03-04-2003 22:49									#31
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My desires range above the level of monetary.

	03-04-2003 22:51									#32
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 My desires range above the level of monetary.

must be a choice piece of ass then, how much to get with her?

	03-04-2003 22:51									#33
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Chris Elliot makes me laugh!

	03-04-2003 22:52									#34
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Like I said, after the completion of the act, your life would be rendered forfeit.

	03-04-2003 22:56									#35
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 Like I said, after the completion of the act, your life would be rendered forfeit.

what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy?

then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!

	03-04-2003 22:57									#36
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everything depends on the situation you're in...

Some people's price is $50 or even less

	03-04-2003 23:03									#37
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX what the hell are you going to buy with some dork's head? i mean, if they have billions of dollars and still can't get a girl as good as your wife, it's bound to be a fairly ugly head, no? maybe some twisted asian dude on the street will give you $5 for it, but hell, thats nothing to get arrested for.

	03-04-2003 23:09									#38
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I'd just punch him in the face, march off in morally-outraged indignation, and spent the rest of my life secretly fantasising about what I'd have done with the money.

	03-04-2003 23:11									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I'd just punch him in the face, march off in morally-outraged indignation, and spent the rest of my life secretly fantasising about what I'd have done with the money.

apparently punching people in the face for sexual advances is wrong

	03-04-2003 23:12									#40
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy? then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!

UberkruX, you really crack me up. You really hit my chords when it comes to sense of humor.

	03-04-2003 23:14									#41
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Laughing out Loud at work!

	03-04-2003 23:15									#42
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yea, as long as you're not the one being offended, i'm apretty funny guy

	03-04-2003 23:22									#43
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX apparently punching people in the face for sexual advances is wrong

This isn't a sexual advance. It's an attempt to prostitute my wife.

Now if he just tried chatting her up, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

	03-04-2003 23:26									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp This isn't a sexual advance. It's an attempt to prostitute my wife. Now if he just tried chatting her up, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

what if she said no, and he grabbed her hand and asked "are you sure?"

	03-04-2003 23:48									#45
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Depends on the context. If he appeared light-hearted and unthreatening I wouldn't object, though I might move over and start talking to her in order to give her an escape route if needed (and drop gentle hints).

If it appeared threatening, I'd lamp him.

	04-04-2003 01:38									#46
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Punch him square in the face and smile all my way to the... err.. door

	04-04-2003 07:35									#47
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy? then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!

I think you have a psychological problem. Why the hell do you insist on imposing your values on somebody else? If a person doesn't want any amount of $ for his SO to sell her body, who the hell are you to say he's wrong? Besides, how could you know you'll get the money? How can you tell he won't screw your wife, kill her, and then kill you too? Why do you think only in one direction?

	04-04-2003 08:16									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Spectator What is your price?!

Who are you, Ted DiBiase??

I think you mean, what is her price. My own would be considerably lower. Depending on the other party, it might be a freebie

	04-04-2003 08:25									#49
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$0. It happened before.

	04-04-2003 09:02									#50
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I wouldnt do it. It's morally wrong to say you love someone and then go and screw someone else who is offering you something as shallow as money.

	04-04-2003 09:37									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia I wouldnt do it. It's morally wrong to say you love someone and then go and screw someone else who is offering you something as shallow as money.

For the sake of argument, why? Sex<>love.

	04-04-2003 09:41									#52
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No amount would buy you my girlfriend.

On the other hand, 150-200k $ is my asking price to defile my virgin butt.

	04-04-2003 09:45									#53
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How do prospective buyers know that the, uh, merchandise in question IS virgin?

Again, for the sake of argument

	04-04-2003 09:46									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Besides, how could you know you'll get the money? How can you tell he won't screw your wife, kill her, and then kill you too?

if he could do that, why would he even bother asking?

	04-04-2003 09:47									#55
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The stench of rancid materialism is high here. :vomit:

	04-04-2003 09:48									#56
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About $6.50 on my side.

	04-04-2003 09:48									#57
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My girlfriend would have to agree to it, though.

Otherwise it ain't for sale.

	04-04-2003 10:01									#58
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I can't believe how many of you are willing to corrupt yourselves for a price(especially the Israelis ).

SINNERS!

May the Lord strike thee with fury and vengeance!

P.S. But I'll forget all about this if someone here gives me a couple bucks to buy a pack of Reds.

	04-04-2003 12:29									#59
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He's giving me the night off, and he's gonna pay me, too? Man, how sweet is that!

	04-04-2003 12:36									#60
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depends on my relationship with that girl.