27-05-2003 20:35									#91
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You are sooooooo wicked



G.

	27-05-2003 20:46									#92
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I know

Jam

	28-05-2003 02:56									#93
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Excellent work, Comrade Jamski!

Our glorious PRAVDA knows no bounds! I believe that this is the first step to the enemies of the State.

Great job, Comrade Jamski!

	28-05-2003 03:00									#94
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People as so gullible, and we can use that to our great advantage.

	28-05-2003 03:37									#95
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Headlines!

Chairman Decrees More Births Requried After Tragedy

	28-05-2003 04:07									#96
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The Hive's new 10 child policy... you must have 10 children or else.

	28-05-2003 07:48									#97
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Great work on the misinformational issue, Jam! I was full of tears when reading it from trying not to laugh. I like the cartoon too!

What's going to be in the next? Chairman Voltaire meets with an AI leader and discuss potential technology exchange and military coorperations?

	28-05-2003 07:56									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Voltaire The Hive's new 10 child policy... you must have 10 children or else.

And they have to be twins or triplets.

	28-05-2003 08:08									#99
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Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that .

	28-05-2003 08:24									#100
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Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that .

	28-05-2003 10:59									#102
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Just noticed my double post as well as how ambigious my comments were.

	28-05-2003 11:11									#103
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Entertainment News:
To follow up the glorious musical success that was the Rage Against the Chagrin concert, The Hive (the base) will host the People's Metalfest, featuring many of Planet's greatest ever death metal, grindcore, black metal (and associated genres) bands, including Mindworm Maggotfest, Banal Crunch, Grotesque Fungal Regurgitation, Impaled Northern Pholousforest, Eudamoniac, Planetcarcass and many others. If you like metal, you'll probably want to be there!

There will be a charity ball to help the families of those people killed by the evil capitalist mindworms during our glorious attempted expansion in the month of Gloriousworkerssovietutopia. Enjoy uplifting tunes that remind us all of important historical events, such as the Russian Revolution, our glorious landing on planet, and the birth of Sheng-Ji Yang. You will attend this ball instead of going to work one day and the money we're not paying you will go to the families.

The glorious installing of our first Network Node (even if we haven't built a network node put it in anyway to make the other factions tremble with fear) has led to the establishment of the first holovision and fibre-optic Radio stations on planet, as well as PlaNet (our hively* new name for the internet)!! Be one of the first to experience state propaganda this exciting new entertainment/communications technology and work really hard! (Everyone will have this glorious technology in their homes one day, free, courtesy of the glorious Hive government)

*our cool new word for "cool"

I'd write more, but I must leave now to go spread the message of the People's GLorious Proletariat Worker's People's Revolution to some capitalist heathens.

	28-05-2003 12:26									#104
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Nice work Gnool, can we have two cartoons a week please? It was very popular.

Vev, I had to read it three times then I got it

Keep it coming as always, nothing compares to PRAVDA on planet.

-Jam

	28-05-2003 13:37									#105
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I'll make another one soon, but until then... enjoy

	28-05-2003 13:47									#106
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YAY I want to help the people too

-Jam

	28-05-2003 14:32									#107
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Ahh, great issue. This is most amusing.

	28-05-2003 15:51									#108
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quote: Originally posted by Gnool I'll make another one soon, but until then... enjoy

but also

	28-05-2003 16:02									#109
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You are so addicted to the new stunned smilie. Can I ask WHY? is much more useful

As in TFM

-Jam

	28-05-2003 16:09									#110
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski You are so addicted to the new stunned smilie. Can I ask WHY? is much more useful As in TFM -Jam

I've never seen anything quite like it and it touches my heart. I have adopted it as my own and intend to use it in all my posts.

	28-05-2003 16:50									#111
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It does look kind of bewildered and lost, the poor thing.

Make sure you keep it warm, Static. I don't want to trip over a dead , OK?

-Jam

	28-05-2003 18:29									#113
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quote: Originally posted by Vev Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that .

quote: Originally posted by Vev Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that .

Comrade Vev, you seem to take care of twinposts with great ease. This gives me some ideas ... Hmmm

	28-05-2003 19:47									#114
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quote: Originally posted by Vev Just noticed my double post as well as how ambigious my comments were.

You wicked men! I start to wonder why I bothered to spend time during my busiest days to check your posts.

	29-05-2003 03:13									#115
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It was originally done with good intentions, just that the wording is a little poor. I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

	29-05-2003 04:01									#116
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Terraformer yesterday, Planet Buster today. Prototyping will commence in 2214 with the Hive 150 year plan

	29-05-2003 08:31									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Vev It was originally done with good intentions, just that the wording is a little poor. I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

I was joking, Comrade Vev. Nobody is offended. It is understandable that sometimes men (notice my edit of the original post from "a" to "e" ) think not with their heads, but with ...

But I'm still angry! If this comrade is made mad again she'll choose to go to a "highly politically sensitive operation" in the CyCon all by herself!

	29-05-2003 08:44									#118
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OMG,

Comrade Gnool's Hive Humor is greatly entertaining!

Keep up the good work, comrades.

	29-05-2003 16:13									#119
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Well, with the turns coming this fast we'll be getting another PRAVDA out very soon - so, what so we tell those idiots in the other factions? New base? Rover found? Formers invented? A load of BS? Speak ye now or forever hold thy piece.

-Jam

	29-05-2003 16:14									#120
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How about a public safety announcment about recon rovers?

-Jam