16-04-2003 01:43									#31
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I sometimes need to trim hair on my ass because I get dingleberries.

	16-04-2003 01:46									#32
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I have porn collection that would be able to compete in serious championship games.

	16-04-2003 01:47									#33
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I dunno man, I got a huge one too. Kazaa RULES!

	16-04-2003 01:48									#34
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I have a Lexa Doig porn clip that I sometimes like to watch on Realplayer whilst I have Winamp play the theme tune to Andromeda.

Just because it's funny.

	16-04-2003 01:48									#35
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I reference you to the babe thread in which I unleashed my arsenal of hot shirtless guy pics. That was a fraction of what I had, and minor compared to the nude/porn pictures. And let's not talk about film clips, just so I won't embarrass you all.

	16-04-2003 01:49									#36
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No no no.. porn on computer doesn't count. I mean real tapes etc.

	16-04-2003 01:51									#37
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I used to watch Dawson's Creek for some time

That Joey chick was hot...

	16-04-2003 01:53									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka I have porn collection that would be able to compete in serious championship games.

Mine is about 4 GB. Pretty average I suppose?

	16-04-2003 01:54									#39
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If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

	16-04-2003 01:54									#40
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Olaf, 4GB? Maybe I have overestimated my collection .

	16-04-2003 01:55									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

I hope I forge this by the time I go to sleep, otherwise the curiosity might be too much.

	16-04-2003 01:56									#42
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I pick my nose and dispose of its content into waste baskets and flower pots. Every day.

	16-04-2003 01:58									#43
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Eli, be carefull! I mean when I do it (fart), I start thinking 'well I'm gonna smell it and I know it smells bad, but I have to smell it because I'm gonna do it anyway!', so in a way I'm hyping up myself to do it. And then I battle with myself, and always end up sticking my head there.

So, next time you do it, you will think of this and I promise you, you will do the same. You can't resist it anymore once you have this thing stuck in your head.

	16-04-2003 01:59									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

Your own farts always smell wonderful. Only others smell bad.

	16-04-2003 01:59									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre Your own farts always smell wonderful. Only others smell bad.

True. I won't do it if someone else farts under the blanket.

	16-04-2003 02:00									#46
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Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.

	16-04-2003 02:02									#47
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JohnT, That's just nasty.

	16-04-2003 02:04									#48
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.

	16-04-2003 02:04									#49
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Sometime I am under the blanket when my wife farts. (I'm not gonna tell you what I'm doing there). It's a myth that girls farts don't smell.

	16-04-2003 02:05									#50
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BWAHAHAH 7 Gig+... but most are just single movies that are really big. I only have two non-computer porn tapes. That's not too embarassing. Most of it is stuff my gf and I use for practice. It definitely has improved my skill in that area.

oh yeah, in the summer, I shave my chest and back to show my developed physique. I've had laser surgery to zap some of the hair on my back. I am such a beast. It's that damn Slavic blood. I feel kind of wussy about it, but my female friends and gf say it looks better. My guy friends used to make fun of me until I met my current gf last year.

	16-04-2003 02:08									#51
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I need glasses and wont buy some because I'd rather keep my money to spend it on my car....how pathetic.

Hey! Atleast I know it!

	16-04-2003 02:10									#52
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7gb of porn, that's like twice the size of my HD.

i had the same experiance as molly bloom, some girl pulled down my trunks in swimming in secondary school. luckily i didn't turn into a homosexual though

	16-04-2003 02:12									#53
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err you can't see for ****, so instead of getting glasses you're getting a car, i'm seeing at least one problem there..

	16-04-2003 02:13									#54
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney err you can't see for ****, so instead of getting glasses you're getting a car, i'm seeing at least one problem there..

I got a car man...it just needs...more power...omg how pathetic am I!!!

	16-04-2003 02:13									#55
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I had my pants pulled down at high school, a few girls turned round to see. I had a few nice rumours going round about me after that.

	16-04-2003 02:16									#56
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.

I do that to!

But she doesn't think it's love....

	16-04-2003 02:16									#57
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so the 'it was cold' excuse worked for you then

edit: could everyone stop crossposting, it's making me look like a right div

	16-04-2003 02:38									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Eli, be carefull! I mean when I do it (fart), I start thinking 'well I'm gonna smell it and I know it smells bad, but I have to smell it because I'm gonna do it anyway!', so in a way I'm hyping up myself to do it. And then I battle with myself, and always end up sticking my head there. So, next time you do it, you will think of this and I promise you, you will do the same. You can't resist it anymore once you have this thing stuck in your head.

You sure you don't have any psychological problems?

quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Giving or receiving? What's so embarrassing about that? So long as they aren't heinous... Missing Fez: most embarrassing admission so far!

What is bukkake?

quote: BWAHAHAH 7 Gig+... but most are just single movies that are really big. I only have two non-computer porn tapes. That's not too embarassing. Most of it is stuff my gf and I use for practice. It definitely has improved my skill in that area.

7 gig? I have 10 gig pr0n on my HD, but in fact that's just for trading purposes, I'm not into pr0n as I prefer the real thingy ye know and sitting behind a computer screen jerking off is not really the most exciting moment of the day imho, gaming is much more intense

Anyway if you think 10 gig is much, then hear this: 1,5 weeks ago I went to a LAN party of bout 650 people, I connected to directconnect, and I saw this guy with 750 GB shared! , I was like wow, lemme connect to that real fast, and what do I see...750 GB of porn, lol, it sounds pretty unbelievable but well, it weren't pictures of course, just movies

Also funny thing is he was LAN crew, and when cleaning up the LAN room afterwards, he went out for a bite, and when he came back his nice FTP was gone... *ouch* (just too funny not to mention this here)

	16-04-2003 02:41									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Spec I need glasses and wont buy some because I'd rather keep my money to spend it on my car....how pathetic. Hey! Atleast I know it!

I have that very same problem, except that I can still see clearly without glasses (it's just that my eyes aren't as perfect as normal ppl's eyes are) and that I spend it on computer equipment

	16-04-2003 02:45									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Trajanus What is bukkake?

Look it up. You probably don't want to know.