?

Sorry about that

	25-03-2003 21:58									#342
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* DeathByTheSword sends secret special forces bunny brigade after lemmy to take back the loot

	25-03-2003 22:53									#343
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Calm down people, calm down. The rumours of my banning have been greatly exaggerated. () Kassiopeia and I are indeed the bartenders, though I have to admit I'm hardly serving drinks anymore when people ask for it. The good side of that is that I set up a student exchange program with Gaia (before the war started). Those students, mostly female and Japanese, perform my job and are serving everybody to earn a few millicredits.

	25-03-2003 23:27									#344
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quote: Those students, mostly female and Japanese, perform my job and are serving everybody to earn a few millicredits.

Do they..err provide ahm, special ..*wink* *wink* services?

	26-03-2003 00:09									#345
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Well as said they serve everybody no matter what they ask, so you can always try. Don't blame me though if one of them kicks you somewhere vulnerable.

	26-03-2003 02:36									#346
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keep those japanse schoolgirl away from the restroom...some are still there.....

	26-03-2003 07:18									#347
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we're still having a problem? I'd thought that was taken care of...

* FlameFlash tackles Lemmy for the loot, then proceeds to be beaten by the special forces of DBTS' since improper description of Lemmy was sent and was caught with said loot.

What happened?

	26-03-2003 13:18									#348
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Hmm, who left all this loot lying around. Someone with light fingers might come along and ...

*WoA is seen running out the door*

-Jam

	26-03-2003 14:15									#349
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*GT sends a request to MWIA to declare martial law until the situation has been resolved*

	26-03-2003 14:31									#350
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Owing to a typo by GT's secretary (a secret CCCP member) marital law is passed instead. Quick - do whatever your wife says !

-Jam

	26-03-2003 14:56									#351
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*GT sacks his secretary and begins purging his office staff*

	26-03-2003 15:11									#352
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GT, a very attractive young lady has just come into my office complaining that she was unfairly dismissed and asking if the CCCP could do anything to help her. (She's very pretty really, I can't believe you let her go) I suggest you take her back into your employment, as she is a member of the increasingly powerful Poll-Posting And General Secretarial Union (PPAGSU). With so many of our faction's burocrats part of this union, it would not be wise to antagonise them. (and she is stunning)

-Jam

	26-03-2003 15:21									#353
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Given that she made such a basic error in a very important message and somehow managed to miss it even though she was supposed to check it three times over, I don't think she has any grounds for complaint. And if PPAGSU wants to go on strike, so much the better; we'll pull a Murdoch and have them all sacked and replaced with sentient AIs

And finally - I don't care how she looks If you find her so attractive, keep her yourself.

	26-03-2003 15:42									#354
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GT, the CCCP has no formal connections with the various workers' unions, but I have to inform you that the PPAGSU has reached an agreement with the RTCWU (Recycling Tank Cleaner and Operators' Union) and the FCKU (Federated Union of Children's Kindergartens). This could get messy.

BTW, your secretary is now typing this post for me. She can do it with her tounge, at 100 words per minute. Smooth.

-Jam

	26-03-2003 16:04									#355
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art BTW, your secretary is now typing this post for me. She can do it with her tounge, at 100 words per minute. Smooth.

Just as STEP is trying to hire a new secretary, how coincidental

What does she *ahem* charge?

	26-03-2003 16:04									#356
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She can come back into my employ if she agrees to waive any claims to unfair dismissal should such things recur. Otherwise, no dice. Strike away, we'll be laughing all the way to the bank when we sack you.

	26-03-2003 16:28									#357
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus Strike away, we'll be laughing all the way to the bank when we sack you.

For once we agree. Although if she can do that with her tongue, STEP won't be firing her...

	26-03-2003 17:00									#358
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The young lady in question seems reluctant to leave my employ. What a shame. But I already have 3 secretaries, and none of them would misspell "martial", so I'm sending her over to STEP.

[voice=evil]Drogue obviously hasn't realised why the girl was sacked from her job with GT...[/voice]

GT, did you find the other "moles" yet?

-Jam

	26-03-2003 17:07									#359
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Yes, indeed. It's astounding how thouroughly you managed to infiltrate my staff. I'm going to be doing some very thorough background checks before I emplyo anyone else for ym staff, and I'll also make sure that they have no access to classified files. Thank god I didn't bring my secretary along to internal party meetings...

	26-03-2003 17:12									#360
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Don't worry - as a CCCP secret agent she gets plenty of "internal parties"
-Jam