04-04-2003 18:04									#31
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After carefully analyzing the situation I have come to the conclusion that based upon their instigation factor, Jerry IS the one deserving to be bashed the most!

Right after him are Tweety and Bugs. Roadrunner is not that evil, my analysis says.....

	04-04-2003 18:24									#32
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Tweety is by far the worse. Jerry is a bit annoying but he isn't an evil little ****

	04-04-2003 21:21									#33
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Bugs does not inititate things all the time. After all, Elmer is trying to kill him, and Yosamety trying to rob him ussually. Besides, Bugs does not do half the things to Sam and Elmer that that evil mouse, or even more evil canary bastard do.

	04-04-2003 21:43									#34
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I have never met anyone who didn't prefer Tom over Jerry any day and wanted to see the mouse get tromped. I was kinda amazed the cartoon creators didn't realize that most people sympathized with the cat.

	05-04-2003 08:09									#35
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You guys talk about Jerry, the Roadrunner and Tweety Bird, but what about Speedy Gonzalez and Pepe la Pew?

They are really irritating. Speedy's only saving grace is his cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez.

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	05-04-2003 08:23									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski You guys talk about Jerry, the Roadrunner and Tweety Bird, but what about Speedy Gonzalez and Pepe la Pew? They are really irritating. Speedy's only saving grace is his cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez. ACK!

What about the interaction between Wile E. Coyote and that big sheepdog that always pounds the crap out of him after Wile's failed attempts to nab a sheep? At the end of the day, they both punch out on timeclocks and say goodnight to each other, in a sort of weary, careworn way.

I always felt that was poignant. Plus, Wile speaks!!

Fallen!

	05-04-2003 08:25									#37
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I don't really care too much about cartoon characters, but while we're on the subject, that misbegotten Snuggles bear deserves to be gang-raped by porcupines. I hate his ****ing springtime freshness guts. I loved that Battle Tanks commercial that showed him getting run over. If I'd owned an N64 I probably would have bought the game, just because of that commercial. Might never have even played the game; I'd just leave it sitting in a little shrine near the TV. That fluffy white chancre ought to be harpooned!


I just needed to say that.

	05-04-2003 08:28									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Elok I don't really care too much about cartoon characters, but while we're on the subject, that misbegotten Snuggles bear deserves to be gang-raped by porcupines. I hate his ****ing springtime freshness guts. I loved that Battle Tanks commercial that showed him getting run over. If I'd owned an N64 I probably would have bought the game, just because of that commercial. Might never have even played the game; I'd just leave it sitting in a little shrine near the TV. That fluffy white chancre ought to be harpooned! I just needed to say that.

I think the porcupine in those commercials is far better.


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	05-04-2003 08:29									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Six Thousand Year Old Man What about the interaction between Wile E. Coyote and that big sheepdog that always pounds the crap out of him after Wile's failed attempts to nab a sheep? At the end of the day, they both punch out on timeclocks and say goodnight to each other, in a sort of weary, careworn way. I always felt that was poignant. Plus, Wile speaks!!

Those are some of the best Wile E. 'toons, but they are also the only ones that he speaks in AFAIK.


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	06-04-2003 05:41									#40
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He speaks in some Wile E. vs. Bugs Bunny cartoons. "I am a certified genius." "Hello, my name is Mud." Unfortunately, those cartoons are also Bugs at his worst.

	06-04-2003 05:48									#41
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Azazel:


1) I think bugs bunny is the greatest fiend ever.
But... if you like to see him beaten, check out old contests with him and the turtoise. also- there's a chapter when he and sam are running for mayor and a horse wins.

2) i cheered for the coyote

3) did you also cheer for the wolf in Nu Pagadi? (soviet classic animated feature)

	06-04-2003 17:54									#42
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No one wants to kill Micky mouse here? Or even Donald Ducks nephews??

	07-04-2003 04:43									#43
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donald duck's nephes are annoying.

mickey mouse is a great guy. what's your deal with him?

	07-04-2003 04:56									#44
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quote: Originally posted by alva No one wants to kill Micky mouse here? Or even Donald Ducks nephews??

no one watchs those as much as bugs and daffy and the like

Jon Miller
at least not the funny cartoons, duck tales was sometihng different

	07-04-2003 12:54									#45
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I ****ing hare The mouse(mickey) he is symptomatic with all that is wrong with Disney.

DIE Mickey DIE

	07-04-2003 13:07									#46
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Mickey Mouse is Dead
Subhumans

Mickey Mouse is dead
Got kicked in the head
Cos people got too serious
They planned out what they said
They couldn't take the fantasy
They tried to accept reality
Analyzed the laughs
Cos pleasure comes in halves
The purity of comedy
They had to take it seriously
Changed the words around
Tried to make it look profound
The comedian is on stage
Pisstaking for a wage
The critics think he's great
But the laughter turns to hate
Mickey Mouse is on T.V.
And the kids stare at the screen
But the pictures are all black and white
And the words don't mean a thing
Cos Mummy's got no money
And Daddy is in jail
He couldn't afford the license
She couldn't afford the bail
The kids out in the road
Their minds have all gone cold
Cos Mickey Mouse is dead
They shot him through the head
With ignorance and scorn
They believed in something new
They read the papers watched the films
And they thought they new the truth
But reality deceives
Whatever you believe
There's always another idea
And theirs is based on fear
The fear of being sussed
For what you really are
The fear of being laughed at
When you go too far
They call it paranoia
You can laugh it away
Until you come to realize
That everyone's the same
People hide their problems
Under faces of contempt
They hide them 'til it kills them
And no one is exempt
Not even you
Look what you done to Mickey Mouse

	07-04-2003 16:36									#47
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quote: Bugs does not inititate things all the time. After all, Elmer is trying to kill him, and Yosamety trying to rob him ussually. Besides, Bugs does not do half the things to Sam and Elmer that that evil mouse, or even more evil canary bastard do.

It seems that you fail to understand that I hate bugs' guts. I WANT HIM TO BE DEAD. I DON'T SEE ELMER TRYING TO KILL HIM AS A BAD THING.

	07-04-2003 16:49									#48
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I should point out that even though Mickey should be tortured with red hot electrified pokers, that would be nothing compared to what Tweetie Pie would get.

( the old lady would have to go to)