26-02-2003 02:22									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I distinctly recall a thread, a while ago, in which you eloquently espoused that you would a let a guy "slob on my knob" if certain conditions were right...

True, but the question is "what turns you on"? If I were hammered and some dude wanted to suck it, I can't say for sure what I'd do. Probably puke on him. But if he were good, well, sh1t... I'd just close my eyes.

I probably have a sliver of gayness in me in that regard, but dudes just don't do it for me.

	26-02-2003 02:23									#32
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Man, to be so desperate as to let a 0 blow you...

	26-02-2003 02:24									#33
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I'm a slut for sense experience. Although I must admit that I would have to be going through a pretty long dry spell before I'd let a 0 do anything to me.

	26-02-2003 02:26									#34
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Sounds like the time is right for a little Widdecome action, Sava. I mean, you're entering what - the 22nd year of a 22 year dry spell?



OK, I'll shut up now.

Btw, Sava, I must compliment you on how much better you are at taking some ribbing than you were a few months ago.

	26-02-2003 02:34									#35
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Shouldn't that be "With oiled palms"?

MY GOD NO! I use a water-based lubricant

	26-02-2003 02:34									#36
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ribbed...hehehe....

	26-02-2003 02:37									#37
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Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size

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	26-02-2003 02:38									#38
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Dude, that's so not cool, posting a pic of Bodd's ex like that.

	26-02-2003 02:56									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size

I want to see the real picture

Jon Miller

	26-02-2003 03:00									#41
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Isn't it an 'ape-ised' Pamela Anderson?

	26-02-2003 03:44									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Even Ann Widdecombe?

Tsk, tsk. You're not showing her in all her lubricious glory. Where are the backless rubber nun's outfit, the strap on and the whip?

(noises of chundering off)

	26-02-2003 05:12									#43
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First, I must say 100% female turns me on.

And second....shouldn't Bananas go with Dirty Misc?

BTW, this whole thread is just , not to mention

	26-02-2003 05:19									#44
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Hmm nobody yet used the c word, which is pretty impressive- of course Datajack had nothing better to do

	26-02-2003 05:30									#45
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Had to stop to make sure I voted correctly.

Why didn't you set the vote as percentages?

10,20,30, etc. to 100% for both male and female?

100 female.

	26-02-2003 05:36									#46
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Shouldn't that be "With oiled palms"?

Not at all. Most boys up north don't need oils anyway John.

And just 'cause I don't want a relationship doesn't mean I don't get laid.

	26-02-2003 05:42									#47
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30% female, 70% male. I've never acted on the female part though, mostly because I haven't met a lot of females who were smart enough for me to be attracted to them. Once, almost. Geographical differences.

	26-02-2003 05:49									#48
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quote: Originally posted by tandeetaylor 30% female, 70% male. I've never acted on the female part though, mostly because I haven't met a lot of females who were smart enough for me to be attracted to them. Once, almost. Geographical differences.

If being smart was neccesary for me to make love to a woman, I'd still be a virgin.

ACK!

	26-02-2003 05:53									#49
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You can take that either way you want.

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	26-02-2003 06:29									#50
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Well, you know, people have different standards and different reasons for sexual attraction.

You can take that either way you want.

	26-02-2003 06:43									#51
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I meant that, either way you took, it would be applicable.

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	26-02-2003 07:06									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Not at all. Most boys up north don't need oils anyway John. And just 'cause I don't want a relationship doesn't mean I don't get laid.

Hookers don't count.

You know, I meant to type "soiled" and forgot the 's'. Turned out better anyway.

	26-02-2003 07:23									#53
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100% Female.

	26-02-2003 07:57									#54
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Hookers don't count.

Hookers are the ones that you have to pay for, right? Wouldn't know anything about that, John.

	26-02-2003 08:22									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski I meant that, either way you took, it would be applicable.

Really?
I don't know what I meant. It made sense somewhere for a few brief seconds.