07-02-2003 15:34									#31
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i thought i was a thread killer for a while, but now i realize i just derail threads into non sequitar debates.

	07-02-2003 15:34									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Since when was low grade UR spam intellectual?

It's low grade spam to me, intellectual stuff to you.

	07-02-2003 16:10									#33
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A more important question than who kills threads is how? So what is the most sure-fire way to kill a thread?

(Apart from the UR spam method - I'm looking for something creative here!)

	07-02-2003 16:13									#34
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Start talking about having sex with hedgehogs might do it

	07-02-2003 16:36									#35
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Is their a way to see who posted the last post on a thread? It would make figuring this sort of thing much quicker.

I've done about 13 pages of inactive OT threads, and here is what I've found so far. Frankly, no surprises, except for AH at 1 thread killed. Top thread killer is Ming, with 20 threads squashed. Dissident is the best of the non-mod threadkillers so far.

Ming 20
Dissident 11
GP 10
Azazel 9
Urban Ranger 9
rah 8
Asher 8
Ted Striker 7
Sava 6
paiktis22 6

	07-02-2003 22:11									#36
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Actually doing this is REALLY sad.

	07-02-2003 22:16									#37
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It's his rite of baptism as a newbie. Do something none of us feel like doing.

	07-02-2003 23:04									#38
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Or see any sense in doing...

	07-02-2003 23:10									#39
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Come on, it's Fez, hands-down. His inactivity isn't yet meaningful, as he disappeared for a while before and came back full-force. His ability to destroy any thread he touched was almost awe-inspiring. Not even AH can say every thread he posts in he kills.

	07-02-2003 23:13									#40
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger MrFun comes to mind as a premier threadkiller. Edit: And before I get in trouble for personal attacks, let me point out that I mean this in the best possible sense. I don't know what that may be, but whatever it is, that's what I mean.

So glad I'm appreciated on here for at least one thing, if not for my sense of humor.

Oh wait -- according to Apolyton consensus, I have no sense of humor. DOH!

	07-02-2003 23:18									#41
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Kill threads, I eradicate them.

	07-02-2003 23:32									#42
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No you don't, Thorn. You make them more huggable!

	08-02-2003 00:00									#43
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Its not threadkilling, its just refusing to not have the last word.

	08-02-2003 00:06									#44
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Last post has nothing to do with being the threadkiller.

The last person to see the corpse is hardly ever the murderer. It's like saying the last guy to leave the wake is the killer.

From my experience I have to agree with Boris: no individual was better at ending discussion on the topic than Fez.

Any theories on our recent Fezlessness?

	08-02-2003 00:14									#45
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Any theories on our recent Fezlessness?

He posted a thread saying (yet again) that he was running away in tears and would never come back. He did this before when he was Giancarlo, though. I'd say give him a couple more months and he will be back.

	08-02-2003 00:20									#46
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And I had just thought he was on a very extended Mingcapulco trip.

Maybe he secretly lurks the halls

	08-02-2003 00:23									#47
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Die thread!

	08-02-2003 00:24									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Sava I'm not sure I kill threads, but I certainly do something to make them not as good as they would normally be without my involvement

I like that. You're nothing if not honest.

	08-02-2003 00:29									#49
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Fez is your logical choice.

	08-02-2003 00:30									#50
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I said, "Die thread!"

	08-02-2003 00:36									#51
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc I said, "Die thread!"

Such impotence.

	08-02-2003 00:41									#52
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Curse you Boris!

	08-02-2003 00:43									#53
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Dino:

You didn't say PLEASE.

	08-02-2003 00:44									#54
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please, die thread!!!

	08-02-2003 00:52									#55
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Not enough feeling Alexnm:

Something like



DIE THREAD!!!







Pretty please



perhaps.

	08-02-2003 01:00									#56
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Its hard to imagine how this thread continues on, while my small humorous attempt at Finn-Baiting has been banished.

	08-02-2003 01:29									#57
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We love the Finns!

	08-02-2003 01:38									#58
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Finns are actually aliens from Mars.

	08-02-2003 01:41									#59
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Fez won't be coming back, while I'm here... he is mad at me currently.

	08-02-2003 01:44									#60
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Is there anyone that Fez is not angry at?