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How to die? (Time out:0 days after 10-04-2003, 23:12)
...of old age.
...shot down while defending your family or freinds.
...KIA, after taking out many enemy soldiers.
...while performing a lethal stunt.
...taken by an illness, or The Plague.
...another way (post it below)
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Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
Prince

Jun 1999
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DEFINITELY like Butch and Sundance

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Settler
Pittsburgh, PA
Mar 2002
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I'll have to agree with George Carlin on this one. "When I die, I just wanna spontaneously burst into flames on the crosstown bus. Wouldn't that be great?"

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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If it transpires that my "other plan" to cheat death entirely doesn't succeed, and I'm left a crippled old man dying slowly of a wasting illness, then I intend to hire a contract killer to dispose of me in a suitably dramatic way.

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Oct 2002
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Boris,

The only way that guys death could have been better is if the show went on.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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I think it is generally considered bad form to continue on with the show when a cast member dies during it.*











*Only applies to principal characters. Chorus members and supernumeraries can be propped up until the end of the show.

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Settler

Jan 2003
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I sure want to die in my bed after a long life. And please, please nobody should try to revive me and 'massage' my dead heart with electric shock.

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
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A quick scan of the thread and no one has said dying of overexertion, most preferably through having sex with an fit 17 year old girl?

Worthingtons is offline Worthingtons
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Pride Park,Derby
Jan 2002
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Make it 16, since that's as legal as 17.

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
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BC :
Spectator did, somehow

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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McGregornobi!
Oct 2002
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BC:

How can they know what they've never had?

By that reasoning, I'll go with in my sleep sometime between the age of 70-80. Boring, yes, but at least not bloody.

Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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how would the fact that you died after (supposedly) amazing sex change the fact that you died from a heart attack, all the pain included?

If I had to die I would like to do something great while at it, like Bruce Willis in Armageddon. and yes, I know that movie was crap, I just liked the part where he's there alone, alot.

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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Actually, I want to die by strappin a bunch of dynamite around me and setting a timer to it so that I explode right before I hit the ground after jumping out of a plane... That would be a rush.

And yes, I will pretend like I am swimming on my way down.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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Seriously though I don't mind the way I go.. All is good if I know I did something with my life and I don't have big regrets of not doing something. Then, it's all good.

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Jan 1970
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how would the fact that you died after (supposedly) amazing sex change the fact that you died from a heart attack, all the pain included?


People like S&M don't they?

St Leo is offline St Leo
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I want to die from a comet impact to the head.

ThePlagueRat is offline ThePlagueRat
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May 2002
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I wanna die in a sword & buckler duel.

Lorizael is offline Lorizael

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The Cult Wins
Sep 2001
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Or, I want to be strapped with a miniature thermo-nuclear explosive triggered by a dead man's switch. This way, however I go, whoever got me will get it too.

Some people have put forth that I might die in a hospital while doctors are trying to save me. Obviously, if the doctors can't save me, they deserve what's coming to 'em!

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Feb 2000
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
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Screaming : " I swear to God man! I didn't know she was married! Hey! Carefull with the gu.."

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Aug 2001
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Ritual suicide.

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Aug 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by St Leo
I want to die from a comet impact to the head.


Actually, I want to make that my first choice.

orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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I don't.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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quote:
Originally posted by paiktis22
while sh!tting

a sweet death


Actually alot of people die while shitting.

Your blood pressure skyrockets to very high levels. Can cause vessels to burst.

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I want to die doing it.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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Or I could have our traditional kind of death: mid-summers day, drowning with zipper open and heavily intoxicated, from boat to lake.

(You crime solving fans can picture it already, rowing a boat while drunk, then standing up to pee.. and to the lake) that's the only way to do it!

Gatekeeper is offline Gatekeeper
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Feb 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Ubergeek
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


That's a good joke. Not sure where I've read it before, though.

I'd prefer to pass on in my sleep, personally. But since that's not likely to happen, I can live with being vaporized by a thermonuclear shock wave. No, wait, I take that back. I wanna die in my sleep.

Gatekeeper

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Oct 2002
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I'd travel to Pakistan or whathaveyou, sneak (or buy my self) into a nuclear test site, and watch the blast as it comes at me, and yell.

If I'm lucky, I'll get enough gamma-rays to turn me into a Hulk.

If not, what a way to go.

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Feb 2001
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Being trampled by a moose on a trip to Cananda.

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May 2002
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When I was a little kid, I wanted to bounce on the top of a Mushroom Cloud.
I thought nukes were funny, but a bit scary...

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"I plan to live forever - or die trying." - Vila, Blake's 7

 
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