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Sir Ralph
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Long live teh Schwampel!
Dec 2001
time: 06:28
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Originally posted by civman2000
Herr Ralphus, I noticed that your descriptions of some of you artwork had some religious references. Would you be willing to elaborate on the religious beliefs of the Gathering Storm?
Daniel de la Civ, Priest of San Agustin and a Monk of the Abbey of San Bendito. |
The highest deity of the Gathering Storm is the Almighty Chicken, which is told to be blown in the Heaven by a gigantic storm yet before our times. An egg of the Almighty Chicken fell down on the World, right to the place known as Eye of the Storm. This egg brought the Spirit of the Chicken to the humble peasants of Stormia. They worked hard and went through many ages, some of which were good and let our people flourish, and some were bad and brought diseases and death to our peaceful citizens. All this is written down in the Book of the Storm, which is a part of the Scrolls of Truth, the most valuable possession of the People of Storm.
The text of the prophecy of the arrival of the armies of the Storm in North Estonia is told to be amazingly similar to the Revelation of Saint John the Divine, but this only shows, that this fellow John has stolen it out of our sacred scrolls.  The pictures of the battle were drawn by the Stormian artists Hans Holbein the Younger and Albrecht Dürer.
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ManicStarSeed
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of my banana plantation
Jun 2002
time: 21:28
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* ManicStarSeed whistles, and a white StormDove flutters in...
Listen here..
You StormHawks are all the same. Pillage, Burn, Kill decimate....Bunch of chicken hawks, I swear .
You know those pop points are people like you and me, well not quite, they do not even know what engineering is, but you get the drift....They are not just numbers on a screen. And you have such neat names for your precious "units" Pikemen and War chariots, We first called them plowcarts, then you Chicken Hawks take them , Put our children on them on and send them into battle. Giving their borthes pointy sticks to ward of armies of immortals. They die and do you blead? NO but families do....
Anyway, let me tell you... while you StormHawks were out galavanting, killing everones childern, We StormDoves have been hard at work making PEACE, you here me PEACE. Nothing final, mind you, but we are over earlier the misunderstandings that you sick depraved monsters thrive on. People are acting rational and gracious. HA. Go back yor your coops Chicken Hawks.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Mss,
StormDove
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Theseus
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The warmonger formerly known as rpodos. Gathering Storm! Apolyton Spirit!!
Apr 2002
time: 00:28
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PEACE?? BLOODY PEACE??!!
+)(#*%)(%U+)(#*^%#$@_^)($
The Vox dogs have the temerity to ask this, having defiled our chicken farms with banana peels?? And to what masters do these dogs now heel, and what of their nefarious plans and consipiracies? 
And now, my own countrymen set themselves out as Storm-lovey-doves, blowing kisses and laying rose petals at the ironshod feet of the transgressors!!
Does the StormHawk Party stand alone in protest of this foul mockery of diplomacy?
Foreign diplomats and rulers: Be warned. If we do indeed stand alone, nay, even if only I, Theseus, stand alone, garbed in the shreds of Stormian honor, our sovereignty and honor shall be avenged.
Our Stormtroopers shall range across North Stormia with conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass Vox' fresh fair virgins and flow'ring infants. Why, in a moment look to see the blind and bloody with foul hand defile the locks of their shrill-shrieking daughters; their fathers taken by the silver beards, and their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls; their naked infants spitted upon pikes, whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd do break the clouds!!! 
There will be no peace; this I swear, by all the Chickens of Heaven. 
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