02-05-2003 04:30									#31
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And then you know there's a possibility of her doing same sports as I do! We'd connect right away.. She could wrestle.. we don't know it!
Or we could go to shooting range and test one of those m-16s.. throw explosives and do all that commando stuff. I bet she looks real good in sweat suit.

	02-05-2003 04:35									#32
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Let me see, my cousin's daughter, so that makes Kari my 2nd cousin. Right?

No, she's your cousin once removed.

Your second cousins are your parents' cousins' offspring.

	02-05-2003 04:36									#33
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Wow! A girl wrestler... Just thinking about it I know I have to change my sheets tomorrow morning

But about that shooting range, you just might be lucky, her being from Texas and all. But you'll probably end up line-dancing

	02-05-2003 04:45									#34
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I can just see the ceremony now...

"Do you, Pekka, take Sloww's second cousin to be your lawfully married bride..."

	02-05-2003 04:45									#35
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Line-dancing is cool, if I don't have to do it myself. Or I could learn it if she really wants me to, because it would be special for her that I'd learn it and go out doing it. I know I'd feel stupid, but I'd still do it and try to learn to enjoy it, and eventually I would. I don't do Dolly Parton gigs however. No matter what, I'm not going. So that would be girls night out.

I'd also take her here for a visit, some skiing and snowboarding, also she'd be of full age, so we'd be visiting local clubs and stuff like that.. Yeah, I see it happening. My mom living in the US already, we'd make a trip there, road trip... Yeah.. Las Vegas and stuff. I see myself winning $10 000 on black jack, I'd buy her this really nice dress and parfymes, and new boots for the line dancing, and a new gun. I see myself on a date with her, kicking those armadillos for fun and laughing how the roll down the stairs.. we'll have a blast!

But if she's shy.. we could start by sharing the same ISP and simular e-mails.. yeah.. that would be so awesome.

	02-05-2003 04:52									#36
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that is the funniest post in recent memory.

	02-05-2003 04:52									#37
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quote: Do you have a picture of her doing sports? I find pictures of girls doing sports good because you can see the spirit inside them many times.

Yeah you can see "the spirit" inside them. I know what you mean.

(Warning: linked pic is of an adult nature and should not be viewed by anyone under the legal age limit for viewing adult material. Just covering my ass.)

quote: Wow! A girl wrestler... Just thinking about it I know I have to change my sheets tomorrow morning

Girl wrestlers aren't anything to have a wet dream about, believe me.

	02-05-2003 04:53									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer I can just see the ceremony now... "Do you, Pekka, take Sloww's second cousin to be your lawfully married bride..."

hi ,

, .....


nah , he cant get married for the first five years in the french foreign legion , ....

have a nice day

Slow , has she also a poly ID , .....

	02-05-2003 04:53									#39
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I dated a girl from Texas for over a year. She was beautiful, smart (A graduate degree in Music and working on her MBA), and very fun to be around. The bottom line was that I just wasn't conservative enough for her. She was a church going Texas Republican and I was a heathen California Democrat. You would believe the stupid Gore vs Bush fights we got into during the election.

There were a few bumps in the road but I thought things were going well, then, one week before we were supposed to fly to Texas to attend her brother's wedding she dumped me! To this day I think she got cold feet about taking me to meet her family; she told me if she took me home to meet her folks the whole family would think we were getting married. I said I didn't want to get married for atleast another year and then a couple of days later... BAM! I got dumped.

	02-05-2003 04:55									#40
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quote: Girl wrestlers aren't anything to have a wet dream about, believe me.

No kidding...

	02-05-2003 05:03									#41
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panag, true, but if that was the case, I'd be joining US army.. being American that is.

Also it would be easy to meet her family, since I'd PM Sloww all the time asking questions. Like a walk in a park. They'd love me for sure, I'd talk to her dad going to serve and doing combat really soon, and her mom would love me too because I'd be this gentleman that I am, knowing the etiquette, opening doors and all that stuff. And if she has brothers.. they'd surely like me very much.. I'd teach them the best techniques to kill a man with hands in different situations, wrestling them but I'd let them win and not hurt them, because I'm cool. If she has sisters.. I'd bring them presents all the time and buy them alcohol behind their parents back.. but they wouldn't ever let them know, because I'd be such a cool guy, driving them to hot clubs and kicking stalker butts when I drive them back home, helping them sneaking back in.

