11-04-2003 19:31									#33
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That last bit is brilliant... almost as good as rhyming Vox with Pox.

	11-04-2003 19:49									#34
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A War Chariot imbued with the power of lightning after striking at the so-called immortal!
Note the smoke still rising from Mo's burnt carcass.

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	11-04-2003 19:50									#35
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What's that? The immortal was defiling our holy grounds with his stench!
Vox, you will pay for this!

Okay, I admit it, I've been playing with Photoshop too much.

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	11-04-2003 20:01									#36
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That isn't smoke from his carcass, that is his Immortal spirit. His last words were "I'll be back!"

	11-04-2003 20:02									#37
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Pfff. Would you stop editing screenshots just to show the world that you have a chance.

Here, this is the real military situation around the obiously suicidal chariot.

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	11-04-2003 20:06									#38
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Is that a spaceship south of our War Chariot?

Ha ha! Your units are only veterans.

	11-04-2003 20:34									#39
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I think we all have too much time...

	11-04-2003 20:37									#40
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Better than staring at the fools' box.

I'll take Donegeal's in-text suggestion though, and go read a good book.

	11-04-2003 21:44									#41
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quote: Originally posted by BetaHound So storms may rage, and winds may swirl, But the real truth is - Grog fought like a girl.

If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.

	12-04-2003 05:39									#42
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quote: Originally posted by nbarclay If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.

Sounds like more FOX network quality programming.

"When GS Women Fight Dirty" Tonight after The Simpsons.

	12-04-2003 06:19									#43
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Says the man who turned Jessica Rabbit into a adult eugh moviestar

	12-04-2003 07:42									#44
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quote: Originally posted by nbarclay If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.

We probably will see shortly how well they fight, as their men aren't doing too well.

	12-04-2003 07:53									#45
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How Immortal are they Beta? Not very, it seems...

	12-04-2003 07:54									#46
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btw, I love the avatar. lol

	12-04-2003 07:58									#47
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quote: Originally posted by BetaHound We probably will see shortly how well they fight, as their men aren't doing too well.

Here's you an alternate avatar, Beta.

	12-04-2003 17:18									#48
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To quote my personal hero, the great al-Sahaf: "The Americans are trapped in their tanks".
Also, Saddam and his sons are currently surrounding a large JDAM bomb.

	12-04-2003 18:19									#49
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Here's you an alternate avatar, Beta.

Thank-you GF! He will make an appearance soon.

	13-04-2003 05:10									#50
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From the Vox Ministry of Information

710BC

There is not much to report this turn. Vox troops continue to advance towards GS territory.

We expect to report more significant events shortly.

Our troops have encountered outlying Storm villages in the mountains. Without exception, the Vox troops have been met with jubilation. The Gathering Storm people talk of an oppressive and un-enlightened central government. They are for the most part an un-cultured and oppressed people. They are welcoming the liberation being brought by the forces of light and might, the forces of Vox Controli.

So our message goes out not only to the world at large, but to the oppressed people of Gathering Storm. This is your opportunity to rise up against the corrupt leaders which rule over you. Help us free you from this evil regime.

We come as liberators, not conquerors.

	13-04-2003 05:21									#51
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Right, like the people of Gathering Storm would even dream of throwing off our enlightened Republic for the kind of despotic horrors you practice. Don't think rumors of the horrors you've practiced in Dissidentville haven't reached our people's ears. Your willingness to whip your people just for a little extra production sends chills down the spine of every Storm citizen who might otherwise even consider joining your cause.

But what should the world expect from the voice of foreign affairs for an evil, oppressive, despotic regime?

	13-04-2003 05:30									#52
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I like your new tagline, Beta.

	13-04-2003 06:30									#53
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quote: We come as liberators, not conquerors.

Well at least the part about not being conquerors will stand the test of time.

	13-04-2003 15:55									#54
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Hey, and Btw, you can't be both thecomic guy and the liberators , Leave something for us will !!!



oh, that's right, I forgot, we get a your cities

	15-04-2003 18:38									#55
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From the Vox Ministry of Information

690BC

Vox troops continue to advance on GS territory. Lead elements are now within 5 tiles of the capitol - Eye of the Storm. General Jon and his Immortals are moving into position.

A new Voxian force has been landed on the East coast.

Resistance continues to be light.

May the One bless the Voxian forces of might and light in our campaign against the infidels.

	15-04-2003 18:43									#56
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quote: Originally posted by BetaHound Resistance continues to be light.

The Lion tolerates the buzzing of the Bee, for he is merely an irritation and can be swatted at leisure with a mighty paw.

Furthermore, everyone knows that the Bee commits suicide when it attacks . A little sting is a small thing to be endured.

	15-04-2003 18:43									#57
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Pffft... Vox Ministry of Misinformation.
No, please, don't attack us with regular spearmen.

	16-04-2003 04:48									#58
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Oh man this war is gonna be fun~

WC VS Immortals.

I hope for GS's sake they have plenty of WCs.. cause Vox sure does seem to have a quite alot of immortals.

	16-04-2003 13:05									#59
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Ahh, but we haven't even exposed our secret weapon yet. Wait until you see the huge mechs with the plasma...
D'OH! I'll keep quiet from now on.

Btw, Calc II: I love your new avatar! Nu's are so cool.

	17-04-2003 08:37									#60
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From the Voxian Information Ministry:

670BC

The troops of Vox Controli continue to advance unhindered into GS territory.

The advance is on two fronts.

Action is expected soon. And it may be messy. A GS swordsmen who is currently adjacent to our troops is stacked with two GS workers. Our military commanders are prepared for GS military units using civilians as human shields, or GS mixing para-military formations with stacks of workers.

May the One grant our leaders wisdom.