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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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The bottom quote in my sig should go in, I think (the Nintendo one):
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 |
Also,
Dead Poet's Society:
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"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." |
Clue:
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Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed. |
Dumb and Dumber:
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Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. |
Fight Club:
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Tyler: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. |
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FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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Red Dwarf;
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Rimmer: You goit! No, you goit! You're all goits! I'm surrounded by goits! |
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Rimmer: My god we'll rescue these fair blooms or my name's not Captain AJ Rimmer, Space Adventurer!
Lister: Space Adventurer?!
Rimmer: Well what was I supposed to say? "Fear not, we're the guys who used to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machine. We know nothing about space travel, but if you've got a blocked nozzle then we're your lads!"? |
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Kryten: Fun? Ah yes, the employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way. |
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LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that show her body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
CAT: She's incredible!
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble? (pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it. |
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Rimmer: Why don't you call me by my nickname I had at school?
Lister: What? Bonehead?
Rimmer: How did you know my nickname was Bonehead?!
Lister: I didn't, I was only guessing.
Rimmer: Anyway, not that one, I meant my other nickname: Ace!
Lister: Get outta town! Your nickname was never Ace ... maybe Ace-hole? |
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Dauphin
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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:27
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code:
It's a banana. It always HAS been a banana, it always WILL be a banana. It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits; it's a banana!
-- Kryten
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code:
"It's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific!"
-- Kryten
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Last edited by Dauphin on 28-04-2003 at 22:44
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FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:27
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quote:
Lister: Where is everybody, Holly?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
L: Who is?
H: Everybody, Dave.
L: What, Captain Hollister?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Todhunter?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Selby?
H: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Petersen isn't, is he?
H: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.
L: Not Chen?
H: Gordon Bennett, yes, Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Rimmer?
H: He's dead, everybody's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, Dave!
L: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead? |
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Maquiladora
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from full metal jacket
code:
Drill Instructor: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on
Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing more
than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****.
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28-04-2003 02:05
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It was kinda fun though.
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