	02-05-2003 05:05									#42
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Let me see, my cousin's daughter, so that makes Kari my 2nd cousin. Right? Graduating high school this month.

Let me ask... did you cut that out of a magazine? Just kidding...

Well I dunno.. I am not a good judge of women.. but she is pretty...

	02-05-2003 05:06									#43
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Fez, She is, but don't talk dirty of her, because we'll be getting married soon .

	02-05-2003 05:09									#44
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Hehehe... well... Not interested in doing so... I really don't think about women that much.

	02-05-2003 05:09									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka panag, true, but if that was the case, I'd be joining US army.. being American that is. Also it would be easy to meet her family, since I'd PM Sloww all the time asking questions. Like a walk in a park. They'd love me for sure, I'd talk to her dad going to serve and doing combat really soon, and her mom would love me too because I'd be this gentleman that I am, knowing the etiquette, opening doors and all that stuff. And if she has brothers.. they'd surely like me very much.. I'd teach them the best techniques to kill a man with hands in different situations, wrestling them but I'd let them win and not hurt them, because I'm cool. If she has sisters.. I'd bring them presents all the time and buy them alcohol behind their parents back.. but they wouldn't ever let them know, because I'd be such a cool guy, driving them to hot clubs and kicking stalker butts when I drive them back home, helping them sneaking back in.

hi ,

dont sell the skin of the bear before you have shot her , ......



have a nice day

	02-05-2003 05:12									#46
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panag, true.. I'm just fantasizing here. But it could happen!

	02-05-2003 05:14									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka panag, true.. I'm just fantasizing here. But it could happen!

hi ,

well it has happend before , .....

in your case it must be like 0.0000 ........ 1 percent , thats about 1 000 to one more then any of us compared to her , ....

have a nice day

	02-05-2003 05:14									#48
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It's too bad Kari is mans name in Finland .. but that would be like a really good joke, I'd tell my friends back here that 'I'm marrying this Kari' and they'd be like 'yeah.. we knew it all along' and when we'd visit here, they'd be meeting us at airport, waiting to see the guy of my life and then it would hit them *BANG!* she's a babe.. And they'd be all like checking her out secretly, and when they get drunk, they'd all come talking me privately 'dude.. you really hit the jackpot this time!' and I'd be all that is man, right there, right then.

	02-05-2003 17:27									#49
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Pekka, you're my hero

	02-05-2003 17:43									#50
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Slowwhand, is she in need of a male prostitute?

	02-05-2003 17:47									#51
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I was thinking that Pekka should win the "Optimist of the Century" award.

	02-05-2003 17:56									#52
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 Slowwhand, is she in need of a male prostitute?

More importantly, does she have phone cards ?

	02-05-2003 18:51									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat No, she's your cousin once removed. Your second cousins are your parents' cousins' offspring.

Are you saying that if I become a bit randy....

	02-05-2003 19:07									#54
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not specifically, but it's not illegal...

	02-05-2003 19:12									#55
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The only one of your horny bastards I'd even THINK of introducing, is MAYBE Pekka.
So, get over it.

	02-05-2003 19:17									#56
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She is not that cute...

	02-05-2003 19:20									#57
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Please slowwhand, im a great guy. and would you really even want her to go out with someone who entertains the idea of dating her from online references?

	02-05-2003 19:25									#58
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A) Spec is just hiding either
1. His disappointment
2. His tendency to other tastes


B) MRT, I read your posts.
NO WAY, JOSE!

	02-05-2003 19:28									#59
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MRT144, Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you the one who charged drunken girl for sexual services and then when she passed out, you looted her purse and left?

I have made your remarks of saunas and sausages obsolete with this!

	02-05-2003 19:28									#60
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quote: Also I have good genes,

Finnish genes... really good quality, yeah.