18-04-2003 04:53									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel Does that mean that there is no result at all, or just other people, Menlas? if it menas the first, then you have an opportunity to become very famous, with a unique name. If the second... I share your pain.

Nope, there are other people, but not many. What is funny is that nearly all live in the same region of France, the one where my grandparents are born . So i guess those people are very distant cousins and uncles

	18-04-2003 04:53									#32
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double post...those "quote" and "edit" buttons are too close

	18-04-2003 04:56									#33
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My namesake an author so I'm nowhere near the top. Plus almost all my online stuff is pseudonymed. Search Immortal Wombat and I'm 7 of the first 10.

However, hit #33 of my real name brings up a guy who looks just like Glonky

Aha, here we go, #479 and #520 are me.

	18-04-2003 05:24									#34
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First mention is #69.

But apparently I'm well known in physics circles.

	18-04-2003 05:25									#35
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Wait--there are 3 other Immortal Wombat mentions?

	18-04-2003 05:28									#36
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20 hits altogether, and are all real me...

	18-04-2003 05:33									#37
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quote: 'm a jazz bassoonist, apparently.

Lucky!

I never appear... just look at my last name.

	18-04-2003 05:37									#38
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I'm definitely the chairman of the apostrophe protection society.

	18-04-2003 05:38									#39
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Yup. Surprised me too...

The first is the wonderful person who decided to register immortalwombat.com - read it "I'm Mortal Wombat - dot - com" (I'm being polite here. If you're there, kind fellow wombat, I'd like to buy your domain name) Incidentally, mortalwombat.com is not registered.

The second is some idiot loser who came up with a grand animal fighting tournament in Australia, where marsupials would duke it out to go up against the Immortal Wombat in the final, and lose. This was another pun on MK, and I didn't mind so much, because it was a crap idea, and would have died fairly quickly. I posted on his forum asking him to kill it faster. No luck there.

But what really pissed me off was when he realised it was a crap idea, so posted another webpage saying "The Immortal Wombat sucks donkey ****". I would like to point out that this is untrue. I do not. No hard feelings, the page seems to be gone now, or at least, it doesn't turn up as the very first Google Search result for "Immortal Wombat" like it used to. I do. Hoorah.

The third and last Immortal Wombat I have found it a reviewer on a Nintendo site or something. He racks up quite a few hits on Google. I think I'll copyright the name and sue him.

	18-04-2003 05:43									#40
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They call me the gavelier:



http://website.lineone.net/~thegavelier/

How come I only get old lame white guys???

	18-04-2003 06:11									#41
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we are in love

	18-04-2003 07:38									#42
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Uh, all 292 hits are me. How many "Leons Petrazickis"es do you think there are in the world?

BTW, please ignore the Government of Canada link. It does not concern you.

	18-04-2003 14:54									#43
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None. But I don't use my real name on the web, so thats no surprise.

	18-04-2003 15:08									#44
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Oh, And of course, we shouldn't forget my namesake, the writer of cheesy detectives, with his hero being "Nick Carter".


Oh, and holy ****, one of them writes Fan fiction of Sailor Moon.

	18-04-2003 16:11									#45
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 How come I only get old lame white guys???

I'll trade you my former Philadelphia's most wanted.

	18-04-2003 17:32									#46
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I don't exist either

Nickname does

	18-04-2003 20:57									#47
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quote: Originally posted by alva I don't exist either Nickname does

Well it seems fairly easy to get yourself listed on Google without trying as long as webpages mentioning you exist - I'm trying for the #1 spot, which should be mine in the fullness of time as the three older ones above me drop down the list...

	18-04-2003 21:43									#48
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1,2,3 some math awards then 4 a post at gamespot and then some other namesake...

	18-04-2003 22:06									#49
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49, 57, 64, 65, 69, 83, 91, 95

	18-04-2003 22:32									#50
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1,2,3,4,6,7,9,11,12

	19-04-2003 05:20									#51
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Here I am posting this thread and the rest of you guys are right up there above me...

I feel like such an underachiever...

	19-04-2003 05:39									#52
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I'm not kidding. 3,700,000 hits and I didn't find one of them about me. Of course I only looked at the first five pages so maybe I'm some where way down the list.

	19-04-2003 05:48									#53
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I put in my middle intial and -sports & -music since there were big sports and music people with the same name and I still get 1,540,000 hits.

sometimes it sucks having a common name.

	19-04-2003 05:59									#54
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sometimes?

	19-04-2003 07:04									#55
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You all are amatuers.

308 pages, all me.

Its good to be famous AND to be the only person with my name on earth. Possibly in the history of the planet.

I'm just that special.

	19-04-2003 07:08									#56
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I also appear to be unique. Rawk.

	19-04-2003 07:14									#57
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tons of 'em. some guy with my name is a race car driver from Florida (not nascar)

	19-04-2003 12:00									#58
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I get loads of Boy Scout groups. How very disturbing.

	19-04-2003 12:06									#59
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So, people, what is your generic name?

David Kogan is moi. how depressing.

	19-04-2003 12:26									#60
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