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WhiteBandit
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Southern California
Jul 2002 time: 21:27
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Well I am writing a "love" letter and my comrades in Team Sunshine have helped out. They suggested I should post it here to show what Team Sunshine is all about.
Behold!
quote:
"Dear Red 1999 Toyota Tacoma,You might have seen me around the parking lot, but I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting yet. Allow me to introduce myself: I'm a blackberry 2000 Saturn SC2. I'm positive that my owner knows your owner! However, I can't believe that he didn't introuduce us. Don't tell him that I wrote this, as he'll probably be jealous or even embarrased!!"
"I think Dave likes you more than he likes me, so I just had to write this letter. I don't blame how he feels though. I mean you have a V6, 4WD and an extended cab. 4WD! How I long to go offroading, but my little wheels would never take it. Besides, what kind of geologist drives a dinky little 'sports; car?"
"We should try to work out some type of owner-vehicle exchange program. Your owner can have Dave and in return, I get you! I think it's a great deal for you, especially since I look way better than Dave does! Not to mention that Dave lacks airconditioning, while I can keep you cool. Plus, I have a stereo, so I can set those romantic moments between us. You've never had the misfortune of hearing Dave sing. . . I think Joanna is getting the short end of this deal, but we won't tell her!"
"I hope you are interested in slightly older vehicles. Maybe we'll be able to work something out. I hope to see you again! Until we meet again..."
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Thirgaral
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On vacation in Sunny lands
Mar 2003 time: 06:27
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quote: Originally posted by Togas
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on ... I don't think we should enforce happiness! You can't make people be happy! We can show them the true ways of peace, love, and sunshine and if they choose their own ways, we should respect that.
Of course, if some of their people in their outlying cities call out and embrace our happy ways, we should listen and welcome in those cities.
As for the forests, I think we should respect the trees and happy forest animals and not cut down their homes. If Team Monkey is near us and they request that we respect the trees, I think that Team Sunshine will be happy to make them happy by going along with their request. 
Militant Happiness = Bad.
True Love and Happiness = Good.
We will win via Culture or UN vote. 
Have a nice Sunshine Day 
--Togas |
But what are we to do if their people is living in an unhappy, rainy despotism and their only hope is to be liberated by us??(Team Puritan)...besides, we are still rational and know that Team Puritan will attack us as soon as they have a chance.
Yes, they're welcome to our happy lands...
They can't be happy without the sunshine, can they?? Weird people...
Hapiness caused by sunshine = also good.
What about spaceship victory then??? Doesn't space just make you SO happy? And I've heard the sun is very shiny out there too.
have a sunshine day 
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ruby_maser
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Fear sunshine!
Sep 2002 time: 23:27
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quote: Originally posted by BigFree
There are many ways to ensure that the World will be a Happy place, sometimes force will be neccessary. It is a 'sad' thing to have to use force, but the alternative is worse[...] |
Like if someone is standing in your way, fronting you and blocking out the sunshine, and you've asked them politely to get out of the way, but they won't, and then you told them with a nauseatingly-calm composure that they would make a better door than a window and they still don't get the picture, sometimes, if you use a large enough caliber round, their torso can be turned into a window so you can both enjoy the sunshine together...
That may be spam, but at least its grammatically incorrect 
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